Upscale Amira Habib, Holborn - W1T

[Global_Punter]

Escort Name: Upscale Amira Habib

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Damage: £300 1 hour


Rating: I'd give it a positive bothering neutral, reason being that @ £300 benchmarking Amira against other SP's charging £150 - £250, the choice of rate is solely down to the SP, but doesn't really translate to a mind blowing session AKIN to punting a D list celebrity or pornstar.

The magic question is why the positive, well @ £300 for the hour I stayed 6 hours, Amira didn't rush me, she took her time to make sure I was relaxed.

The girl is very friendly and accommodating it was a GFE compared to none, I would be Oliver Twist to ask for more as Amira's rate is £1200 for 6 hours but I paid £300, I was offered bites and drinks in addition lots of chats and cuddles ( no rush )

She did confirm she only saw two clients a day ( I cant confirm or verify, but she's definitely no sausage factory )

Logistics: Comms was all handled by Amira, very swift, voice notes was used when required.

Location: Holborn area, I used an UBER it was roughly 18 mins from Bank / Monument. 2 min from Oxford Street, close to Fitzrovia.

Looks: As indicated earlier nothing mind blowing for me as I found Amira to have some attractive & unattractive physical features.

Facially she's not heavily photoshopped, her BUBBLE Butt is similar to some of her photos ie shower pictures, her scar is not off putting -
I suspect some laser work was probably done to remove the scar, hence slight blend in with her skin but it's noticeable.

The only physical feature I found unattractive was the shape of her BUM while standing it seems slightly out of proportion. You can tell that her ass was fake, but sitting or in Doggy position it's a lovely sight.

If toned is your thing, then she wont tick the box as she's slightly chubby.

As another punter described, her pictures make her look 28 -35 but she's probably 19 - mid twenties age-wise.

Facially pretty, good demeanour and bubbly - exotic looking, outfit was figure hugging on louboutin stiletto's.

Nice lingerie on suspenders well pulled off with a smile...


Service: Upon arrival I was let into the apartment with a number combination sent via text. I made my way up a flight of stair 3 floors, for some reason I thought the door lead to a hall way but it was actually her flat, when I opened the door I was surprised that her door was not locked initially she seemed scared  then she questioned to confirm if I was the punter scheduled to see her, to which I confirmed YES.

She quickly put on her heels apologised that she was not expecting me to walk up the stairs that quick. I got my welcome kiss & hug then lead to the living room. I was offered a choice of red or white, the former was preferred. 

Then Amira sat on my lap, some chat, light smooching which intensified then gradually leading to undressing her to reveal her lingerie  really nice.

I took a breather to sip some wine then properly undressed and handed her the damage, which she didn't bother counting ( trust ha ! )

All this while on the couch, in the living room. She the arched for some good smooching and anal play while appreciating her ass...

Lots of action on the couch, floor then to the room lots of OWO, me going down on her - lots of FK and DT ( alternating )

I then asked if I could pop twice to which she agreed, didn't want to CIM so opted for MISH and Doggy while appreciating her BOOBs and Bubble - she really enjoyed the size and pounding.

Round 2:

We went back to the living room for some chat over wine, she made some snacks for us both, Amira is not a clock watcher - she takes her time to make sure your relaxed, I'm still surprised how she took her time to accommodate me.

Next some light smooching & FK, which intensified leading to some more DT, Doggy on the couch, back to the room after exploring all the couch angles.

More Doggy, then MISH before she got sore and had to stop me I was allowed to massage her for a while, before we both cuddled up to catch some breath.

I couldn't come quick in round two  at this point Amira complained about soreness I didn't push hard as my time was an hour and we had run over.

In all an hour session eventually ended up being 6 hours which she advertised as £1200 for 6 hours, as she took £300 without even counting it I cant complain.

GFE was delivered, no clock watch + good hospitality. I left her place about 2:00 am in the morning, but not after some cuddling and FK.

I got my UBER who was patiently waiting downstairs, everything else was blurry as my night started with company drinks, shots then down to Amira for some wine and fun stuff - the next morning was me waking up thinking about the embarrassing / exciting thing I did last night 

Return: Not in a hurry, reason being that for less I'd easily get a better GFE from the like's of Lorena Girlfriend. The only thing that differs is Amira only sees two clients a day, which translates to no clock watching or rushed service.


