Working Wendy - Llanelli

[Grumpy Pumpy]

A bit like Dan last week, I feel a little bad about giving a neutral rating for a recent punt with Wendy

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Wendy does exactly what she says on the tin (or in this case her very clear AW profile). But, for my tastes, I picked up the wrong tin! I'll explain what I mean by this tortuous analogy

I booked an hours incall with Wendy. Comms, almost all of it on AW, were spot on. Including very clear directions to the flat she uses in Llanelli. I booked an hour massage, topless, with a BJ ending. And I paid £90, with a discount for pre-booking on AW.

Wendy is an attractive MILF. Very tall (close to 6 foot perhaps?). Curvy, though not fat, with good sized tits and prominent nipples. She is also, as the profile and her comments on here show: warm; funny; articulate and intelligent.

After a brief chat I stripped off and she got to work on my back. She uses coconut oil, with not too much lingering scent. And obviously knows what she is doing. The massage, apparently, is Swedish. But, for me personally, it fell between a few stools. Its not hard/deep enough to be therapeutic. And, whilst certainly relaxing, is not especially sensual. Wendy allowed me to gently fondle her legs, but interaction is limited. And, to be fair, not claimed on her profile. She spent time on my back, legs and a little on my arse. But there was little (maybe nothing) in the way of "reach unders" or teasing. I would have liked more.

When I turned over she did allow me to play with her nipples. But no more than that. And she then began what was, in fairness, an excellent, uncovered, blow job. She was in no rush to finish me off and her technique is excellent. I came in her mouth and then took myself off to the shower to wash off the oil.

So, for me personally, this punt only ticked some of my boxes.  For example, I like more interaction. Wendy doesn't claim to provide this. So you could blame me for having unrealistic expectations. But that's the reason for the neutral rating

[Working Wendy]

I think he's warming to me though..

Probably not for me, but good to see some options in West Wales

 

I'm glad this has been said. The worst scenario for me is when what should have been a relaxing massage booking turns into the closing credits of The Benny Hill Show. YMDV (your mileage doesn't vary) 

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Fair comment 

[Steelworker]

Nice review, Grumpy. You’re like me, I think. Enjoy more interaction than massage. Sounds like Wendy delivered well on what she advertises. Which is not ‘riding The fastest milk cart in the West’ 

[Kirkland]

Nice review mr pumpy, Wendy is probably a little mature for me but each to their own, I also prefer the full service nowadays
If I fancy a good massage and blowjob though I might be knocking on Wendy’s door one day, if she doesn’t chase me away with her broom that is !

[Steelworker]

Nice review mr pumpy, Wendy is probably a little mature for me but each to their own, I also prefer the full service nowadays
If I fancy a good massage and blowjob though I might be knocking on Wendy’s door one day, if she doesn’t chase me away with her broom that is !

Os ti’n dod o Lanelli, ti’n mynd I gael hwnna 

[Working Wendy]

Sounds like Wendy delivered well on what she advertises. Which is not ‘riding The fastest milk cart in the West’ 

No need Mr Steelworker, my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard   

[Kirkland]

Os ti’n dod o Lanelli, ti’n mynd I gael hwnna 

Lol nice one steelworker, I might try it one day, maybe I’ll discover a new fetish !

Wendy’s broom is legendary

[Working Wendy]

Os ti’n dod o Lanelli, ti’n mynd I gael hwnna 

Ydy, dim siawns os ti'n dod o Lanelli. Beth fyddai'r cymdogion yn ei ddweud?! 

[Kirkland]

Maybe I’ll bring my broom and we can have a duel in the garden 

[Steelworker]

Ydy, dim siawns os ti'n dod o Lanelli. Beth fyddai'r cymdogion yn ei ddweud?! 

Ddim yn siwr. Ond wi’n siwr byddai diddordeb. Lwcus bo fi’n dod o Gaerdydd. Anlwcus bo fi’n mwynhau gwasanaeth ‘llawn’ 

[OMellors]

Ydy, dim siawns os ti'n dod o Lanelli. Beth fyddai'r cymdogion yn ei ddweud?! 

