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Ok, before the review, I need to 'fess up.  I've been holding out on you chaps with this one.  Mea Culpa.  It's just that I know they're moving soon, and going home in April, and I wanted to slake my thirst before reporting my experiences and risking a stampede. How selfish of me.   :hi:

Well, I'm worn out (for now), having seen Mia once, and the two of them twice within a fortnight, and been left unable to walk or think straight for some time afterwards.  So I'll share.

These. Girls. Are. Amazing. 

I've been punting for a while now, I've never experienced anything quite like them, and I don't really expect to see their like again. These a true rarity: genuine girlfriends who are very, very much into one another.    And you can join in, for a very reasonable fee.

At this point, I could be an annoying twat and say "I'm a gentleman and what happened in the bedroom is strictly between me and the lady concerned."  Well,  a. I'm not a fucking gentleman, and b. I feel the need to get this written out and firmed up while it's still fresh in my memory, so that when I'm a decrepit old fool rocking gently back and forth in the old people's home, these will be the scenes playing over and over again in my head to cause that imbecilic grin the nurses (or robots) keep wondering about.

So blow by blow:

Meeting 1: Just Mia. 30 mins. Savage (in a good way).

This started off stressfully as the postcode leads to the wrong road, and she just gave me the house number initially, so I wondered round like a fool for 25 minutes trying to find the place. I'd booked an hour, but by the time I found her, we only had time for 30 minutes.  Her being a thoroughly decent person, she charged me the 30 minutes rate, and immediately fell upon my cock like she was a ravenous animal and it was the only source of sustenance left in the world. She then proceeded to give me what can only be described as 'a beasting' until I came like a firehose and collapsed in a crumbled heap with 10 minutes to go.  Most girls at this stage would be more than happy to light up a cigarette, chat the rest of the punt away, and see you out the door feeling sated but slightly short changed with 5 minutes to go.  Not Mia. She told me to lie down, and gave me a delicious body to body massage during which she rubbed her nipples all over my back.   Now, as mentioned elsewhere, I'm a once-an-hour man generally, but this treatment had my wanger trying to write cheques the rest of me couldn't cash.  Still, I was running quite seriously over by now, and I got the feeling she had another booking soon, so I politely excused myself, vowing to come back soon for...

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Meeting 2: Threesome. 1 hour.  Like porn, only better.

I'd never had a threesome before.  I'd waited a while, because I'd heard from you lot they were hit or miss.  To say this one was a hit would be like describing The Beatles as 'quite successful'. Thank you guys.  :drinks:

Mia and her girlfriend Misha are Yin and Yang.  Mia is tall, statuesque and PSE all over. Misha is smaller, curvier, and a slow, sensual GFE.  She has what is commonly known in the trade as a boot-ay, and some lovely, lovely boobs.

The combined result is the sexual equivalent of a speedball.  You'll be up, you'll down,  you really won't know what hit you, whose hand is whose, or what your name is anymore.  In fact you won't care, because not only are they both licking up and down your cock at the same time, 5 minutes ago they were sixty-nining each other. Again.

This encounter was a pretty solid PSE. I got there on time this time (hooray!). They were wearing lingerie. I got as far as saying 'hello', and then they immediately started snogging each other, and me.  Clothing was swiftly discarded. They both dropped to their knees and started licking, sucking, snogging each other across my cock whilst staring into my eyes.  I almost blew a fuse. 

Luckily I pulled myself together enough to suggest that we retire to the bed, where the action really kicked off. Sucking and licking in every which way imaginable,  striking a perfect balance of pleasuring each other whilst making me feel very much included.  I was pretty much constantly either snogging one of them and being skillfully fellated by the other, or watching up close as they licked each other into paroxysms of delight.

Eventually, they produced a condom and suggested I that I fuck them both, and well, who was I to refuse?

The next 20 minutes were spend screwing in various positions, including a very memorable session of doggy style with misha whilst she buried her face into mia's nether regions.