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[TPNTR]

I'm confused. You got there at 8pm(?) and left at 2am but she only charged you for one hour?
Was it mostly talking, cuddling and FK then, with 1 hour of actual punting?
That doesn't seem half bad then.

Also, she doesn't do CIM or you didn't want to do it?

[Global_Punter]

I'm confused. You got there at 8pm(?) and left at 2am but she only charged you for one hour?
Was it mostly talking, cuddling and FK then, with 1 hour of actual punting?
That doesn't seem half bad then.

@TPNTR The cash was handed to her, which she didn't bother counting.

As indicated my time with her wasn't rushed, 2 rounds of sex with a breather in-between - she also made snacks for both of us.

I can't give a running commentary but the session involved, lots of sex ( MISH and Doggy ) lots of DT, FK, chat and cuddling.

In a nut shell, I had a good time and she didn't rush me or speed things up to get me out of the door within the hour, 6 hour went by without me realising to be honest.

Having said that it wasn't bang on 2:00 ( maybe 2:00 - 3:00 am ) but yeah in all 6 hours from my recollection.

As stated I cant complain, the girl is accommodation & friendly..

As per CIM, I didn't want to CIM, also as it was not discussed - I avoided an accidental surcharge, but if I didn't stop her it would have been a CIM   
   
 

[unus669]

Good review GP

How many of the 6 hours, was there fucking

[Global_Punter]

Good review GP

How many of the 6 hours, was there fucking

Round 2 wasn't a quick one, not sure of the time allocation - as advised lots of DT, sex occurred.

I do get sessions were after round 1, the 2nd or 3rd round is not a quick coast home a-lot happens in between. 

[Nevillec]

Thanks for the review OP! One of the most unique reviews I've read here. Sounds like there were some pretty long lapses in between sexual activities? Not sure what I would do with all of that time- did you watch television or something? She's the opposite of clock watcher 

[SunnyBaba69]

Absolutely interesting review GP after reading how the night went between you and amirah I really don't mind to pay her a visit for that price only if she let me to stay that long

[SunnyBaba69]

- did you watch television or something? She's the opposite of clock watcher 

Lmao probably they were watching games of throne sex activity season 5 

[Global_Punter]

Thanks for the review OP! One of the most unique reviews I've read here. Sounds like there were some pretty long lapses in between sexual activities? Not sure what I would do with all of that time- did you watch television or something? She's the opposite of clock watcher 

Haha, good question - if your used to P&D you would ask why spend more than 1 hour in a women with a woman.

Trust me @Nevillec women do have fun bit like boobs, ass, pussy and lips there's a lot I can do if you leave me with a woman.

Start by subtracting the bra, all the lingerie.

On another note I've read reviews here where punters give you a tough time if you post a time that exceeds 1 hour, seems stupid to assume all sessions have to be 15 min, 1/2 or 1 hr

My trips to FKK over the years  and even in the UK I've seen folks even book over night or full day with an SP.

I'm assuming the norm is the sausage factory model
 

 

[Global_Punter]

I forgot to mention in my review, please don't except the same 

Do read her etiquette and rates ( I'm not looking to muddle up the ladies business model ) 

Being my 10th review on UKP I'm glad it went well....

[ratedj]

Nice review, GP! Glad you had a good time!

[Global_Punter]

Nice review, GP! Glad you had a good time!

Danke, ratedj my learned friend  There was an attempt to out-price the consumer but I still took the plunge. 

[tantraman]

Thanks for the sterling review, GP

It sounds like Amira may be following the business model of New_Melania, i.e. serving only 2-3 punters per day, but for literally hours (viz. 2.5 hours for £150). That of course is a given with Melania, and I appreciate you lucked out with Amira in a YMMV-sense. I thus might try my luck with Amira sometime, as I do like her look.

[Global_Punter]

Thanks for the sterling review, GP

It sounds like Amira may be following the business model of New_Melania, i.e. serving only 2-3 punters per day, but for literally hours (viz. 2.5 hours for £150). That of course is a given with Melania, and I appreciate you lucked out with Amira in a YMMV-sense. I thus might try my luck with Amira sometime, as I do like her look.

Danke, @tantraman I enjoy reading your reviews, if you do plunge I know it will be a good read.

Amira is a lovely girl, you wont regret it....

