Scarlett of Lush Escorts: Birmingham

[bonatempora]

My punt with Scarlett took place on 17/06/19. (Playing catch up with this one)

Here is the link for her page: External Link/Members Only

Comms:

Booking was done via the agency: lady I spoke to was decent and polite throughout. Requested 10am (time Scarlett began her day) although was pushed to 10:30am... Then suddenly pushed further to 11am. Apparently she was running late. Post code was sent via text shortly after the call was done and location had been described over the phone prior. At around 10:45am (when I was about to leave) received a call and the lady then practically begged me to push the time to 12pm. At this stage I was looking to cancel... But having free time... As well as limited options in Brum... Agreed. Scarlett was still running late!

Location:

Apartment block situated around Fiveways Birmingham: plenty of underground parking in the Broadway Plaza complex at reasonable rates - based on the location.

Had arrived 15 minutes prior to "final" agreed time and bought a coffee to pass the time. Called at more or less 12pm was then given the apartment number by the lady and buzzed in.

Apartment itself was a modern build, tidy, IKEA furnishings and looked like it had, had a good clean before the WG's arrival.

Looks:

When Scarlett opened the door she was wearing a t-shirt, jeans, holding an energy drink in her hand and had her hair tied up. I wasn't impressed.

-On her page it's advertised she's 25. Later on in the punt she told me she's 27. I would agree with that.

-Facially quite average I'd give her a 5.

-Body wise she is 5'8, dress size 8 and is fairly skinny. Again a 5 in this area. Literally had no tits or ass.

-Pics aren't accurate on her page. I wasn't surprised as I've read other reviews on here regarding Lush and editing/photoshopping the girls pictures. She has more tattoos now also (a full sleeve, etc).

Service:

Once I was in the apartment she was friendly/talkative from the beginning. Did greet me politely and led me into the bedroom where she gave me a kiss on the cheek and a bit of a hug. She stated the agreed time of booking which was 2 hours at £190... Did this subtly and wasn't forward about it. Got the paperwork out the way - where she stashed the cash in her handbag then proceeded into the bathroom. Did communicate with me to "get comfortable" due to her needing some time to sort herself out. After say 10 minutes of being in the bathroom she then came out; dressed in a matching underwear set, hair open and smelling of cheap perfume. Also she kept her socks on which I found weird... Not that I was planning to go there anyway.

Needless to say she did this on my time and most WG's I see are ready from the offset. She was apologetic and did explain the drivers are quite bad with the agency hence her being late/having to get ready like this. Although in mind... I had already been messed around in terms of the booking time... She had 2 hours extra to get herself sorted... So not really my problem. I kept it cool and then Scarlett did say I'm more than welcome to use the bathroom if I need to. Didn't bother as I made sure I was fresh before leaving from home.

As it was a 2 hour booking I was happy speaking to her in the beginning to build a bit of a rapport. Also I had a rather large coffee to get through lol! Conversation-wise she isn't bad and is on a good-level. The more comfortable she got Scarlett asked if I smoked (I don't) and then seemed to get a little frustrated as she really wanted a cigarette. The room smelled of stale-smoke anyway... So I wouldn't be surprised if she had one earlier. She did say she'll "try" to wait till after the punt. At this point having drank enough coffee and stripping down I joined her on the bed (was standing previously): where she explained she doesn't do fingers and added she's not a big fan of coffee (great) but will still try DFK.

We started to kiss and its not as though she had bad breath however it wasn't minty fresh either. This kind of swayed me from kissing her too deeply and for a prolonged period. She did hold back a little (with DFK) and took breaks anyway due to the smell of the black coffee from myself... Oh the irony of the situation. There was mutual touching yet I don't think this is something that comes natural to her. I started to work her body (orally) - well what there was of it (practically a skeleton)! Upon working her body I wouldn't say she was freshly showered, neither did she smell of sweat or BO, more her natural scent masked by that cheap perfume. Therefore didn't work her body for too long.

Underwear set off/socks still on: got to her pussy and again can't say it was fresh-fresh but tasted okay as in she had probably showered when she woke up. Worked her for a while as she enjoyed what I was doing down there... Started to hold one of my hands tight... Eventually came (silent cummer - but intense)... Took a while too! Then after she smiled/laughed with joy, high-fived me and complimented me on my technique as she explained she doesn't cum very often. At this stage I thought as I had done her a solid I was in for a really good blowjob when she told me to lie on my back. Wrong!