Being able to swap between them without having to change a condom was a delight, and something I'm aware from reading your reports is all to rare, so I took full advantage of this facility.

Eventually, I came whilst fucking Misha in mish (how poetic!), and lay sprawled in a heap.  Mia however, wasn't satisfied with this, and playfully demanded that I even the score.   I was treated to a four-hand massage, whilst some music played on the radio with the lyrics "I'm on my way to heaven.".  I certainly was.

After some more massage following by snogging and sucking, we started the whole insert tab-a-into-slot-b business again.  Mia fucked me very energetically in cowgirl whilst Misha sat on my face. Told you it was a PSE.

Unfortunately, I was unable to produce another orgasm, due in part to stupidly having had a wank earlier in the day. Idiot.

Ah well, I left with an affectionate kiss (and on time, without being rushed out), dazed, grinning, unable to walk straight, but feeling like I'd let the side down somewhat. 

Well, we can't be having that. Lesser/saner men might have slunk back to one-on-ones, but not JCD.  Nope. There was only one thing for it.  I would have to book another, longer threesome, and completely abstain from wanking until that point. Honestly, the things I do for pride.  Anyway, this resulted in...

« Last Edit: February 28, 2014, 01:46:41 am by jcdmj12 »

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Session 3.  Threesome. 2 hours.  Oh my word. What just happened?

I have to admit, I was nervous as fuck about this one.  Firstly because I wasn't sure I wasn't equipped to deal with 2 hours of last time's treatment, and secondly because I've learned that repeat punts very rarely live up to the original encounter.

I needn't have worried. 

Having successfully abstained from wanking for the previous 2 days, I had balls resembling overripe watermelons, and in the hours leading up to the punt, I planned my food and water/energy drink intake like a depraved olympic athlete.

I also, on booking this session, requested that we kick down a gear, 'and go with the flow' a bit more, rather than trying to play frantic dirty-threesome-sexual-activity-bingo like last time.

The result was a near-mystical sexual experience.  Honestly, the last time I felt like this was when during my teenage sex-on-acid experiments, when I forgot who I was, who she was, and what our genitals were doing.  Everything just dissolved into a huge mass of feeling goooood.  Anyway, back to the present.

I arrived, and quickly went for a shower.  I returned a few minutes later to find both of them lying naked on the bed snogging each other. This time felt a lot more chilled and sensual, and we spend loads of time in mutal oral sex.   That's not to say Mia could completely restrain herself from her PSE antics, as whilst I was going down on Misha, I was pleasantly surprised to feel Mia jamming her tongue up my ass for a good ten minutes.  Wow. 

***WARNING: FLUFFY BIT***

I'm going to go all fluffy for a moment here and describe a good chunk of the encounter as 'beatiful'. Not because I feel I was anything special - I'm a decent-looking, still youngish bloke in reasonable shape with good personal hygiene, nothing more, nothing less - but because these two are really, really into each other.  Being able to lie in the midst of them whilst they made love in the sensual way only a couple equipped entirely with X-chromosomes can was quite frankly a privilege.  Thank you, girls.

I should add, again, I certainly wasn't ignored. At no stage were they so distracted by each other that a delightful female hand or mouth didn't find its way around my sensitive parts.

***END FLUFFY BIT**

This encounter really, really worked for me. It's one of the best experiences I've had, paid or non-paid. I'm a bit short on details here, because to be honest I'm still processing what happened, but the highlights are:

-Me coming back from a trip to the loo to find them sixty-nining each other to one of my favourite tunes on the their MP3 playlist. I shall conjure up that image every time I hear it.
-lying there snogging Mia whilst Misha made her come like an express train
-lying there snogging Misha whilst Mia made her come like an express train.
-being rimmed by Mia whilst buried between Misha's legs
-Lots and lots of snogging.
-More snogging
-Two girl blowjobs
-Fucking each of them in turn, once more.
-Managing to come three times. Once with Mia, twice with Misha (no idea why, that's just the way it worked out. Still haven't evened the score out, but I give up for now)
-Another wonderful four hands massage
-Losing track of time and space
-Tag team cowgirl/facesitting. Wow.
-Having a good laugh. Honestly, apart from the hot threesome thing, they're fun to talk to.
-After I was finally spent, spending a delightful 25 mins 'coming down', snogging, cuddling and massagine, whilst Misha and Mia made each other come yet again. 
-I'm sure there are more, but I'm totally whacked out.