[scutty brown]

to put it bluntly, I don't believe a word of it

[Gambitman92]

Nice review, her look doesnt do much for me plus the price.....but I guess this is a case of a girl looking more attractive in real life than in pictures?

I do agree with your point that not everyone will get your same experience because chemistry, physical attraction, her mood/schedule that day all play a factor, it sounds like she was really into you. I think 6 hours is way too long for me however it looks like there was a big gap between rounds so lots of time for chilling, eating etc

[Global_Punter]

Nice review, her look doesnt do much for me plus the price.....but I guess this is a case of a girl looking more attractive in real life than in pictures?

I do agree with your point that not everyone will get your same experience because chemistry, physical attraction, her mood/schedule that day all play a factor, it sounds like she was really into you. I think 6 hours is way too long for me however it looks like there was a big gap between rounds so lots of time for chilling, eating etc

Thank you sir, finally a sensible adult on the thread.

I didn't wake up this morning thinking like an unpragmatic teenage playing out his fantasy with a keyboard.


 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Good Review GP, this review has made her a serious option for me to consider

[Gentlelovemaking]

Amira or Lorena GP ?

[king tarzan]

whether it be £300 for the hour or 5 hours on top for free a very expensive rubber duck face for £300!!!

[peter purves]

Cheers for the informative review

She must have liked you. I know some WG over-run but 3 hours over-run and not insist on any cash payment! 

Glad it turned out nicely

[Apu]

I've seen the girl. Definitely a positive.

But I find this 5 hours of free service suspicious.

I wouldn't give Kim Kardashian an extra 5 hours of cuddling and chit-chat, why would a WG do that for a punter?

Strange ....

[scutty brown]

I've seen the girl. Definitely a positive.

But I find this 5 hours of free service suspicious.

I wouldn't give Kim Kardashian an extra 5 hours of cuddling and chit-chat, why would a WG do that for a punter?

Strange ....

I'll say it again: the whole review sounds total bollocks

[punter2211]

With these girls chatting to different punters all day, she likely counted the money after you left and realised her colossal fuck up at that point.   

Text her and ask if she would like the £900!

[Amluthar]

Glad you took my advice and went for it. I've not had many full service punts but her GFE is great.

[Global_Punter]

I'll say it again: the whole review sounds total bollocks

@scutty brown you jump from thread to thread criticising other punters.

Direct question, are you implying that my review is fake ( in order word it didn't happen ? )

What bits of the review will you consider over exaggerated ?

On another note this review was written to give an account of events not to give a running commentary, my observation is that the lady operates her comms, she decides how many clients to see in a day.

Most of the SP's here work out of a parlour, have a manager or pimp hence the sausage factory operation as the aim is to make a much money as possible.

Believe what you want mate, Friday is a good day for me to unwind & this one went well, I don't have to justify my experience. 

     

[Global_Punter]

Glad you took my advice and went for it. I've not had many full service punts but her GFE is great.

@Amluthar Danke, I concur her GFE is second to none as indicated in my review.

Only at a girl friends place will you enjoy a bottle of wine, chill, chat on the couch and end up in the bed room.

Then she offers to fix something for both, sex -wise most SP's will try to finish you off in the first 20 mins which is what most punters have experienced in the UK - hence why this review sounds " fluffy " in order word frivolous, silly, lacking depth or seriousness.

I'd see her again, I work hard 5 days a week and sometimes spend weekends tiding up loose ends - as the saying goes " YOLO "

Once again thanks for you recommendation, your post convinced me to plunge.
 

 

[Paris69]

I'll say it again: the whole review sounds total bollocks

+1 

[Global_Punter]

Amira or Lorena GP ?

Both great girls, I'd recommend Lorena over Amira.

Both girls offer very good GFE, hospitality-wise Amira gets five stars she's very accommodating - I couldn't ask for another way to spend a Friday after company drinks, though her rates went up by £50 I could have easily spent that £50 on drinks  so simple maths.

Body wise Lorena is better looking too, I found Amira's ass slightly out of proportion when she stands.

Lorena is also a better kisser than Amira.


     

[SaneOnes]

It amazes me that CIM isn't included in the fee! Did you manage to ask in those six hours as to why would she decide to fuck up her face and go with the simian look with unnecessary botox, fillers etc?

[Global_Punter]

I've seen the girl. Definitely a positive.

But I find this 5 hours of free service suspicious.

