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Blimey, it's taken me several weeks to recover sufficiently to write this review. In two and a half years of fairly intensive punting, this was my undisputed worst experience. Where to start?
Communications OK. Initially by text to shown number then a confirmation booking via AW.
Location a bit industrial, but it's Avonmouth not Clifton so fair enough.
Arrived a couple of minutes early, parked up and as promised called for exact address and instructions. Steadily downhill from here. Walked to door as directed and rang the bell spot on the booked time. I was kept standing there for five minutes, fortunately nobody about but uncomfortable. A side alley entrance to a first/second floor maisonette - rule 1 - if you're going to work in Avonmouth, maybe don't leave clients standing around at your door. Some excuse about fixing her hair.
Not the best excuse to pick because whereas her profile pics ("regularly updated") show a luxuriant mane of blonde hair, the reality is straight, rather thin and coloured a pastel blueish tint. Either those photos are old (see below) or the hair in the picture is a wig.
We sit down in the living room and I accept a cup of tea while she counts the cash. I have never known such a fuss made about it. I swear she had one of those pens they use to check twenties aren't forged. Gave me the full sob story about how often she'd been robbed and you couldn't be too careful.
Now I like a short chat before the action - call me fluffy but I prefer to have some idea about the person I'm screwing. Short is the operative word here. I got the whole story. Career, why retiring (from her job, unfortunately, not escorting), family pictures, admits she's older than her profile etc. I'm doing all the usual stuff that says "enough already, let's move on" - hand on knee, brush the boobs whatever. Nothing. Still, I think, must be she's in no rush to finish the meet. Eventually she "realises the time" and leads me up to her boudoir - honestly this is the right word. On the way up she makes a point of telling me that her next client is due only five minutes after my hour is up.
Clothes off. Bit of a belly, but then that's often the reason for profile photos in a black dress. Or of course, as with the hair, the pictures may not be that recent. I'd made an exception to my usual "no enhanced tits" rule for reasons I can no longer remember. Won't be doing that again. Nice nipples though but despite her profile saying she liked them being played with she was very clear about light touching. Now i've been called a "gentleman" often enough in AW Feedback for you to get the idea - rough I am not, but this was ridiculous.
OWO was not in fact on offer. I admit I hadn't specifically asked, but she goes on about how good she is at oral so much in her profile I assumed that if I was clean (and as always I was) there would be no issue. By the time it got to penetration, I fancied her about as much as I fancy the family cat.
There was more, but frankly I can't bring myself to write about it. This has literally put me off punting for weeks. Avoid like the plague.
Well, that was very therapeutic for me. Sorry to burden you lot!!
Topic: BelleUK2017 Avonmouth (Read 2399 times)