So yeah, go see them.  Oh, and for some reason Misha keeps her bra on, but is more than happy to unleash her puppies if you just ask. So do so, because they are fab.

In short - all services advertised were provided with gusto. Pics are accurate and recent.  I didn't ask for everything, because it would probably have voided my warranty, but I have no doubts they'd have been up for it.



















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Another EE £80/hr disaster. When will you the rest of you guys learn that cheap doesn't always mean poor quality

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Great review(s) !  :drinks:
They are just great aren't they?

Brings back my memories of watching Mia force Mishas face into her pussy whilst simultaneously 4 finger fucking her to and explosive, knee trembling, wide eyed, stare into the distance, hard, orgasm.... :wackogirl:

They are lovely girls - totally into each other, and you.....just sooo Hot! and nice to chat to and cuddle in the post match warm down  :lol:

I must try Mia solo.....she gave me 100% and was drenched in sweat so I'd like an hour solo with her...v horny.

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Top reviews...I particularly liked these bits...


"when I'm a decrepit old fool rocking gently back and forth in the old people's home, these will be the scenes playing over and over again in my head to cause that imbecilic grin the nurses (or robots) keep wondering about."


"this treatment had my wanger trying to write cheques the rest of me couldn't cash."


"Being able to lie in the midst of them whilst they made love in the sensual way only a couple equipped entirely with X-chromosomes can was quite frankly a privilege."


"I didn't ask for everything, because it would probably have voided my warranty, but I have no doubts they'd have been up for it."


You clearly have a talent for prose...keep up the good work!!  :drinks:

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Fab review. Into the hotlist and on to hit list before April they go   :dance:

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Well done and thank you for writing such an awesome review (or series of reviews!).  It was very interesting to read and made me feel like I was there in the room with the girls (instead of you!).  So great creative-writing style.  Keep those reviews coming please!  And don't worry about girls you review highly becoming too popular as I've found that even the most popular girls on here are still bookable just with a few days' notice.

Perhaps I should go and see these two before they disappear then.  I guess I'll be kicking myself in a few months time if I don't.

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Great Reviews, Thanks for such a detailed report.  :thumbsup:

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Great to hear a report from another fan - that really does make my own meeting with them seem even more real as it all rings perfectly true. If I lived in London I'd be knocking on their door as often as my bank balance and their availability would possibly permit it.

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Thanks for the kind words all. Glad you enjoyed them.  TBH I enjoyed writing them, as it's a good way to relive the experience in my head.

I shall endeavour to write more.... the only obstacle is finding more WGs whose performance can inspire me to such narrative heights. Oh well, I'm nothing if not up for a challenge.

I much prefer this format for reviews to the one at prossienet. I tried to submit a few there several years back, but they never appeared, so I gave up.

Definitely go and see them if you can.  It's a fantasic experience, and SPs like this really deserve to make a lot of cash.   :drinks:

Oh, and I read one thread where somebody was wondering  if they were pimped... to which I can answer, no, 100% confident of that.  I spent a fair bit of recovery time chatting about their life 'back home', and they had some pretty cool stories to tell. :)

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Thanks very much for a TOP review jcdmj12 - I have had Mia several times in Wembley and she has been great and full on every time - She is my top girl in NW London and at £80 pm Top Top VFM -

Blondie's are another example of a great 3some along with Platinum Cindy and Sexy Dee - I have seen Blondie's  twice and for G/G action with Full on PSE they are completely filthy girls who are very much in 'Love' with each other.