I wouldn't give Kim Kardashian an extra 5 hours of cuddling and chit-chat, why would a WG do that for a punter?

Strange ....

Nothing strange about it mate, as someone that has punted her - I'm glad you confirmed its not her model, hence me advising other not to expect the same.

On a Friday night I would gladly chat, chill and have sex with Kim Kardashian all night if I get the opportunity.

Seems like a case of Eurotophobia after round 1

On another note you wouldn't be the first punter to session the same girl and have a different experience.

I'm surrounded by P&D's mate hence why I venture further than Bank, Monument, Aldgate etc when I get a GFE such as this the extra £18 UBER fee is worth it.

Enjoy the hobby  I'm hunting for my next punt now moving on
   
 

[shagbambi]

Thanks for the review. Nothing better than a relaxed punt...

[SantanaCarlos]

Could you describe her oral - wet, spit, varied technique,  tongue action, gooch play etc & did she pay attention to your balls? Did she offer any back scuttling in the rate paid?

In all an hour session eventually ended up being 6 hours which she advertised as £1200 for 6 hours, as she took £300 without even counting it I cant complain.

Direct question, are you implying that my review is fake ( in order word it didn't happen ? )

What bits of the review will you consider over exaggerated ?

The prostitute passed on an additional 900 of her majesty's finest. + sucked & swallowed all you had to offer for 5 hours for free.  Its a sure case of the good ol' YMMV. however, surely you could understand the naysayers' champ  -  after all, it is a business and for some, the math given is quite puzzling?

A top session was had & you reviewed, that's all that matters. Keep em coming.

[king tarzan]

I think it's legitimate review...
No exaggeration neither...
OP could of easily omitted the 5 hours for free and kept it to himself...
But he didn't, he shared it..

[Global_Punter]

Could you describe her oral - wet, spit, varied technique,  tongue action, gooch play etc & did she pay attention to your balls? Did she offer any back scuttling in the rate paid?

The prostitute passed on an additional 900 of her majesty's finest. + sucked & swallowed all you had to offer for 5 hours for free.  Its a sure case of the good ol' YMMV. however, surely you could understand the naysayers' champ  -  after all, it is a business and for some, the math given is quite puzzling?

A top session was had & you reviewed, that's all that matters. Keep em coming.

Danke @SantanaCarlos Her BJ was wet, some spitting, DT was done well but she struggled with the D size - no balls licking business ( I didn't ask wasn't offered ) on a scale of 1-10 I'd give it a 7 nothing mind blowing, I've had better BBBJ.

I concur, being her last client for the day and running her show - guess it was her call to make.



   

[scutty brown]

@scutty brown you jump from thread to thread criticising other punters.

Direct question, are you implying that my review is fake ( in order word it didn't happen ? )

I thought I had made that clear.
I don't believe a word of this review.
Whether you didn't meet her at all and  the whole review is fake, or whether you did meet her but the details you give are exaggerated, I don't know. But its my belief that the meet as you describe didn't happen.

[Global_Punter]

I thought I had made that clear.
I don't believe a word of this review.
Whether you didn't meet her at all and  the whole review is fake, or whether you did meet her but the details you give are exaggerated, I don't know. But its my belief that the meet as you describe didn't happen.

Your North - West mate, + you go for different body types & SP's ( our taste vary ) I'm not bother what you think of the review.

It's done, apologies for roughly feathers.

Too many people spend money they earned, to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like. --Will Rogers 

( In this case money spent to write a review to impress other punters that don't like your review )

Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each. --Christopher Rice

( In this case an SP decides what to do with her GOD given 24 hrs )
 

[frosty]

Thanks for the review. She’s been on the hotlist for a while but the £250 per hour rate always made me hesitant. The leap to £300 made me pretty much write her off, however if I’d spent £300 and got the extra time like you I would’ve had no complaints.

To the people calling this review bullshit I can half understand where they are coming from. If you only ever punt with parlour girls or opt for very short p&ds then the idea of a girl spending even just one extra hour with a punter will seem like an alien concept, let alone 5

Over the years though i’ve also met two or three girls who have given me 3 hours plus extra free on top of a one hour punt so it does happen. They were all independents and in each case we got on so it was easy to chat and chill with them and have a drink in between rounds so the time flew by. One girl even cooked me dinner once.