Is that pillow talk    If you come from Llanelli you’re going to get it 

OM

[Kirkland]

I’m not far from Llanelli and I haven’t got a clue what they’re saying

The Turks need to work on using roundabouts correctly first before they start with any pillowtalk 

[Dougieh]

 yn union yr hyn a feddyliodd meddyg teulu cyn iddo fynd ar y banadl yn unig i sylweddoli ei fod wedi'i ysgubo o dan y bwrdd oedd eisiau mwy.

[Steelworker]

Not pillow talk. Just our national language. 

[Working Wendy]

I’m not far from Llanelli and I haven’t got a clue what they’re saying

The Turks need to work on using roundabouts correctly first before they start with any pillowtalk 

Look at him pretending not to come from Llanelli now lol

[Kirkland]

Look at him pretending not to come from Llanelli now lol

Haha I’m close enough to risk seeing the broom but far enough away that I know how to navigate a roundabout

 

[OMellors]

To get back to the original post, and cutting through this self proclaimed elitist bilingual review, do I understand that you, GP gave this girl a “neutral “ for not doing something that she never advertised nor implied that she would do.

To be clear, I’ve never seen WW. I also appreciate it is your review, your call, etc etc


But it seems bloody harsh, even by my standards, to downgrade someone for doing what they said they were going to do


OM

[Dougieh]

I can see your point OM, and agree. Although GP has confirmed wendy does as it says on the tin, adding cim (wish I had known😂) even leg touching (wow better get my next booking in) my positive was as I received as expected and felt the massage was exceptional, different to an Asian one obviously hard/soft. More so relaxing which is Swedish.

This actually has me scratching my head because as looking to punt a fs sp, do I give a neg/neut if their massage is not what I am used to( this area I am now very experienced in) although they provide everything else to satisfaction. GP did say he was pondering in all fairness mind.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

OM, it's a fair challenge. But I got less than I'd "hoped" for. If the massage had been more sensual and arousing then I would have given it as a positive.

That said, neutral is just that. Not good, nor bad.

Taking away the rating (which will always be subjective) what I hope the review clarifies is what Wendy does and doesn't offer. Helpful, I'd like to think, for other punters. And hopefully helpful for Wendy herself to attract the right sort of bookings

[Steelworker]

I can see your point OM, and agree. Although GP has confirmed wendy does as it says on the tin, adding cim (wish I had known😂) even leg touching (wow better get my next booking in) my positive was as I received as expected and felt the massage was exceptional, different to an Asian one obviously hard/soft. More so relaxing which is Swedish.

This actually has me scratching my head because as looking to punt a fs sp, do I give a neg/neut if their massage is not what I am used to( this area I am now very experienced in) although they provide everything else to satisfaction. GP did say he was pondering in all fairness mind.

In the full service bookings, there is typically no massage, Dougie, unless you want it. It’s normally straight into kissing and then other stuff including sex.

[Dougieh]

In the full service bookings, there is typically no massage, Dougie, unless you want it. It’s normally straight into kissing and then other stuff including sex.

Thanks SW I see, only most I have looked at offer in their likes. Don’t laugh maybe it’s just me and the massage breaks the ice. I am committed to try full service so will report back, hope rebecca will be the right choice 🤫

[Working Wendy]

You're paying them upwards of £2 a minute Dougie, so they'll usually indulge you even if they don't have the first clue what they're doing to run the clock down

[OMellors]

It’s normally straight into kissing and then other stuff including sex.

Not for me. 

It’s straight into waving a tearful goodbye to your hard earned before any of this kissing malarkey 

Or are your meets entirely on the contactless method 

OM

[OMellors]

You're paying them upwards of £2 a minute Dougie, so they'll usually indulge you even if they don't have the first clue what they're doing to run the clock down

If I paid you £2 /min would you indulge me. 

Saved up enough for 10 mins already So that’s the fore play sorted


OM

[Working Wendy]

Mr Steelworker likes to get his money's worth   

[Dougieh]

You're paying them upwards of £2 a minute Dougie, so they'll usually indulge you even if they don't have the first clue what they're doing to run the clock down

Thank you for the advice, I see what SW means now as well. Looks like I will have to get a stop watch

[Dougieh]

If I paid you £2 /min would you indulge me. 