A few of the UKP members had recommended these girls as they are Full On G/G action so great to see a fellow member taking the time to follow up on these girls and having a great time - several times!!!!




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Ok, before the review, I need to 'fess up.  I've been holding out on you chaps with this one.  Mea Culpa.  It's just that I know they're moving soon, and going home in April, and I wanted to slake my thirst before reporting my experiences and risking a stampede. How selfish of me.   :hi:

I've been trying to book them but cannot get a reply from their phone, I also notice that they haven't accessed their AW profile since 24 Feb. Hope they haven't gone already!!!

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I think they were moving between flats last few days so maybe not available until they have set up at their new place. When I saw Mia a couple of weeks ago she said they were moving but still will be in or very near wembley.

Maybe try again next few days

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Do these girls...smoke?...taste/smell smoky?...have a smoky flat??

A lot of the slimmer EE girls do and I find it a bit of a turn-off as I'm a non-smoker.
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Do these girls...smoke?...taste/smell smoky?...have a smoky flat??

A lot of the slimmer EE girls do and I find it a bit of a turn-off as I'm a non-smoker.

I don't remember anything like that at all, but then they did rather divert attention from the real world!

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Do these girls...smoke?...taste/smell smoky?...have a smoky flat??

A lot of the slimmer EE girls do and I find it a bit of a turn-off as I'm a non-smoker.

Yes, they do, but they smoke out of the window.  Their flat is still smoky, so beware of that if it's important for you not to have the smell of smoke on your clothes. 

I think they were moving between flats last few days so maybe not available until they have set up at their new place. When I saw Mia a couple of weeks ago she said they were moving but still will be in or very near wembley.

Maybe try again next few days

When I spoke to Mia she was planning to move on Sunday or Monday, so that may be why.  They weren't planning to go home yet though. 




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I saw Mia today...walked away completely drained, saw her in a basement flat in Bayswater/Notting Hill.

Word of warning, she is moving on back to Eastbourne tomorrow and then back to Hungary with no fixed date on a return. I'm gonna miss these escapades with her. By far the best OWO and rimming I have ever had.

Larry

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They sound fantastic..  :hi: for the tip. Shall keep a look out.

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Looks like they're returning for February.

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Looks like they're returning for February.

 :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:  Any info yet on where they will be based?

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Ohh my word I have been awaiting their return for ages now. This had made my day and I suspect....my month!!!

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Seems like they are officially back.  Which lucky bugger will see them first?

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Seems like they are officially back.  Which lucky bugger will see them first?

had an email back today from Mia - They are back in London and moving in today so should be up and running within the next day or so.
They will be based in and around swiss cottage area.

She will update her profile asap she told me with post code and prices etc. I have requested an early meet with both girls as a 3some so waiting on the agreed dates and time to be confirmed when they have finished unpacking

Happy Days

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had an email back today from Mia

She's yet to read mine.  :cry:

Thanks for the update.

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She's yet to read mine.  :cry:

Thanks for the update.

I sent it on their blondies AW profile as the profile was logged in today

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Wonder if they have brought their dog along too.

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These two made me travel for two hours, only to blank me when I got to their location. I later saw them walking their dog.

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These two made me travel for two hours, only to blank me when I got to their location. I later saw them walking their dog.

You confirmed a booking and a time, then they didn't fore fill  the agreement?  is this new or from this review>

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25724.0

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You confirmed a booking and a time, then they didn't fore fill  the agreement?  is this new or from this review>

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=25724.0

It is from that review, yes.

I had seen them twice prior to that incident. I was incredibly pissed off.

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Oh shit. Wish I had not logged in now. Looks like I'll miss this months mortgage and go and see these two again. Great fun ahead.

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These two made me travel for two hours, only to blank me when I got to their location. I later saw them walking their dog.

Damn, that fucking sucks. I almost gave in and visited them last night, but sense got the better of me.

If I travelled that far and got fucked about, 'disappointed' would be an understatement.

