Author Topic: TS dana threesome - South Kensington  (Read 3725 times)

Offline jon22992

Warning this is a review about TS girls. If they are not your thing do not read any further. Ended up having a threesome. Wasn't intentional. Here's a review of the TS girl i had a threesome with.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=217303.0

Note: she's going by the name angel in her ads now. Before it was jasmine

Price - 30mins for 100 and 1hour for 200. Ended up getting peer pressured into a threesome. So i spent 200 for 30mins.

Location: 9min walk from South Kensington. I've been here multiple times before.

Accommodation: discreet flat apartment. Looked nice.

Comms: done by WhatsApp. They were efficient.

Looks: pics are accurate. Quite inked up. Even by the thighs. Fairly accurate. Fairly convincing.

Negatives: ad is a fucking lie. She's a post op!! Wasn't expecting that. If i had known i wouldn't have arranged da punt in advance. Found out during mid punt and was like great. I always have a quick poke to usually get a idea what I'm dealing with.

Experience: come in, kiss and exchange money. The usual. Got OWO which is Meh. But tbf her bj skills were excellent. Then i prodded and found that her cock was missing....

Disappointed. She was attractive but banging a post op is like banging a expensive WG. Plus the vagina feels a hell lot shitter. During mid punt her friend walks in. I recognise her friend as I've shagged her in the past. Asks if i have money for a threesome. Unfortunately i do. I agree.

Theres a lot happening tbf. Im eating the Post op out (her ass only). Tasted great tbf. Then I'm shagging her in the Pussy. Whilst sucking on a fat shaft at the same time. Then i cum. Then I'm giving head. Returning the favour with Angel. Then she's banging me in the ass. I'm in incredible pain. Im too sober and it's too big and girthy.

She pulls out. I'm being wanked off while giving head. Then I'm getting head whilst dana wanks her off. Then i bang Angel in the ass. Then we stop because I'm late for work and need to be getting back 😂😂😂

I get changed and dressed and I'm talking to the TS hookers in the living room. They're leaving soon. There was a third woman in the room who actually seemed to look like a normal biological woman 😂😂 but hey you never know. Either way i said maybe I'd contemplate returning and left.

Experience was very satisfactory but if i am being honest i should have probably just seen TS angel from the beginning. I had no idea they were friends but should have known from the address. Oh well good fun. All in all i left feeling happy.

Would i recommended? Ans: yes. If you don't mind post op TS girls go for it. Quality is good. Price is good. Can't go wrong. Service was okay as well.

Would i return? Ans: maybe. I think they leave on Thursday. It's a short tight window.

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« Last Edit: June 18, 2019, 02:13:38 pm by jon22992 »

Offline winkywanky

Ended up having a threesome. Wasn't intentional...Ended up getting peer pressured into a threesome. So i spent 200 for 30mins.


The girls ganged up on you!  :unknown: Jon, I'll bet you showed little resistance  ;).


Negatives: ad is a fucking lie. She's a post op!!...I always have a quick poke to usually get a idea what I'm dealing with....i prodded and found that her cock was missing....Disappointed.


So technically this is a Negative. But owing to your fortitude and downright balls it became a Positive  :thumbsup:.


Theres a lot happening tbf. Im eating the Post op out (her ass only). Tasted great tbf. Then I'm shagging her in the Pussy. Whilst sucking on a fat shaft at the same time. Then i cum. Then I'm giving head. Returning the favour with Angel. Then she's banging me in the ass. I'm in incredible pain. Im too sober and it's too big and girthy.

She pulls out. I'm being wanked off while giving head. Then I'm getting head whilst dana wanks her off. Then i bang Angel in the ass. Then we stop because I'm late for work and need to be getting back 😂😂😂


I'm looking hard Jon, but I can't see anywhere that you got spitroasted. Perhaps next time? :lol: And you went back to work after that lot?  How on earth did you compose yourself to appear as if nothing had happened?  :D


Would i return? Ans: maybe...It's a short tight window.


You can say that again  :wacko:.



Jon, I hope you don't mind me adding a bit of twisted humour  :hi:. Once again you have managed to come up with a punt which is not for the fainthearted, pushes the boundaries, but which nevertheless gave you a somewhat crazy but very enjoyable experience, while entertaining a bunch of by and large, hardened and sometimes weary punters.

Once again I salute you sir  :drinks:.


« Last Edit: June 18, 2019, 03:14:37 pm by winkywanky »

Offline winkywanky

Re: the post-op girl, I feel exactly the same way as you. You might just as well see a genetic (and cheaper) girl. Although in the context of this particular punt I can see that it would have added a certain added flavour.


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Sounds fun, even though you were misled. To confirm, the girl in this ad in the post-op?

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Even though she states 7in cock

Offline jon22992

I was misled greatly. Got a mixed feel about the punt. To definitely confirm hugeadmirer that is her in the ad. Pics are absolutely accurate but there was no cock. Very misleading information.

But yeah winky, the punt was rushed due to the fact i needed to get back to work and i ended up spending more than i wanted too but the experience was fantastic. If i hadn't had a threesome i would of put the experience as neutral due to misleading information. All in all both the girls were good fun. I had a blast. Ass does sort of hurt now though.

Offline Glacier10

Jon your reviews are the best dude

Offline S.X. MacHine

Brilliant review. Honest and hilarious.
Don't ever change.

Offline irishdick

What a fucking man, well done  :hi:

Offline jon22992

Update: ads say they're in London but they're in ibiza now. No idea when they're returning.

Offline tommy_zeno

At least the other one seems to have a massive circumcised cock. Very nice :)