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Author Topic: Ever log on to Adultwork and .. ?  (Read 3631 times)

Offline Deed

 then leave with a complete boner kill ?! Happens to me all the time, my search area (Southampton, Fareham, Portsmouth, Gosport) is full of profiles of either HUGE BBW women with extreme close ups of their nasty pussies, or foreign chicks.

Portsmouth is literally 50% Eastern European now and then the rest are chavvy girls who don't look like they'd offer a decent service.

It seems like I log onto AW now and end up just watching a couple of the latest videos from some of my hotlist. I miss the old days guys !
« Last Edit: February 27, 2014, 06:21:33 PM by Deed »

Offline Hellraiser

A good 99% of whores look like fucking roadkill. That is not an exagerration. London, especially, has an overwhelming number of whores who look worse than dogs. You wouldn't look twice at most of them if you walked past them in the street.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. A whore who looks like a 9 out of 10 on Adultwork is worth no more than a 5 out of 10 in the real world. The vast majority of whores are very average, plain, indistinguishable looking women.

Offline vorian

then leave with a complete boner kill ?! Happens to me all the time, my search area (Southampton, Fareham, Portsmouth, Gosport) is full of profiles of either HUGE BBW women with extreme close ups of their nasty pussies, or foreign chicks.

Portsmouth is literally 50% Eastern European now and then the rest are chavvy girls who don't look like they'd offer a decent service.

It seems like I log onto AW now and end up just watching a couple of the latest videos from some of my hotlist. I miss the old days guys !

Instead of looking at AW why not have a look at the South East review section on here and see if you get any ideas. Worth a shot  :hi:
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Offline Deed

yes .. good call. I need to branch out . I've been at it for about 6 years now and have only ever really used AW.

Offline Jimmyredcab

Adultwork is full of lowlife dogs ------- apart from Michelle Independent obviously.  :hi:

Offline CoolTiger

Adultwork is full of lowlife dogs ------- apart from Michelle Independent obviously.  :hi:

Link please

Offline vorian

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Adultwork is full of lowlife dogs ------- apart from Michelle Independent obviously.  :hi:

Are you touting?  :hi:


Offline Festisio

Tell me about it.  I have a saved search on AW that returns 3700 results and I still can't find a puntable specimen for this weekend.

Tell me about it.  I have a saved search on AW that returns 3700 results and I still can't find a puntable specimen for this weekend.

Just the problem I'm finding too.  Surely it wasn't always like this if I remember correctly?

Offline SirFrank

I remember being in Liverpool with work a few years ago and logged online to see if there was any local scuff worth gunning. I gave up after the first page. There was a girl with a gunt and homemade tattoos and some bird with a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I settled for some DIY and an early night
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I remember being in Liverpool with work a few years ago and logged online to see if there was any local scuff worth gunning. I gave up after the first page. There was a girl with a gunt and homemade tattoos and some bird with a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I settled for some DIY and an early night

SirFrank; your descriptive powers are, with respect, wasted on here! :lol:  You're a fooking star!!

Offline CBPaul

then leave with a complete boner kill ?! Happens to me all the time, my search area (Southampton, Fareham, Portsmouth, Gosport) is full of profiles of either HUGE BBW women with extreme close ups of their nasty pussies, or foreign chicks.

Portsmouth is literally 50% Eastern European now and then the rest are chavvy girls who don't look like they'd offer a decent service.

It seems like I log onto AW now and end up just watching a couple of the latest videos from some of my hotlist. I miss the old days guys !

Yes, lots !

One pic of a rancid fanny and I hit the close button.

As for a munter trying to look sexy and seductive, well they only go further up the munter scale as far as I'm concerned. Jesus, a picture of a hound in an ill fitting baby doll puckering her lips looks exactly as it is - a dog stuck in a washing line chewing a wasp.
 
The ones that realise that no matter how hard you try, you can't polish a turd, and just have a couple of nondescript face free pics are far less offensive to my breakfast and my desire to punt. 

Offline LL

SirFrank; your descriptive powers are, with respect, wasted on here! :lol:  You're a fooking star!!
Does anyone else read Sir Frank's posts with Mike Reid's voice in their head?! :)
He does write great replies.  If only I knew what he meant half the time.  Gunt for example!

Offline vorian

Does anyone else read Sir Frank's posts with Mike Reid's voice in their head?! :)
He does write great replies.  If only I knew what he meant half the time.  Gunt for example!

Yep after a while  of reading anyones posts I think people subconsciously put a voice to the avatar. SirFrank is Mike Reid to me anyway.

Hellraiser is definitely Steven Berkoff.  :D
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Offline a10

Gunt: a gut merging into a cunt to produce a swollen, mangled "punched liver" effect. Much in the same manner as a Cankle where the fat of the calf meets the fat of the ankle to blur the distinction between the two.

Hope this helps  :hi:

And yes, I think we all read SirFrank's posts in the late, great Mr Reid's voice.

Offline ciscoxxx69

I remember being in Liverpool with work a few years ago and logged online to see if there was any local scuff worth gunning. I gave up after the first page. There was a girl with a gunt and homemade tattoos and some bird with a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I settled for some DIY and an early night

F*ck me.....FFS - I've only just stopped laughing SirFrank. Priceless :drinks:

Offline LL

Gunt: a gut merging into a cunt to produce a swollen, mangled "punched liver" effect. Much in the same manner as a Cankle where the fat of the calf meets the fat of the ankle to blur the distinction between the two.

Hope this helps  :hi:
Yes, that clarifies it thank you.  Although I do wish I hadn't asked :)

Offline Daffodil

Does anyone else read Sir Frank's posts with Mike Reid's voice in their head?! :)
He does write great replies.  If only I knew what he meant half the time.  Gunt for example!

Given that he has a picture of Mike Reid for his avatar and is called Sir Frank I don't think that's too much of a stretch... :rolleyes:

Offline Daffodil

I frequently open adultwork, do a quick search and think, 'fuck it' within a minute.

Occasionally I'm in Stoke, AW tends to last about ten seconds then.

Online Shyboy

I remember being in Liverpool with work a few years ago and logged online to see if there was any local scuff worth gunning. I gave up after the first page. There was a girl with a gunt and homemade tattoos and some bird with a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I settled for some DIY and an early night

any local scuff worth gunning  hahaha  :lol: never heard that, very funny

Offline k

I remember being in Liverpool with work a few years ago and logged online to see if there was any local scuff worth gunning. I gave up after the first page. There was a girl with a gunt and homemade tattoos and some bird with a fanny like a butchers dustbin. I settled for some DIY and an early night
My, that sounds offal  :vomit:



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