Who the fuck enjoys fake orgasms or having time wasted?
Might as well add bins full of used condoms, the scent of Grimsby docks when she opens her legs and Sergei having a BBQ complete with loud Europop when you're on the job.
The question was stuff others like but you don't.
Things like watersports, BDSM, dirty talk, cim are valid, but why mention stuff no punter likes?