I'll make this short and shit. Just like the session.
Walked into this place called "Acupoint massage" but shows on google maps as Elements massage london, is in Baker street right next to a shisha bar. The entrance is not subtle at all.
Greeted by the receptionist. Agreed £45 mins for £45. Fine.
I go downstairs, greeted by a romanian girl. Her massage was bad and irritating, only focused on the top of my shoulders.
We then agree on HE for £30. It was horrible and she kept stroking my balls wayyy too hard making it harder to cum, I said to leave it and walked out.
Would I come back? no. Should you try it yourself and find out? nope, nein.