Top Totty Twosome
External Link/Members Only I had been toying with the idea of visiting these two ladies for a long time. I finally decided to take the plunge and booked my first threesome.
In call at a suburban house in Crossgates. Close to the local railway station and more than one motorway, if driving.
The communications were a mess about. I booked them three days in advance, after they had agreed to a booking (£200 for one hour). This should have been adequate time to sort out arrangements. Many AdultWork messages were sent back and forth. At one point I received an anonymous text, which I assumed was from them, but I wasn’t willing to ring the attached number. In the end we hurriedly arranged to meet on the day, about 7.30 in the morning. I then had to dash to the train station (after necking a Viagra) to get there for 10.30. Communications improved after this. I was given an apology and sent more specific location details.
Anna – 53. Natural looking, mature, married milf. Short, red hair. Nice tits and arse. Good skin and body for her age.
Tanya – Late fifties? Also married. Long hair, described as blonde, but more like grey with remnants of brown dye. Tanned, but saggy skin all over her body and numerous wrinkles, particularly on her face. Natural looking, but showing signs of rapid aging. The only time she seemed sexy was seeing her rear view walking up the stairs to the bedroom.
Clothing – I asked them to wear what they were wearing in their photos. This request was met, i.e. black stockings and heels. They also wore black night dresses, with no bras on.
The meeting – I was offered a cup of tea when I arrived. I requested a glass of water, before sorting out the paperwork. We chatted in the living room for 10 minutes, which calmed me down. They came across as friendly and down to earth. Anna then suggested we go upstairs. Once up, Tanya told me to strip. They put a towel on the bed and I laid on my front. They gave my back and legs an oily massage. Then I flipped onto my back and got my cock and balls oiled up. Tanya offered me her tits to suck, then we briefly French kissed, which tasted heavily of tobacco. Anna dildoed my arse, then I sucked her tits. This was followed by a covered BJ. Next, I started to fuck her in the doggy position, however my Viagra boner seemed a bit too big for her. She switched to her on top, which worked much better. Then Tanya had a go on top. Got a full view of her wrinkly face. The Viagra worked its magic in that moment. Anna wanked me off, then Tanya removed the condom and took over. I rimmed Anna’s arse at the same time. Then Anna dildoed my arse as Tanya thrashed away. This is when duo sex works best. Two physical acts from two ladies at the same time is very intense. I then had a tug, as they positioned their bums in the air. Anna had a final go, then I called a stop to the sex, as I knew an orgasm was not going to happen. I blamed the Viagra. The physical side lasted about 30 minutes. I needed to shower for 10 minutes to get the oil off. Freezing one minute. Scalding the next. I left with about 10 minutes to spare. I was done.
To sum up – I am pleased I finally got around to trying a threesome, but I think I much prefer one-to-one. The duo dynamic is sensory overload, which detracts from the sex. Effort was put in to providing a physical service, but I was disappointed they didn’t have a strap on, which is on their enjoys list. The night before, I had concluded that there was not going to be a meeting. It was too rushed to get ready. Plus, with it being so last minute my AdultWork booking wasn’t processed, for me to be able to give them a rating (or to get one in return). As a result, I don’t feel I can give them above a neutral rating.