Yes it is a business, but people are human so if the chemistry is right and the SP doesn’t have any other pressing engagements (or a pimp breathing down her neck) then Global Punters experience is totally plausible — rare and lucky, but definitely plausible

[scutty brown]

Your North - West mate, + you go for different body types & SP's ( our taste vary ) I'm not bother what you think of the review.

It's done, apologies for roughly feathers.

Too many people spend money they earned, to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like. --Will Rogers 

( In this case money spent to write a review to impress other punters that don't like your review )

Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each. --Christopher Rice

( In this case an SP decides what to do with her GOD given 24 hrs )

Posting irrelevant quotes just makes it look like you're trying to misdirect people away from the fact that this looks like a false review.
So far you've not contradicted my comments

[ratedj]

Posting irrelevant quotes just makes it look like you're trying to misdirect people away from the fact that this looks like a false review.
So far you've not contradicted my comments

@Scuttybrown you've made it abundantly clear that you don't believe GP. Personally, as I said in another thread GP had given me no reason to doubt him, and I always give someone the benefit of the doubt until they give me a reason not to. Having recently visited a SP at a similar price (GirlfriendLara) I paid for an hour and ended up staying for two.  SP's at the 250/300 end of the spectrum are likely to have much fewer clients per day than someone whose prices lend to a P&D service, and because of this they're able to take their time and let the meet flow, almost like you're meeting with an old girlfriend. No doubt that GP got very lucky (Amira certainly took to you and felt comfortable around you) and this is certain to be a case of YMMV, but I see no reason for him to state this unless it happened. Like someone else mentioned, he could have easily omitted this information, but he chose not to.

[Global_Punter]

It amazes me that CIM isn't included in the fee! Did you manage to ask in those six hours as to why would she decide to fuck up her face and go with the simian look with unnecessary botox, fillers etc?

Thats the type of comment that gets you kicked out by an SP before your time is up.

I've met SP's complaining about the way punters word their text or enquire about a service.

Some send silly pictures of their dicks, one had his dick shoved up a male vibrator & you wonder why you don't get a booking or response.

At FKK once an SP terminated a session because twat drank so much he couldn't hold his piss and shit - the twat stained the sheets.

As indicated earlier read an SP's etiquette and you'll be rewarded, if she's P&D, works in a parlour don't expect a chat, meal or glass or wine - you'll be lucky to get a shower offered let alone shower gel.

My best punts have been in Germany as it's better value for money, so I cant relate with the whole sausage factory set-up.
   
 

 

[unus669]

I don’t think, it’s unusual that this review is being questioned.

GP’s past reviews, have always been perceived as credible to many (me included). However, if GP had been, a first reviewer or poster, what would the response have been

Personally, I feel, if this scenario happened, then there are a lot of gaps, in the review. Gaps can happen, for many reasons, like to protect one’s anonymity or it was just forgotten.

One of the ambiguities, I noticed in the review and asked GP, is the 2nd(final) round, from the review, seemed to end in the first to second hour. Hence my question initially, was what happened for the remaining 4-5 hours. GPs response, to this question seemed, a bit obfuscated.

Secondly, the review doesn’t state, if GP wanted to leave, after his hour and was told not to worry? I raise this point cos, punts run over, it’s happened to me many times, but if I booked one hour, I wouldn’t wait 5 hours, to take my leave, unless the WG, said from the outset, don’t worry about the time.

I’m sure people, will notice other things, these are the 2 things that come to mind for me.

[Global_Punter]

Posting irrelevant quotes just makes it look like you're trying to misdirect people away from the fact that this looks like a false review.
So far you've not contradicted my comments

@scutty brown the SP's rate went up by £50 from £250 I was hesitate to book her, but after my experience was it good value for money -
( HELL YES )  as indicated it would have been best to omit, but why ?

Its my 10th review & not my last if you don't like my review feel free to critique.

An independent SP with no pimp, only two clients a day, decent living room, good shower facilities and top notch bedroom on a Friday night if I find my self in her flat, with long breaks btw DT, sex & BBBJ I wont be hitting the road in a hurry knowing fully well I'm not working the following day.

It will be the second time my post as been in doubt because other punters had a different experience.

As impolitely quoted " opinions are like asses & everybody has one " thats your 2p
   

[Amluthar]

I've had a very similar experience to GP with Amira. I found her service amazing. Wine, snacks, music and dancing. Haven't got round to a review, but what's the point if people will shit all over it? Keep the reviews coming GP.

