So, after reading that she had only ever had one negative review I was gobsmacked
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=251446.0Please note this is from around 10 years ago before the knowledge I have gained from this forum. It wont have massive detail as I can hardly remember what I watched on tv last night sometimes. But I will try recap the horrors that are scarred in my memory.
The '
lady' in question
External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyI have no idea why she only has one bad review, she is a complete waste of of fucking time, air and space. Despite us all hiding behind a non identifiable persona on here maybe she is that disgusting we have all been too embarrassed to admit seeing her naked in the flesh? Fuck knows. But ill put this right just in case further warning is needed.
Her claims of her age being in her 30s are pathetic. A decade ago I would be being very kind on saying she was 49. Her age then likely started with a 5. She has been claiming she is Peter fucking pan for years.
The girl is also deluded. I recall there being 30 year old photos of herself on all the walls where she is in modelling poses. She was no looker back then. Rough as fuck 10 years ago (She looked quite manly) and fuck knows what state she is in now.
It may sound like I am being nasty so far with an attack on her physical appearance. But it's justified. Her attitude fucking stinks. She thinks she is doing you a favour by you giving her money to do her job. And the delusions of beauty from that rough as fuck reflection staring back at her in the mirror come across in a really bad way.
Her service was one of the worst I had. I'd say worst than stinky miserable Layla of stapleford. At least with her it was pump, shoot and run. But with Bling you hand over the money and have to endure a painful one way conversation of her talking about herself. I think the years of substance abuse has not done her mind any favours. She just reminded me of an annoying little yappy dog that will not shut up. Yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap, yap. Just shut the fuck up love
Her oral consisting of her putting her mouth near my cock while she pulled my cock this way and that with her hand. This was not working so condom on over my semi and I asked her to get on top. Nope, too much fucking work that. Missionary only.
While I was trying to get harder and build up a rythem the phone went. She jumps up and answers it to another punter. I think this happened a couple of times. But the couple of things I definitely do remember is her telling me about the gents on the phone straight after including a lot of personal details and their sexual likes. And also while she was on the phone to them making wanker gestures and other pleasantries towards me with her hands about them.
Can't remember how long exactly I stayed for but I remember giving up and fucking off home. Usually I'd go home to have a wank when this happens but I think I just showered and went to the pub.
Admin please feel free to delete if you don't think a 10 year old review is appropriate. But after writing that I am surprised how much I'm able to recall. It must have been bad .
Trust me. If her photos are not bad enough to put you off anyway the stay away. Her attitude is disgusting
For those that are still willing to try see her a short summary of services to be had
The girl - Deluded. Can't be arsed. Years of subastance misuse have ckearly not been kind to her
DFK - No fucking chance I was attempting that
OWO - Too much hard work to actual put any effort in to do this
Positions - none. Couldn't get going
Cost - Cheap but still too much as she delivered next to fuck all
Would I return - Never! She thinks she is peter pan while she looks more like Peter Stringfellow
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