External Link/Members OnlyWill try and keep this short and sweet... - [Edit: Failed...]
TLDR: Not GFE at all, more like shit massage service with 'cum quick tactics' that backfired... Looks nothing like pics (big fat belly) and more like early 40s than stated age of 31. Wish I'd walked and not wasted my money.
Price(s): £150 for the hour, although I only stayed about 35 mins (including shower time)... The VFM was terrible - see below.
Logistics: Arranged via text, took ages to reply to each message but no dramas.
Location: Nice apartment block where I've seen Brazillians before - but different room. Room was very hot, but not her fault and she put a fan on. Decent parking up the road.
Looks: Nothing like pics on her profile or the previous review on here (as well as some pics floating around on here that are rather lovely). She is much older than the stated age and has a big ol' pot belly.
Clearly the profile has been bought by Fernanda...
For her age she wasn't too bad though, and had a nice arse to be fair. Her nice arse, the fact she wasn't completely ugly, and the lack of any other options meant I stayed when on any other day I would have walked.
Attitude & Service: Her attitude, to be fair, was good. She seemed keen to please and was pleasant enough.
However the service was.....
well the best way to describe it would be a very efficient and brusque massage parlour quickie service. Despite asking her to be gentle she was very rough and did all the 'pinching' tactics on the base of the cock and the perineum (she seemed obsessed by this area), etc... She even got out another condom and was about to go for prostate play until I had to rather forcefully tell her not to.
I'd asked her to lay next to me for a cuddle and a gentle handjob (some GFE like in her profile name? perhaps?) but she went straight to OW and was sucking away and pinching so much i was about to explode after 20 seconds....
I asked to move to doggy figuring at least i could cum quickly the first time and then regroup for a better round two when I wasn't so sensitive, but even here she was telling me what to do - I had to do missionary first
fine
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She then told me (didn't ask, told me) to turn over for a massage but I never take up the massage offer cus its always shit. She didn't like this, her attitude was hurt - why wouldn't I want that?! (Clearly I wasn't following her script and she didn't like that). After 5 minutes of nagging about it rather than leaving me to relax she promised it was a sensual B2B massage that would make me hard again so fine
let's do it then.
She then proceeded to give the weirdest and shittest massage I've ever had. The B2B consisted of about 20 seconds of rubbing her tits over my back, before giving me a one handed lacklustre massage that was more tickling than it was anything else...
She started playing with my balls and seemed to expect this to make me hard but to be honest, I really wasn't feeling it. I asked her for OW to get me back in the mood but after about 1 minute and 10 seconds of this I wasn't hard and she'd decided that that was enough of that. Baby oil handjob with lots of pinching was apparently what i needed
I ended up just wanking myself off whilst playing with her arse and then spunking on her tits which was fine as far as it goes - but
all in all out of the 60 minutes i'd paid for I was literally inside her for less than 2 gotta be a record...
Conclusion: She clearly has a procedure/script and it isn't very GFE unless you're talking about the type of GF who likes telling you what to do. To be clear, she never got angry or aggressive or anything like that - and I didn't feel rushed, just clearly she knew what she wanted to do to move things along....
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