She literally just went up and down (OWO) the bell-end/top part of the shaft area, not tightly wrapped, no use of hands, not sloppy in the slightest, no tongue, no ball licking/sucking. Probably one of the worst blowjobs I've ever had! It reminded me of back in the day when you had your first/second girlfriend and you were "figuring" it out. Basically a starter type blowjob. I really couldn't bear it for any longer so asked for a condom. Condom on and she got on top... Pussy was naturally quite wet although not tight nor loose. Just like the blowjob... You guessed it! Absolutely no enthusiasm! Either that or it was like she had no energy: that Boost she drank earlier did her no good I reckon someone needed to get her a sandwich. Frustrated I held her hips and just pounded her from underneath. Knowing that I was going to be doing the majority of the work... Told her to switch to Doggy!

Before we got into Doggy she had to position "just right" due to her long legs and her stating she gets a cramp. Seeing her bent over enhanced her ass a little. Feeling a little rough I simply used her like a rag-doll: hair pulling, spanking, etc. She seemed to enjoy the fucking as her moans weren't mechanical but of course "you" have to do all the work. After having my fill of fucking her I popped. Clean up done (which she assisted with), some conversation and lying down for a bit, not getting too close intimately though as she didn't really offer a proper GFE... With 30 minutes left and feeling a two-pop day! On to round two.

New condom on and she lay on her back (surprise, surprise) with her hands/arms rested behind her head, as if she was lying on the beach (lazy as fuck). Not a great view as she had slight armpit hair to showoff in this position. Tried to fuck her in missionary which of course she was enjoying however for me was irritating as her pussy was now dry. Very slightly moist. I'm surprised the rough-type movement stimulated her. Did ask if she had any lube her response was "no as lube doesn't sit right with my skin."

I thought "fuck this" pulled out and just wanked myself off... Didn't even bother to take the condom off as just wanted to have my second pop at this stage. Did instruct her to play with her pussy whilst I did this so I could have some visual "help." Once I came... Cleaned up again... We spoke a bit more and she was oblivious to the fact she had given a next-to-nothing service... I started to get ready... As she really was gagging for that cigarette now!

Kept it cordial, the usual kiss/hug-goodbye, where once I was out the flat she said "don't drink too much coffee!" I thought really (considering earlier in the punt)? Came back with a witty response and said "don't drink too many energy drinks" (god knows she probably needs them lol)! Then left accordingly.

In Summary:

I first tried Lush in late April of this year where I saw Holly who now doesn't work with them anymore. Even then I was slightly messed around with time and for me my experience with Holly was a weak positive. I know that Holly also has a negative review on here by a fellow punter. Given that after the sudden collapse of Divas of Birmingham who were good for; lastminute.com bookings, plan B's and P&D type punts I've been trying to find a decent replacement agency. Lush isn't it. This for me was a 'second-trial' type punt as I wasn't 100% after Holly. I won't be using Lush again and I of course won't be seeing Scarlett again.

My review more or less says it all. Alongside many other negative reviews on here regarding Lush. If you're going to get a good experience you'll probably have a better chance getting struck by lightning! There seems to be a generic theme as demonstrated by Scarlett/The Agency: fake advertising (pictures), poor organisation, ignorance and an underlying theme of recruiting girls who simply cannot be asked...

The Quest Continues!         

[The Owl]

Pimps are cunts, they only care about getting your money by doing as little as possible. This escort sounds like she wants to be a pimp with the complete lack of effort she put in to the job you paid her to do.

It seems like the only punter who had consistently good punts with Lush was the one who got banned by the old Admin for being the pimp.

Diva's are now back but based in Wolverhampton if that helps you at all.

[bonatempora]

Pimps are cunts, they only care about getting your money by doing as little as possible. This escort sounds like she wants to be a pimp with the complete lack of effort she put in to the job you paid her to do.

It seems like the only punter who had consistently good punts with Lush was the one who got banned by the old Admin for being the pimp.

Diva's are now back but based in Wolverhampton if that helps you at all.

