Orkid - Chelmsford TOFTT

[SirSpank-a-Lot]

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60 minutes - £120

Services:
OWO
Fingering
Sex with condom
Anal not possible


A few weeks ago I met with Orkid and, as I have good recent reviews on AW, a deposit was not required.

Comms:  All done via text and easy to find flat in Melbourne.

Location:  Run down inside and smelt of cigarettes.

Physically:  This is where things started to go wrong.  Facially she is 3/10 for me.  The photos on AW suggest a size 12 figure with a bit of a waist.  No.  More like size 14-16 with a barrel of a body - waists are meant to go in, not out.

The meet:  So I was disappointed when I saw her physically but I thought, £120 for an hour with all services could be good.  Well I was wrong.  Her oral was poor, did nothing for me.  Her hand technique was dire.  I was worried I might get friction burns at the rate she was going at it.  She was enthusiastic during sex but wasn't keen to change positions and anal was not possible.

Really bad punt for me.

Hopefully I can save others the disappointment.

[Hobbies]

Thanks for the info, I saw Orkid a few years ago, sounds like the only thing that’s changed is her size, the flat was a tip and the smell of cigarettes was overpowering, a problem for me as no one in our family smoked so my smoked up clothes was not good, she did used to give good services but even that has gone.

Is the cat still there??

[SirSpank-a-Lot]

No cat was seen and she didn't mention any pets.

[Hackneylad1]

Thanks for review as was thinking of a booking - photos looked good.

Smell of smoking and no waist just belly means a real no no for me.

[SirSpank-a-Lot]

Glad to be of assistance.

The photo above my avatar of a lady in white underwear is nothing, and I mean NOTHING, like her.

Must be a different person or when she was 10 years younger.

The photo where she is lying down with black hair is her but much smaller in size.  Imagine that belly a couple of dress sizes bigger and much bigger thighs - that is her today.

I'm looking for a different type of lady for my next punt.  Review to follow if it goes ahead this week.

[fatboy]

Thanks for review as was thinking of a booking - photos looked good.

Smell of smoking and no waist just belly means a real no no for me.

+1 from me also SirSpanky, she was on my (dwindling) HL as well but as Queen sang 'another one bites the dust "