Rita Delicious & - Fernanda Italiana Bait & Switch Birmingham TOFTT

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Here's the short version.........I'd had a good week at work so decided to treat myself. Had a browse of AW and booked Rita over the phone/texts based on the pictures of her arse.

The venue was a modern/new set of flats behind the Chinese quarter in Birmingham. Parking was plentiful and easy. Buzzed in using the code provided to me via text.
Up to the 5th floor and knocked on the door. Usual tactic of hiding behind the door.
As I walked in, I turned to see Fernanda, not Rita. Before I could query this I was frogmarched into the bedroom by her and once there I was presented with her palm for payment. I told her to hold her horses and asked for Rita. She then started spewing Spanish/Portuguese and claimed not to know english. Bollocks I said and whipped out my phone trying to look for Ritas profile on AW. By this time she'd obviously cottoned on that the switch wasn't going to work and  said 'ok, go' and marshalled me towards the door. As I left the apartment, I stood in the corridor and took another look at AW. Bingo!! I had found Rita's profile. So I knocked on the door again (this was literally 45 seconds after leaving). I could hear two girls talking inside and after a few seconds Fernanda opened the door again. I showed her the pictures and she said 'sorry, she's busy now'. I replied 'oh, so you can speak English now?' and she just slammed the door in my face. Cunt.

So there you have it. A waste of an hour.

Also, I should mention that Fernanda looked more like a Fernando. Dark skinned, tall, butch with saggy tits. In fact, the first person I thought of when I saw her was that Castor Semenya bloke. Which is why I didn't stay.

Negative for both.