Hi The Owl,

Yeah I agree pimps ruin it for everyone and I’m not surprised their pimp was on here putting up “fake positives.” As long as us genuine punters keep sharing: we can raise awareness in this regard.

I’ve been aware for a short while Divas started operating again, but it’s just where they’re located now (bit out the way for me)! Still thanks for your input.

[The Owl]

Water Street Thais and the off Hurst Street (or is it Masshouse now) group might be another option but bait and switch combined with reviews all over the place are also typical of both groups.

If you prefer pampering over pounding away as much as possible there's always Cheeky Lena of Masons Way but she needs 1 hour notice, sounds like that might not work for you.

[bonatempora]

Water Street Thais and the off Hurst Street (or is it Masshouse now) group might be another option but bait and switch combined with reviews all over the place are also typical of both groups.

If you prefer pampering over pounding away as much as possible there's always Cheeky Lena of Masons Way but she needs 1 hour notice, sounds like that might not work for you.

Hurst Street group I’ve tried. Well aware of how they operate and now avoid like the plague! Water Street Thais probably wouldn’t be my cup of tea - never really been into oriental girls. Unless it’s a massage service with a Happy Ending. Again Cheeky-Lena is from Thailand so not my thing.

Appreciate the recommendations though. Agencies now I put on the back-burner if I’m lucky to find a good new one then fair enough. If not there are still plenty of other options... Even if they’re mainly the touring ones.

[The Owl]

I had a look at some of the Lush escorts. I can see why so many punters go back to the well despite the agency being mixed at best. Despite my usual desire to only fuck escort that are probably at least 30, accounting for AW age lies, i'm quite tempted to shag Jasmine, the 18 year old Irish/Nigerian woman. I'm sure the desire will pass soon and it will save me wasting my money on what will probably be another bad experience.

[bonatempora]

I had a look at some of the Lush escorts. I can see why so many punters go back to the well despite the agency being mixed at best. Despite my usual desire to only fuck escort that are probably at least 30, accounting for AW age lies, i'm quite tempted to shag Jasmine, the 18 year old Irish/Nigerian woman. I'm sure the desire will pass soon and it will save me wasting my money on what will probably be another bad experience.

Jasmine of Lush looks alright however you’d be better off saving your money for another girl. Based on the experience(s) of others and knowledge pool already out there.

I think money is a big factor for these girls as anything they make them pay a commission to their pimp.

When I saw Holly in late April she moaned about handing over on average £500 every week. Also she was considering going independent. Not surprised she’s left now. As well as Scarlett touching on them taking between £70 - £90 from the £190 I paid her for 2 hours work.

In that respect despite the girls choosing to work for Lush... They probably become apathetic over time.

All the times I’ve seen an independent escort between the range of £130 - £160: it’s fair to say the service has been good. Considering she’ll be taking the whole pot!

[The Owl]

Jasmine of Lush looks alright however you’d be better off saving your money for another girl. Based on the experience(s) of others and knowledge pool already out there.

I think money is a big factor for these girls as anything they make them pay a commission to their pimp.

When I saw Holly in late April she moaned about handing over on average £500 every week. Also she was considering going independent. Not surprised she’s left now. As well as Scarlett touching on them taking between £70 - £90 from the £190 I paid her for 2 hours work.

In that respect despite the girls choosing to work for Lush... They probably become apathetic over time.

All the times I’ve seen an independent escort between the range of £130 - £160: it’s fair to say the service has been good. Considering she’ll be taking the whole pot!

Agreed, I couldn't imagine anything more enthusiasm draining than working a Lush 12 hour shift, possibly with back to back bookings organised by the pimp cunt and then having to hand over half your earnings to the leech.

It must be nice for the pimp, sitting on their fat arse knowing that a bunch of other people will be doing the hard work so you can live a life of luxury for dealing with phone calls, managing a website and posting a few fake reviews on UKP and any other prostitution review website.

Indie all the way despite the embuggerance of having to plan ahead rather than having a spur onthe moment punt.

[bonatempora]

Agreed, I couldn't imagine anything more enthusiasm draining than working a Lush 12 hour shift, possibly with back to back bookings organised by the pimp cunt and then having to hand over half your earnings to the leech.

