One of those days where I need to relax so look out for my local Asians who offer a massage
and more
Came across this
External Link/Members OnlyAnyway booked her fairly easily enough -- Got text and the usual prices(1 hour £100, 30mins £60) and address, where she said ring her when im outside (Its only paid parking in a nearby car park (£1 for 2 hours)
Rang her once I was there and her english is pretty bad and she didn't understand that I was on the Road, but there's like 9-10 different blocks on the road so she ended up texting me back saying to ring her when I was on the road, so obviously I then rang and she talks you to where she is (she can see the road from a window - so presume shes eyeing up whether to accept or not).
Anyway once inside did the necessary paperwork(pretty sure its not her from the images or those photos are way out of date but I still went with it) for 1 hour so gave her £100 and then onto the worst massage I have ever had (literally no gel or anything used. on the front lasted like 5-10 minutes where i was debating just turning over and getting her to concentrates on some other areas
, anyway lasted it out and she got me to turn over for a Oral with action, which was pretty basic and at this point I wasn't really excited due to the terrible massage.
After about 5-10 minutes when I felt like I was about to blow, i asked her to stop and hop aboard for some cowgirl action where she did give me a good ride until i blew, at which points she continued with the ride, draining the last of it from me.
She gave me a clean with some wet wipes and then i laid back for her to give me some frontal massage to see if it was any better(its wasn't). During this I heard the front door go off and another lady say something, to which she replied something in japanese and then her phone went off a few times at which point she showed me her phone which read "The Guests are here now" - baring in mind this was about 25-30mins in, at which point she said she was done and I was to leave. I looked at here and said "1 hour or give me the £40 back that i paid for the hour to which point she said we continue. Obviously at this point with the shitty massage and clearly the un interest of her from that point i just gave up and agreed to leave. After notying her of my anger and (not sure if Dick move), i requested she refund me the £40 as i only had 30mins and not the 1 hour. She ended up giving me 20 back and said "it was 40mins", quick check of my phone and it was "30mins". Couldn't be bothered arguing so ended up just leaving with the £20 she gave back to me.
- Sum it up
- terrible english
- crap massage
- probably isn't her from the images
- its in Aldershot (replace the o with an i)
Would not recommend
