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I met stacey in a rented apartment in Derby DE1. She was sharing with her friend, who answered the door. Flats were very near a bar and a pub with people rabbling outside, so not the most discrete.
Stacey is as her photos, although taller than I had pictured - probably 5'7 ish. Blonde hair, decent fake boobs with big responsive nipples, and not much arse to speak of. She was nicely toned. Pretty enough, age of 23 probably a bit shy of the actual figure, but not far off. Her friend, who i ended up seeing a lot of, also had fake boobs and similar physique. I found the friend strangely more attractive, despite some pretty bad acne scarring on her face.
So stacey is very, very chatty, with plenty of energy and vim about her. I pay up and am asked to strip and wait for her return. Off she trots, and i can hear some fairly lively conversation going on with the friend down the hall. She returns after a good 4 or 5 minutes, friend in tow. Friend asks if i'd like her to join in for the second half of the session for another £60. I have no more funds on me. Alas, maybe next time she says (more or less). High fives me for some reason, and off she goes.
Stacey talks too much about anything and everything, maybe just time-wasting, but we eventually get down to round 1. This is when her friend pops back in for just about no reason at all, chats some shit, then leaves again. This carried on throughout the entire hour, regardless of the activity taking place. It ended up just being funny, but it felt more like trying to fuck someone at a house party than anything else.
Sex-wise, stacey is just not that good at it. OK BJ (OW), 'please be careful' non-too-deep fuck in a few positions, always the hand trying to get in the way etc, and a lot of random chit-chat. She seemed fairly determined to get a second pop out of me but with the circus going on i wasn't in the mood for it really, and it didn't happen. Friend let herself in to talk to us / inspect / whatever the fuck it was around 6 or 7 times in the 50 mins i was there. She might as well have just sat in the corner and been done with it.
Terrible fucking business. They might be ok as an option if they focussed but so much pissing about and lack of commitment. Actually, given their banter and interplay, they might be decent as a duo but i'm fucked if i'll pay to find out. Pleasant enough as a couple of girls go, but not an erperience i'd care to repeat.
Wish i hadn't bothered. Avoid.
