Dana Fox - Croydon. Hungarian MILF. Walked!

[Jerk Chicken]

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Pre-Punt Chit Chat. 6/10

Fancied fucking a decent MILF and as I was within a reasonable distance from this place. I thought I would grab a bite. All coms handled by maid. Prompt and business like. She confirmed all the listed services were included in the rate but as we all know maids agree to everything under the sun and more! Agreed time and post code texted over.

 
Fee & VFM 0/10

£100 1 hour. FK, OWO, CIM Sex, Rimming

 
Digs/punt room/punter safety – 6/10

Resi house on a main road that appears to have a dodgy side extension which is where the whoring takes place. Not the most discrete of places to fuck. A 2-room place with a bathroom. Plenty of P&D available. Was greeted by the maid. A chunky Hungarian in a dressing gown and slippers that had seen better days. There was an awkward silence as she could tell on my face that I was thinking I hope you are not my punt for the next hour.

 
The Pro 8/10

I chose this pro based on the pics and services. Granted I didn’t see her boat but thought for the rate I should be able to have some fun.

Vitals: -

The pics. Her body shape matches the pics so they are probably her.

Age: profile says 46 I am saying early/mid 50s but a rough looking one – really rough!

5’ 6”

C cup boobs.

Size 10/12,

To be fair for a MILF her body shape/size was quite decent and if I saw her after a few shots of Wray & Neohew white rum I might just … might. But her face looked crinkled, very crinkled, her lingerie choice was like cba discoloured white number, the punting bedroom looked sleazy not sure how clean it was either, no make-up, hair unkept. It was liked she had just woken up. The entire look just made me think nah can’t do it! As I left the chunky Hungarian maid looked at me with a gutted look on her face and then said no good? I just shook my head and then she showed me out. All very pleasant and drama free.

 
The Punt 0/10

I walked - on to plan B which was 10 minutes away. Review to follow.

 
Comment on existing AW reviews: N/A

As no reviews at the time of my punt.

 
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Return: No!  I thought no way I am giving you 100 queens heads to get inside your knickers!

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[peter purves]

As long as it did not lead to the dreaded Punter's Alienation... 



Moving on...Walking on By

 

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[ericthered2015]

Is this her?  The pictures on what could be her old profile (4863078) look the same



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[Jerk Chicken]

Is this her?  The pictures on what could be her old profile (4863078) look the same



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Yep that's her  . Brilliant - Where did you find it ... wish I had seen that pic before my punt. Luckily I had a Plan B after I walked!

[ericthered2015]

Made a booking with her but she didn't answer when I got there - looks like I dodged the proverbial bullet....

[Jerk Chicken]

Made a booking with her but she didn't answer when I got there - looks like I dodged the proverbial bullet....

Thank your lucky (punting) stars! ... trust me you so did!

[getsbettereverytime]

Yep that's her  . Brilliant - Where did you find it ... wish I had seen that pic before my punt. Luckily I had a Plan B after I walked!

OMG why would anyone pay for that? Yikes.