External Link/Members OnlyBit of a last minute booking so none of the new girls who are getting good reviews were available, I asked for a recommendation and was offered Linda. I read a couple of reviews and thought she was worth a try.
Basement flat is behind earls court station, I've been there before to see other girls. Its fine but had a funny smell, There is a drain blocked and the shower didn't drain very well, last shower I was paddling in the previous punters water!
Was met at the door by Linda and initially I thought she wasn't bad, she small and slim with a great rack, large fakes but they're well done and soft. As I followed to her room I could hear her flat mate going for it in the next room and I have to say she sounded great and I was hoping some of her enthusiasm would have rubbed off on Linda.....
Linda was very smiley and once paper work was done I was off for a shower, unassisted. I could still hear her flatmate in the shower which was a weird juxtaposition against the "finding nemo" stickers on the shower walls.
Back to the room, which is covered in mirrors and I was starting to get excited about what was to come. Linda took my towel and asked me to lie on the bed.
The action started with nipple sucking and playing with her great breasts but at this close range I could see that she was at least mid 40s, not quite as good up close. This followed by a little bit of light kissing but still no attention to the little man. I started trying to manoeuvre her toward some oral. This was a little toothy but she took it down as far as she could, not DT but I'm quite big so wasn't expecting it. BJ was ok no attention to the balls at all and after a minute or two she leaned over to get the lube and condom. I played with her pussy a bit which was bone dry! she lubed herself up and promptly sat on my hand while playing with my dick a bit. Then on with the dom and at this point it went downhill.
Dom was really small and then she just dropped herself straight on me which was painful and her pussy was just too tight to be honest felt a bit weird. she then started grinding her clit against my pelvic bone but it was bone against bone and was really uncomfortable. I tried to position her forward so I could get some thrusting going but it wasn't happening. Sensing my erection was going to die if this carried on I signalled for doggy. There is a giant mirror above the bed so this was a great position but she was too tight and dry so I grabbed the lube to try and lube up a bit, the condom was also half way up my dick. While I ws doing this she switched herself over which was annoying as it wasn't what I wanted but thought Id give it a go and started going for it. It was better with more lube but still not quite right. I stuck her legs behind my head and she started to bite my arm, I suppose to show she was enjoying it. I was getting close but decided not to switch her back over and just get the first round done as her pussy just didn't feel right. as soon as Id come she pulled me out immediately, I was literally still coming! very annoying! First round over and feeling very rushed!
Flopped on the bed and she cleaned me up. Then we lay there, not really any chat as her english is poor. She just sort of smiled at me then started massaging my temples which was pretty firm. Eventually offered a massage which I thought might be good judging by the vice like pressure on my temple.
However she comes from the vulcan death grip school of massage. she was pressing so hard I was getting indigestion!
I could hear next door getting going again so thought I'd start looking at round 2, at least to get a hand job, I wasn't that keen on going inside again! started playing but she just sort of giggled and flopped onto me and started massaging my thigh and asking where I was from and the useless questions, all the while I'm listening to next door going at it like rabbits!
I'm really pissed off by now and then utters the words "do you want a shower?"
I say yes and attempt to start proceedings one last time but no she jumps off bed and gets my towel. I catch a glimpse of next door although not enough to recognise her and lament at what could have been. get my stuff and I'm out of there with 10mins to go.
I'm not fat, not bad looking(sorry for vanity) and my dick is big but not gigantic so I don't know what the deal was, maybe she'd been pummelled earlier in the day and was tired but it was a really poor performance and very disappointing, especially as this was a recommendation from the agency. Maybe this is the problem as maybe they take more commission if its a recommendation and the girls feel like they aren't going to do as much I don't know.
The only thing I do know is I'd love to know who's next door!
Pros
Smiley
Looks good at a distance
great tits
Loads of mirrors on every wall (every possible angle!)
Cons
Rushed service
Rushed oral and no attention to balls
Terrible massage
Dried out pussy which was too tight
Painful grinding.
Looks old close up.
Pulled me out before I'd finished properly
no round 2
Stupid song on repeat.
Listening to next door having a great time when your not.