Fortunately they're moving closer to civilisation this weekend ... Swiss Cottage. ;)

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I saw them both on Thirsday night at this dingy flat in N12 ( prior to the Swiss cottage move). Flat was cramped but level of service was excellent. My favourite part, being balls deep in Mia pumping away then stop (and while still inside her) getting Misha to rim me.  :wackogirl:

Drove me absolutely insane! Are these girls the hottest pit there? No. Are they the best value for money? At 160 for the hour for both of them...ohh hell yes!! Hands down the best oral service I have ever received!

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I saw them both on Thirsday night at this dingy flat in N12 ( prior to the Swiss cottage move). Flat was cramped but level of service was excellent. My favourite part, being balls deep in Mia pumping away then stop (and while still inside her) getting Misha to rim me.  :wackogirl:

Drove me absolutely insane! Are these girls the hottest pit there? No. Are they the best value for money? At 160 for the hour for both of them...ohh hell yes!! Hands down the best oral service I have ever received!

Nice post hope to see them later this month - Mia stars is £90 ph which is great VFM but to have a 3some for an extra £70 is IMO even better.

Both girls are actual GF's and have been together for at least 2-3 years - Have seen Mia solo 3-4 times and also as a 3some twice in 2013/2014.

Have to see them again before they go back home as not sure when they will be back!!

Thanks for the update - Good that they are still delivering

 :hi:

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I saw them both on Thirsday night at this dingy flat in N12 ( prior to the Swiss cottage move). Flat was cramped but level of service was excellent. My favourite part, being balls deep in Mia pumping away then stop (and while still inside her) getting Misha to rim me.  :wackogirl:

Drove me absolutely insane! Are these girls the hottest pit there? No. Are they the best value for money? At 160 for the hour for both of them...ohh hell yes!! Hands down the best oral service I have ever received!

Do you know if they are still in N12 or now in swiss cottage as their AW profile as 2 different areas? Mia Stars in different to the Blondies profile?

Perhaps not changed the area on both?

Any one want to clarify where they are now?

Thank you

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Was booked in for Friday pm but I offered to postpone when I got a text in the morning saying they were still not sure where they'd be later on.  I got the feeling they'd have cancelled me anyway - sounded like the flat thing was proving tricky - so this way I earn a bit of goodwill and still had enough time to sort out a plan B.  Now rescheduled for next week.  I haven't met them before so I am quite excited...

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Was booked in for Friday pm but I offered to postpone when I got a text in the morning saying they were still not sure where they'd be later on.  I got the feeling they'd have cancelled me anyway - sounded like the flat thing was proving tricky - so this way I earn a bit of goodwill and still had enough time to sort out a plan B.  Now rescheduled for next week.  I haven't met them before so I am quite excited...

S

Thanks for the info - It could be that they are still looking for a flat in NW3?

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For me, it was the fact that they are soooo into each other that was the biggest turn on.
Hugely erotic watching Mia clamp Misha's face into her pussy whilst cumming hard was supremely erotic! 
No faking at all...... HotAsFuck  :P

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They are in the NW3 area now. I have booked a day off work next week to see them. 1 hour PSE threesome and then 6 hours to recover

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They are in the NW3 area now. I have booked a day off work next week to see them. 1 hour PSE threesome and then 6 hours to recover

Thanks for the update - would like to see a review - Also looking at the AW feed back they were seen already yesterday perhaps

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Do these girls...smoke?...taste/smell smoky?...have a smoky flat??

A lot of the slimmer EE girls do and I find it a bit of a turn-off as I'm a non-smoker.

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I hate smokers and a smoky flat too and apart from my dick now pointing hard in their direction my other senses are crying out NO!!!

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I Know Mia Stars smokes when I saw her last year but not sure about her GF and also not sure about the smell if any in the new flat

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They both smoke. I don't but it didn't put me off. I saw them last in 2013 so it's a long time for me and I really can't wait to see them again.

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Seriously tempted by them... But they use lyca 07424 numbers which aren't included in free minutes so calling them is a bit more costly than it could be. Hmm...