Saved up enough for 10 mins already So that’s the fore play sorted


OM

Priceless 👍

[Steelworker]

Granted, I did miss out the financial transaction. Try to get it sorted up front but sometimes it’s at the end. In a couple of cases with regulars I had to go back the next day as we forgot to do the money  :scare

[Working Wendy]

If I paid you £2 /min would you indulge me. 

Saved up enough for 10 mins already So that’s the fore play sorted


OM

Mr Mellors

What have we learned from this review? 

[OMellors]

Granted, I did miss out the financial transaction. Try to get it sorted up front but sometimes it’s at the end. In a couple of cases with regulars I had to go back the next day as we forgot to do the money  :scare

Wish I had your style & technique 

Or are you just a cheap skate 

OM

[OMellors]

Mr Mellors

What have we learned from this review? 

Trust me. You know it makes sense 

OM

[Working Wendy]

Trust me. You know it makes sense 

OM

*Cues Benny Hill theme tune*

I can see me swallowing more neutrals before the message sinks in 

[Dougieh]

Final point I would like to make, just looked at the first 17 ladies on AW cardiff listings all offering massage in their likes, the 18 one never. So on a ratio most do offer this service. Not saying that they cannot deliver but my earlier point being if not to my liking then a neutral/negative would be appropriate. That surely I can imagine you saying is not the case which I totally agree, so my only suggestion would be this particular review should be a positive as all likes were covered and the punter acknowledges this only was hoping for more.
I wonder if GP in hindsight takes my view.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Dougie, once again, it's a very fair challenge.

I reflected for several days before writing the review and have again since posting it. The review and rating are a reflection of my own experiences. It wasn't a universally positive experience, nor was it a negative one. So my neutral rating stands.

But there should be enough detail in there to help other punters make informed decisions on what Wendy does and doesn't offer. And whether they should see her.

I read Dan's review of Courtney Flynn this week. That was neutral too. But, in commentary, it confirmed that I'd still like to see the SP

[SeekingtheTruth]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.

If he’s come out of the booking feeling meh then the rating is fair. If you just give a positive because someone else would like it then it makes a mockery of the review system.

[Dougieh]

Dougie, once again, it's a very fair challenge.

I reflected for several days before writing the review and have again since posting it. The review and rating are a reflection of my own experiences. It wasn't a universally positive experience, nor was it a negative one. So my neutral rating stands.

But there should be enough detail in there to help other punters make informed decisions on what Wendy does and doesn't offer. And whether they should see her.

I read Dan's review of Courtney Flynn this week. That was neutral too. But, in commentary, it confirmed that I'd still like to see the SP

Of course GP, I understand your experience and your opinion at the time. The rating system is at fault here obviously as maybe a topic to cover at a later date. As if we were to rate out of 10 for example, 7-10 being positive 4-7 neutral then under 4 being neg. A review would be seen in a different light.

[SO595]

Of course GP, I understand your experience and your opinion at the time. The rating system is at fault here obviously as maybe a topic to cover at a later date. As if we were to rate out of 10 for example, 7-10 being positive 4-7 neutral then under 4 being neg. A review would be seen in a different light.

Grumpy's review, Grumpy's rating.  End of story. 

Dougie, I'm sure you mean well, but going on about this risks you being labelled as a white knight.

The rating system is what it is, seems to work well enough most of the time and is provided for us to use for free, so I don't think blaming it for the injustice you seem to perceive here is the answer.

For me the narrative provides a good idea of the service that Wendy offers.  I'm sure it will be helpful to Wendy too, as it removes any ambiguity that might have existed, particularly given that she has prior full service reviews on here.

[Grumpy Pumpy]

Dougie, you've made a really valuable contribution since starting on this site.

But you are in danger of skating towards some thin ice here. Your encouragement for me to improve the rating is starting to sound like White Knighting. And if the new admin wants to change the rating system then I'm sure he will. But that's nowhere near being our call. I certainly wouldn't suggest the current system is "at fault".

Plus, even on a ten point scale, this would have been a 5, in my opinion. Which still sounds like average, or "neutral" to me

[crfc]

Of course GP, I understand your experience and your opinion at the time. The rating system is at fault here obviously as maybe a topic to cover at a later date. As if we were to rate out of 10 for example, 7-10 being positive 4-7 neutral then under 4 being neg. A review would be seen in a different light.