[Payyourwaymate]

I'm not sure you should have mentioned the 6 hours part because now another punter will see her and say "oh this guy got 6 hours and now you're trying to shaft me after 1 hour  ". If that happens and you plan to see her again you won't get to overstay anymore.

Other than that good review  , although I don't know what I do would for 6 hours with an SP, if it does not involve anything of a sexual nature. The last thing I want to pay for is a homely chat and snacks .

[Global_Punter]

I'm not sure you should have mentioned the 6 hours part because now another punter will see her and say "oh this guy got 6 hours and now you're trying to shaft me after 1 hour  ". If that happens and you plan to see her again you won't get to overstay anymore.

Other than that good review  , although I don't know what I do would for 6 hours with an SP, if it does not involve anything of a sexual nature. The last thing I want to pay for is a homely chat and snacks .

Danke, I've noticed that after round 1 the 2 or 3rd seem to be a drag if I control it well I can get a good smash with breaks in between.

In the last 30 min of a session for me to come it will involve lots of BBBJ and a good smash both in doggy and MISH.

Lorena Girlfriend was able to take a pounding towards the end of my session, where as Amira got sore and opted for massage instead.

Its wont be the first time I've stopped a CIM in favour of a smash in 2rd or 3rd round then it becomes a proper smash to coast home - for some SP's its hassle if they cant take it for me it's great as I prefer to come in Doggy hard as opposed to CIM depends how my mindset works.

As indicated maybe somethings should be omitted, had another SP that had sensitive nipples I was trolled for days here just for posting that I was allowed nipple suck on multiple booking.

I guess folks throw eggs at things they cant relate with, definitely in the process there's a 99.9 % chance of messing up your next punt with the same SP.

In that case, punters wont feel free to post up their full experience with an SP as it will put them ( both punter / SP ) in a very bad situation.
 

[Gentlelovemaking]

Having had similar experiences with more than one SP I do not doubt Global Punters review.

What I would say is that no punter should expect a similar experience in terms of extra time.

[Your_dark_knight]

Good review is anal included?

[Global_Punter]

I've had a very similar experience to GP with Amira. I found her service amazing. Wine, snacks, music and dancing. Haven't got round to a review, but what's the point if people will shit all over it? Keep the reviews coming GP.

@Amluthar Danke, once again thanks for the recommendation - + 1 I got same Wine, snacks, music and dancing its felt more like being at your girlfriends house, she did confirm that if she had a pimp I wont have been allowed to stay that long as Sergei would have smashed the door open or kept ringing / texting to allocate time to another punter.

Even in FKK you have to bloody pay for VIP room & buy Champs at €1000 a pop to get that 6 hours slot type session.

In all as indicated earlier, top notch facilities, GFE not rushed if you can find better at £300 " a fish will ride a bicycle "


   

[SaneOnes]

Thats the type of comment that gets you kicked out by an SP before your time is up.

I've met SP's complaining about the way punters word their text or enquire about a service.

Some send silly pictures of their dicks, one had his dick shoved up a male vibrator & you wonder why you don't get a booking or response.

At FKK once an SP terminated a session because twat drank so much he couldn't hold his piss and shit - the twat stained the sheets.

As indicated earlier read an SP's etiquette and you'll be rewarded, if she's P&D, works in a parlour don't expect a chat, meal or glass or wine - you'll be lucky to get a shower offered let alone shower gel.

My best punts have been in Germany as it's better value for money, so I cant relate with the whole sausage factory set-up.
   
 

 

That's the type of over the top response is why your review is being questioned.

I dont need you tell me about how to behave with SPs in general, I'm yet to meet an uncouth character (thanks to my own judgement and this site) when a meet has been confirmed regardless of the level of service. I don't do "P&D" but most of us here are fully aware of how it all works, stop repeating yourself. I was being sarcastic in my comment which you would have realised if you weren't such a defensive arse-licker. My point was that I didn't fancy "insta-hotties" who fuck their faces up. OBVIOUSLY I didn't expect you to ask about her personal choices on the spot.

And it still amazes me how limited her services are for £300.

Good on you for having a few free hours to gawk at that fucked up face but no need to be so defensive with the continued platitudes about "P&D" and supposed sausage factory. We weren't born the day before you saw this overpriced bimbo with a fucked up face.