Author Topic: Blowjob queen 2019 - Nottingham  (Read 3939 times)


37 review(s) for Lauren-Queen-26 (17 positive, 7 neutral, 13 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Borderline999

My first review!

So I appreciate everyone is different
I’ve always been a pump dump 15 mins guy
I go for punts where I can have a good owo with a quick fuck after

I’ve had my eye on this one for a while, although inconsistent and poor comms for some time where she just never replies

This time was a spontaneous mood, got a quick response, free in 30 mins, why not

She says no to filming, even though her profile says yes t filming on her likes list. But this time otherwise she’s quick on the replies


Decent street, residential neighbourhood, she gives me the number as I get to the street


Approach the door and it miraculously opens, hides behind the door, shuts and for the first time see her face.
Not too bad to be honest, has the casual next door neighbour milf look
Looks older than she states at 33, more like 38/39
Answers in t shirt and jeans, disappointing


Up the stairs, straight to confirming what I want, takes the cash
Gets me undressed,
Gets her top and knickers off, leaving bra on

Gets a bag ready, condom out, so regimented!

Gives me a wipe and I ask if she kisses to which she reluctantly agrees
Then
Quite a teethey bj, but huge mirrored wardrobe next to me so a great view

I ask her to take the bra off- she has amazing tits, but says no because it’s only a 15 min booking so not long enough to bother getting undressed for, right...

Then she decided to put the condom on,
No talking, straight face, expressionless
Asks what position I say missionary t start but want others
She says might not be enough time, times running out (it’s been like 3-4 mins!)

Expressionless face As I’m fucking her but tight cunt
I ask if she can go on top to which she says no as I’m running out of time, it’s literally not even been 6-7 minutes

She takes the condom off and asks me I want it in her mouth(obviously I do)

She starts tossing me off with the occasional suck, and 30 secs later says I have 3 minutes left
So I finish myself off in her mouth and she swallows the lot

Dressed and leave

Check my phone and it’s literally been 10 minutes !


Pros:
Owo, cim both a great plus
Great tits and not too bad looking, not that I got to see the tits
Tight pussy
Decent price for a quickie and bare basics
Mirror!
Generally friendly

Cons:
Expressionless
Inaccuracies from profile
No effort , bare minimum, not the horny nymphomanic she makes herself out to be on the profile
Teeth bj
Complete putting off by regularly telling me time is running out when it’s not, and then under timing me
No effort on clothes on entering


Would I go back, naaaa, there’s 15 min girls who do a lot more and make it a lot more enjoyable for the same price
But decent for the price here



Offline pj50

Thanks for your feedback, this is one that ive been looking at but after your review not bother.

Online ZeroCount

What a shame. For the sake of a better attitude and 5 minutes effort, she's cost herself a whole load of future business. I was planning to see her, as a good 15 minute booking is hard to find, but after this I'll not be bothering.

Offline bobby_dizzler

8 negs and 5 positive reviews. Why would you even bother in the first place?

Offline John the Sextist

What a shame. For the sake of a better attitude and 5 minutes effort, she's cost herself a whole load of future business. I was planning to see her, as a good 15 minute booking is hard to find, but after this I'll not be bothering.

Complete opposite of my meeting, but I did have an hour.

I found this review very contradictory, but that's my opinion as it's not my review.

To be honest I'd visit again but in all meets YMMV.

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Offline Iloveoral

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Complete opposite of my meeting, but I did have an hour.

I found this review very contradictory, but that's my opinion as it's not my review.

To be honest I'd visit again but in all meets YMMV.

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Have to agree with you matey, I saw her based on your review, was only after the blow n go but upgraded.

I find the 15 min quickies rarely get into the swing, it’s a pump and dump sesh not a gfe

Offline Maverick1138

Although I am not keen on this lady as she let me down twice. But do agree she is very good looking in a next door milf type of way and has a nice body.

However, for 15 mins I am not sure what you were expecting? To be fair, for 15 mins you got a good amount done.

Offline John the Sextist

Have to agree with you matey, I saw her based on your review, was only after the blow n go but upgraded.

I find the 15 min quickies rarely get into the swing, it’s a pump and dump sesh not a gfe


To much is expected in 15 minutes, I never opt for this option because I can't anticipate it being worthwhile and in some ways you almost come to expect you'll be leaving disappointed for a number of reasons.

You wish you'd booked longer
Or you didn't get enough out of the meeting

Which to be fair is not the fault of the SP, in 15 minutes there's far to much expectation, ultimately left feeling not satisfied!! only one person to blame for that!!

Book longer, that's the answer  :thumbsup: :thumbsup:




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If the girl acts like she can't wait to get rid of you just because you've booked fifteen minutes, and then kicks you out before you've had your booked time anyway, the answer is not "book longer", it's "she shouldn't offer 15 minute bookings if she doesn't want to do them ".

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Have to agree with you matey, I saw her based on your review, was only after the blow n go but upgraded.

I find the 15 min quickies rarely get into the swing, it’s a pump and dump sesh not a gfe

yeah, i'm seeing this pattern, i don't know if the girls become jaded with 15 min meets because guys take the piss continually, or if they genuinely can't be botthered, but it's one of the reasons i don't book 15 min meets if wanting something more than a blow and go.
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Offline Maverick1138

I have never booked anything less than an hour so cant comment on how that experience goes. I probably would do it with a regular girl and I was desperate and needed a quickie. But that would be only if I knew the girl so I dont have to do the chit chat as we know each other and can get down to business then follow up with a longer booking again.  :unknown:

Offline randomguy

How much did you pay for 15 minutes?

Offline Borderline999

If the girl acts like she can't wait to get rid of you just because you've booked fifteen minutes, and then kicks you out before you've had your booked time anyway, the answer is not "book longer", it's "she shouldn't offer 15 minute bookings if she doesn't want to do them ".

Exactly completely agree

It’s not that I was expecting the time of my life for 15 mins but if you offer 15 and sell yourself on your
Profile as being fully into it and you’re not, don’t offer 15 mins!