FFS

[crfc]

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[Steelworker]

Wise words of advice from Grumpy and SO595. Dougie, rating system is simple, works fine so I don’t recommend suggesting anything else. I’ve seen others give scores but it’s the mainly factual description of the booking which is the helpful thing for most of us. I’m looking forward to some informative, minimal fluff reviews from your future plans. 

[Dougieh]

Dougie, you've made a really valuable contribution since starting on this site.

But you are in danger of skating towards some thin ice here. Your encouragement for me to improve the rating is starting to sound like White Knighting. And if the new admin wants to change the rating system then I'm sure he will. But that's nowhere near being our call. I certainly wouldn't suggest the current system is "at fault".

Plus, even on a ten point scale, this would have been a 5, in my opinion. Which still sounds like average, or "neutral" to me

Thank you GP, your explanation noted and agree, my fault for not reading the system on how ratings are reached.
 I am definitely not a white night was trying to understand the system that’s all. I have been asked why all my reviews are positive, now I have a better understanding so will be reviewing with this in mind.

[Mil 34]

It wasn’t just dougei who mentioned this review being a bit harsh.
There was another.
The review is the op to rate not what other people think it should be.
To be fair to working wendy she hasn’t once complained about this neutral review 

[SeekingtheTruth]

It wasn’t just dougei who mentioned this review being a bit harsh.
There was another.
The review is the op to rate not what other people think it should be.
To be fair to working wendy she hasn’t once complained about this neutral review

Nothing to complain about, it's a good review and if she wasn't so far away I might be tempted myself.

But yes I noticed OM jumping to her defence

[Mil 34]

I thought I could hear the sound of horses as he rode to her rescue

I am hardly down that way myself otherwise I would have tried her out to.
As I’ve always said we are all different and like different things.
Reviews are personal to the writer and should only be used as a guide.

[Dougieh]

Lads I agree, look at my words plus IMO, I for one value GP to hopefully guide me in the right direction on my future exploits, plus I’m not being argumentative that’s not me at all.
Maybe my view was not put over in the manner it should have been then so I apologise for commenting.

Let me ask you this : if I like to give anal and see an sp that does not give although she gives all on her likes list then is that a neutral ? Because basically I was enquiring in that way For my benefit.

When I am asked in future why I rated I now know.

[Mil 34]

You rate from how you feel the meet went and how much you enjoyed. If you want to report all your reviews as positive because your happy then that’s your call.
If someone else reports a neutral or negative because the sp didn’t live up to what they were looking for
Then that’s their prerogative.
It’s not up to you or any other member to question their opinion.
Reviews are subjective.
It looks like your defending the honour of the sp, which doesn’t go down too well on here.
Just something to keep in mind

[Dougieh]

You rate from how you feel the meet went and how much you enjoyed. If you want to report all your reviews as positive because your happy then that’s your call.
If someone else reports a neutral or negative because the sp didn’t live up to what they were looking for
Then that’s their prerogative.
It’s not up to you or any other member to question their opinion.
Reviews are subjective.
It looks like your defending the honour of the sp, which doesn’t go down too well on here.
Just something to keep in mind

Thank you mil, I obviously took the wrong way on what I had reviewed that’s all. She’s not my type so defo no defending, all points noted all have a nice day 👍

[SeekingtheTruth]

Lads I agree, look at my words plus IMO, I for one value GP to hopefully guide me in the right direction on my future exploits, plus I’m not being argumentative that’s not me at all.
Maybe my view was not put over in the manner it should have been then so I apologise for commenting.

Let me ask you this : if I like to give anal and see an sp that does not give although she gives all on her likes list then is that a neutral ? Because basically I was enquiring in that way For my benefit.

When I am asked in future why I rated I now know.

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt with your question even though it does come across as very passive aggressive.

If you had booked a girl and she had confimed that anal was a service she would provide you and then refuses then I would class that as a negative. What you have to remember is just because it's on someones likes list doesn't always mean it's available, look at lap dancing for example.

The overall rating should reflect how you feel coming out of a punt. If you come out thinking that it was amazing then by all means keep giving out positives. But if you come out feeling like something was missing or it wasn't really for you then a neutral is fair. You can't go in with the mindset of I want x,y and z services ticked off then I'll give a postive.