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Offline lordship

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you can even donate to her boob and botox fund :wacko:

For me, no.

200 is already a porn-star price, btw there're loads of large boobs lady on aw.

I've remembered there's a sweet looking girl, British, 22-24 ages, with a stunning nice boobs, charge 150/hr in London, but only available from 9pm-2am  what a pity.

 

As a non-punter who's never really looked around much before I'm kind of surprised by the general low standards in terms of looks & the prices charged for such.

Offline Daffodil

What a fucking idiot. Boob fund? Yeh, along with cancer research, UNICEF, and MSF I'll 'donate' to your fucking boob fund  :dash:

Offline vorian

Horrible creature,  but some punters will get off on this shit,  there is alway a punter somewhere for every prossy,  shit that's scary if you think about it.
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Offline vorian

As a non-punter who's never really looked around much before I'm kind of surprised by the general low standards in terms of looks & the prices charged for such.

You are right but it is possible to find good ones it just takes a lot of time and effort plus a little bit of luck.
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Offline jsparky

Never see the attraction of such woman, everything about her is so 'FAKE', fake eye brow, fake eye lashes, fake boob... the only thing real about her is the 'FAT' she carried around in her sizes 18+ body.


Online Madone1

What a dog  :scare: she is one rough looking 26 year old you must have shit for brains to pay into her boob fund.

Offline CBPaul

200 quid ? Fuck NO. Having huge fake tits is not the sole qualification for charging her rates !

I might consider donating £2 towards her next application of Bisto though.


Offline Urban_G

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BOTOX FOR MY LIPS
Im growing my lips, my botox for lips is £250 every time, so if you want to donate full/part payment message me. I might even let you come along to watch me get it done.
I wonder how much she will charge to watch her have her lips done, even after a so called 'donation'? And why would anyone want to watch?
Why does she even think punters would be as interested as her about her surgery?

I pity this woman, she seems quite deluded :crazy: :wacko:

£200 quid an hour is just not worth it.

It will stretch to two hours with some girls or indeed 7 girls at LMP.

Have a wank instead and spend the £200 on a city break or a good night out including dinner.

Offline Corus Boy

Q. Do you wear uniforms or outfits?

A. No i don't. I have spent a lot of money on my body so why cover it up with clothes? ;)
 

jcdmj12

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No, but you know what I WOULD pay £200 for? 

To get a prossie to pretend to be that annoying feminist bint from Every Day Sexism on Twitter/The Guardian and squeal like a pig whilst I fucked her in the ass. I'd even get a mask specially made for the occasion.

Offline vorian

No, but you know what I WOULD pay £200 for? 

To get a prossie to pretend to be that annoying feminist bint from Every Day Sexism on Twitter/The Guardian and squeal like a pig whilst I fucked her in the ass. I'd even get a mask specially made for the occasion.

 The well know "Anger" fuck, I believe that some punters enjoy finding a bad attitude EE girl who looks at them like they are a piece of shit and the punter then pounds away while she squeals. Not a GFE or a PSE more a, no can't think of one that fits  :D
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jcdmj12

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The well know "Anger" fuck, I believe that some punters enjoy finding a bad attitude EE girl who looks at them like they are a piece of shit and the punter then pounds away while she squeals. Not a GFE or a PSE more a, no can't think of one that fits  :D

Ah yes, the grudge fuck.  I've done that in civvie life.   To be fair, during a previous episode of sex the bird in question had slapped me so hard she dislocated my jaw, so it wasn't entirely unjustified.

I've also had a bird start crying halfway through when she remembered she was cheating on her boyfriend, but after I stopped to check everything was ok, tell me she wanted to carry on anyway.  Ah, happy days.
« Last Edit: March 01, 2014, 09:21:46 pm by jcdmj12 »

To me For £200 she's got to look like Scarlett Johansen, with the tits and arse to boot!



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