Escort Details:
xDIVA_LUSCIOUSx
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External Link/Members OnlyDurration: 1h - £140
Location: I saw her in London - Heathrow one bed room apartment in a block of flats, Current - Stockton-On-Tees North East
So like most bad punts for me this one started off as a plan B. My original booking was cancelled so I looked for a quick alternative. When I saw this chick's big ass on her profile pic (at the time of the booking) I was like, alright let's go
... This is where the problems started..
Comms:
Easy enough at first, arrange the meeting via phone call for midday with a few hours notice. She gave all the address details over the phone and even when I asked her to text them, in the end she didn't. This became an increasing problem as I was trying to find her place which was nowhere near a station. If I texted she would always call back instead of texting which was really annoying because A. she just assumed I was available to talk in public and B. her english wasn't very good and she kept pronouncing the postcode wrong repeatedly.
After 15 mins of wondering around, I finally arrived at the cheap ass apartment complex in the middle of nowhere. The searched continued as she was mumbling instruction on the phone, helpful directions like "It's right there" "you'll see it" and "when you arrive look left go straight"... In reality it was 5-6 identical blocks with a park in the middle. You had to walk around the park(to the right..) and then you could see her building with the door number on the letter box. It's one of those places where mostly young couples move out to from the city with their little kids to save money. Considering this was over the weekend the park was full with parents playing with their kids. You had to walk through somebody's Sunday picnic to get your dick sucked. Probably a bad time to ask for directions "Excuse me, I know you're having a family moment and all but I'm really trying to fuck this bitch and can't find her apartment. Do you know where she lives?"
Her block also had it's own name on the building so she could of just texted that but never mind.. I was there and I knew that whatever happened next that one thing I wouldn't be doing is fucking her brains out cause she obviously didn't have any.
Location:
1 bed flat, standard, not dirty but not spotless, shit furniture, sub par batch room with a busted door that doesn't lock.
About the Meet:
She started by trying to live up to her profile, greeted me a nice red dress, being very welcoming and offered a drink. Didn't last long though as the next thing was to ask to sit down on the couch n the living a talk about what I wanted. Considering I mentioned in the booking that i just wanted GFE and PSE with what's included on her like list I knew that this was a standard prosi beating around the bush to talk about how some of her likes are actually hidden extras.. of course this took place after already agreeing too GFE/PSE and taking care of paperwork, I was having non of it so we scraped rimming from the menu and continued. She explained that the reason she doesn't text is bc her phone is "old".. like how old?!? I she using a brick from Miami Vice
She then started acting really weird, i would go to have a shower and she would freak out when i closed the door, like don't have a shower with a closed door..ok. I closed it anyway. After that it was time to get down to business and this is where she earned her true Negative.
Looks: Even before I took her clothes off, from the first grab of her ass I could tell that she doesn't have a phat ass just a plain old fat one. She's not curvy or juicy, she's just out of shape and overweight. Her tits and ass where both hanging, her ass was flat with just a bunch of fat on top dragging it down. If you wanted give her ass a hard pounding forget about it, gravity has already done the work for you. It's amazing how somebody can charge hundreds of pounds an hour to have sex naked and can't even go to the gym 3 times a week to at least get into shape. She had a belly and her oral was lame. Rubbered up and we got into position. Missionary, I could tell it was well rehearsed, same position she probably uses all the time, well practiced to squeeze you in a way to make you come as fast as possible, before I was even fully inside she was already going on about "don't stop, don't stop" translation "come fast, come fast" no different positions or anything. First pop, she immediately jumps up, covers herself and starts talking about massage(something i never asked for) of course she sucks ass at it. Looked at my watch and decided it was time to get the fuck out. Got my money back, paid for 30mins and left.
Summary:
Expectation: curvy Latina with a juicy ass who's into fucking
Reality: Fat chick, who gives lame head and boring sex with pictures that are very far from reality. Can't even recommend her for PD bc of the hassle with comms and price.
Avoid!
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