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2 review(s) for this service provider (AdultWork - 1739565) (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


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I'm hanging up my boots.  Not had a decent punt for ages and no longer willing to spend the hard earned.  The rot really started with Barbie my first punt where I wished I'd just had a wank at home and wiped up with £20 notes. This was a while back.

Coms before meet ok, but I suspect I was talking to someone else, asked for a tit wank.  Location New build flats off Peffermill road, no light in the hall pitch black, a bit disconcerting. Room smelt of cat shit, towel on the bed and a well fucked mattress, like a sack of springs.  Fee £65 for a half hour didn't have change so i gave her £70.  Going through the motions BJ, proceeded rapidly to intercourse at which point a monstrous stench arose from her vagina, like pilchards left out in the sun.  I'm a gentleman so glad of the sheath I pressed on and came to the sounds of her unconvincing sex noises.  After a brief rest I though I'd stir up the stink again, I can normally manage x2 in a half hour, after a minute or 2 of ardent pumping, she told me to hurry up as time was nearly up, dispirited I gave up.  Got dressed went for a piss, bathroom floor was soaking slipped, foot skidded across floor into a litter tray full of cat shit, cut my toe.  Left, got back to the car, from leaving the car walking 50 yards doing all of the above then walking back to the car 17 minutes had gone by.  Time still wasn't up, but I thought it prudent to head home and give the old man a good wash and attend to my wounded toe.  Never got the tit wank either.

Positives, I'd kind of always wanted a go on porn star tits, ticked that off now.


2 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

Uh? Her flat probably has dust mites too. :(

Offline Akerso

lmfao, sorry you had such a shit time (pun intended) but that made me laugh! pretty sure i have read more than a few bad comments about this one, thanks for the review.

lmfao, sorry you had such a shit time (pun intended) but that made me laugh! pretty sure i have read more than a few bad comments about this one, thanks for the review.

You're welcome glad you found it funny. I'd find it funny if it wasn't my life, feels good to find place to tell this "shit".

Offline Akerso

You took it like a champ!

Its a great place to let off steam.

Have a good dig through the reviews and try to find a decent punt before you hang up the boots.

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

Maybe some girls fake it because they don't like the "job" much. I guess they all cannot pretend they love it, but I do get your point. Also, if you think she smelled down there, I'd have probably just left. There's a lot of nasty bacteria that could give you something unpleasant.

dont under estimate catshit.  Look waht happened to the guy on Trainspotting :vomit:

Offline JB1969

Have I missed something?  Where did cat shit come into it? lol
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline pilgrim

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1739565

I'm hanging up my boots.  Not had a decent punt for ages and no longer willing to spend the hard earned.  The rot really started with Barbie my first punt where I wished I'd just had a wank at home and wiped up with £20 notes. This was a while back.

Coms before meet ok, but I suspect I was talking to someone else, asked for a tit wank.  Location New build flats off Peffermill road, no light in the hall pitch black, a bit disconcerting. Room smelt of cat shit, towel on the bed and a well fucked mattress, like a sack of springs.  Fee £65 for a half hour didn't have change so i gave her £70.  Going through the motions BJ, proceeded rapidly to intercourse at which point a monstrous stench arose from her vagina, like pilchards left out in the sun.  I'm a gentleman so glad of the sheath I pressed on and came to the sounds of her unconvincing sex noises.  After a brief rest I though I'd stir up the stink again, I can normally manage x2 in a half hour, after a minute or 2 of ardent pumping, she told me to hurry up as time was nearly up, dispirited I gave up.  Got dressed went for a piss, bathroom floor was soaking slipped, foot skidded across floor into a litter tray full of cat shit, cut my toe.  Left, got back to the car, from leaving the car walking 50 yards doing all of the above then walking back to the car 17 minutes had gone by.  Time still wasn't up, but I thought it prudent to head home and give the old man a good wash and attend to my wounded toe.  Never got the tit wank either.

Positives, I'd kind of always wanted a go on porn star tits, ticked that off now.

Second line of second paragraph in OP.


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Offline JB1969

Second line of second paragraph in OP.

I would be out of there, how can you live in a room that smells of cat shit.
Banning reason: Accused and highly suspected of being "DeliciousMsDee" prossie posing as punter

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

I'd considered getting a cat. I just bought a book on cats on Amazon. But yes - they have shit that will stink. Apparently, some protein in their saliva can give people allergic reactions. I've had allergies to Burmese cats my sister owned.

Maybe some girls fake it because they don't like the "job" much. I guess they all cannot pretend they love it, but I do get your point. Also, if you think she smelled down there, I'd have probably just left. There's a lot of nasty bacteria that could give you something unpleasant.

I was balls deep before the stink hit me, with her legs closed it wan't obvious initially.

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

Could be a yeast infection. You're brave going ahead with it, though! :)

I punted with her a while back now and I have to say I had the same experience, although minus the foot injury.
I had booked for an hour and was only told when I arrived that it was now only a 30 minute job, I got a half hearted "massage" followed by the placing of the aforementioned towel on the worn mattress. Before having some run of the mill oral and an at most 5 minutes inside of her, by which time I was feeling as if I had overstayed my welcome, pulled out and fucked off. Stay away for sure.

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

If there's an unpleasant smell, you'd do best to get checked.

Offline Marmalade

Not noticed any smell on her but not cute enough for DATY/RO. The influence of those two slot-machine EEs (that claim to be British) is probably showing - they shared a flat for long enough. She would be ok in desperation but why bother when there are attractive options? She was probably prettier working in the sauna and less hyped.

Offline Kaffeine Monsta

A lot of the ladies on Adult Work tell lies and put up deceptive photos, but you seem like a veteran punter who knows when that's the case so it's good you can spot them.

Offline pieman99

I notice Barbie is back under a new name -scottish glam barbie
Apparently been on holiday for 7 months? Seems a bit bizarre.
I have seen her before and thought she was decent?  Not sure now. Thoughts?

Offline Argento79

Saw her a while ago when she was just off Great Junction Street.  15 min quickie is about as much as she's worth.  No evidence of the aforementioned aromas I have to say  :)




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