On a visit to Swindon so decided to visit orientalhealthymassage.co.uk on Commercial Rd.
Arrived about 1930hrs on a wet and windy evening. Inside, met at the desk by a lovely Thai lady who's name I forget. Probably in her 40's. Payed £40 for an hour and was led upstairs following a nice pert behind.
Into the room and asked to strip. The room is pretty basic, proper massage table, shower and mood lighting. I'd showered before I arrived so undressed and led down. A few minutes later, the masseuse returned put some music on and started the massage. To be honest it wasn't all that good. Baby oil instead of anything professional and a pretty poor technique. She seemed to use one hand at a time with the other just held against the body. Nothing in the way of CC swipes or anything other that suggested more. She then wiped most of the oil off with paper towel.
The phone she used to play mood music seemed to be playing the same song on loop but interspersed with snipets from movies and adverts. She also left the room a couple of times and was also talking briefly to her colleague (who I'd seen on the landing and looked pretty tasty).
20 odd minutes of this then asked to turn over. On my back, she asked if I wanted extra. B2B was £40 but we agreed £30. She undressed to her knickers and sort of led on me, occasionally nuzzling into my neck. Bit weird. She did have a fairly good figure with small boobs topped by enormous nipples, probably a good inch long. I'm a really sucker for big nips (no pun intended) and she was nice and reactive as I sucked and licked. After a while she sat up on the side of the table with her back to me and began a slow, soft massage around my cock. This was the highlight and better than a lot of rub and tugs I've had. Her position meant I could carry on playing with her tits from behind.
On the wall was a mirror which I realised was positioned so that I could see the action from a third person perspective - nice.
The inevitable happened and I popped, a real good one too. She cleaned me up with tissue, dressed and then continued to massage my neck for the remaining time.
Dressed, paid up the remaining £30 and headed off back into the rain.
Would I return, possibly. It's the right balance of seedy although the massage was a bit crap, the HR was top notch.
For those local, it's the one on the right heading up Commercial Rd towards Morrison, not the one on the left.
cheers
boozer