It must be nice for the pimp, sitting on their fat arse knowing that a bunch of other people will be doing the hard work so you can live a life of luxury for dealing with phone calls, managing a website and posting a few fake reviews on UKP and any other prostitution review website.

Indie all the way despite the embuggerance of having to plan ahead rather than having a spur onthe moment punt.

Haha! Yeah indie the go to choice, but you’ve made me reminisce now on some of the “spur of the moment punts!” Gotta say they have been a few of the best ones in my punting career!

[The Owl]

Haha! Yeah indie the go to choice, but you’ve made me reminisce now on some of the “spur of the moment punts!” Gotta say they have been a few of the best ones in my punting career!

The best punts I've had have always been with planned bookings, although a spur of the moment last minute replacement booking with an escort I'm seen before did turn in to one of the better fucks I've ever had in my life.

My last spur of the moment punt with an escort I'm never seen before resulted in a lifeless lethargic fuck with an Indian indie I hope never to repeat again. The only positive was that she looked sexy for her age, everything else was awful.

[bonatempora]

The best punts I've had have always been with planned bookings, although a spur of the moment last minute replacement booking with an escort I'm seen before did turn in to one of the better fucks I've ever had in my life.

My last spur of the moment punt with an escort I'm never seen before resulted in a lifeless lethargic fuck with an Indian indie I hope never to repeat again. The only positive was that she looked sexy for her age, everything else was awful.

I believe that was Punjabi Reshma based on the negative review you gave. I know that Indian-Amira is currently touring Brum (looking on AW), yet at £200 an hour it’s steep! From what I’ve heard difficult to find a good Indian escort... alongside the fact that they come very few in number.

I’ve never had a need to see an Indian escort as in normal day-to-day life: dated plenty and slept with plenty. So the option has always been there. The “Indian Princess Syndrome” is so off-putting though and from the sounds of it a lot of the Indian WG’s bring this over with them.

Although the tightest pussy I’ve ever been in was an Indian girls. After a year and a half of knowing her she finally put out. Felt like a vice around my cock... even with the moisture!

[The Owl]

I believe that was Punjabi Reshma based on the negative review you gave. I know that Indian-Amira is currently touring Brum (looking on AW), yet at £200 an hour it’s steep! From what I’ve heard difficult to find a good Indian escort... alongside the fact that they come very few in number.

I’ve never had a need to see an Indian escort as in normal day-to-day life: dated plenty and slept with plenty. So the option has always been there. The “Indian Princess Syndrome” is so off-putting though and from the sounds of it a lot of the Indian WG’s bring this over with them.

Although the tightest pussy I’ve ever been in was an Indian girls. After a year and a half of knowing her she finally put out. Felt like a vice around my cock... even with the moisture!

I fucked an indian woman in my civie life too so went for the budget option in the land of punt as a trip down memory lane. I expected a neutral experience but Reshma was bottom of the barrel. The only plus side was I hadn't paid the typical premium price for an equally shit experience. Thanks for the tip on a decent Indian escort but that itch has been scratched for now so I'm good. I'd like to find a new Thai as Cheeky Lena no longer fits my needs but trying to avoid pimped Thais that are also good at FS seems to be a tall order.

[bonatempora]

I fucked an indian woman in my civie life too so went for the budget option in the land of punt as a trip down memory lane. I expected a neutral experience but Reshma was bottom of the barrel. The only plus side was I hadn't paid the typical premium price for an equally shit experience. Thanks for the tip on a decent Indian escort but that itch has been scratched for now so I'm good. I'd like to find a new Thai as Cheeky Lena no longer fits my needs but trying to avoid pimped Thais that are also good at FS seems to be a tall order.

From the sounds of things you may as well move to Thailand lol! I know a few people who have moved out there and never bothered to return any time soon. I hear the “Sex Scene” and from a cost perspective things are on a whole different level...

[The Owl]

From the sounds of things you may as well move to Thailand lol! I know a few people who have moved out there and never bothered to return any time soon. I hear the “Sex Scene” and from a cost perspective things are on a whole different level...

I'll pass thanks. I'll patiently wait for a Thai woman to come along who dumps her pimp and works for herself. Besides, I have a lot of nationalities and races to punt once I've done my research so focussing on one weakness of mine will just result on missing out on other opportunities.