Hmmmm most of my “playground” is over the border as you say, though I have a weakness for chinese massage girls and there just aren’t so many in York’s, bloody loads in Lancs lol.
Would be really interested in who is there, though tbh it’s unlikely I’d know her.

Totally agreed about the shitting on your own doorstep thing, the shop is smack in the middle of one of West Yorks most up and coming foodie and entertainment small towns, sort of place you’d walk out smack into your wife’s best friend walking by as so to say. What could possibly go wrong
