The Lady in question:
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External Link/Members OnlySERVICE: HandJob / Cock worship / Edging / Tongue Tease**** Advertised... Not delivered.
PRICE: £60 - 30-40 Minutes
VENUE: 7/10: Travel Lodge Central - Southampton. Generic Hotel, right in the city centre, and easy enough to get to and can access the rooms via a door quite close to reception but without needing to talk to them.
COMMS: 7/10: Messaged on AW day before. Replied promptly, answered my questions and gave a phone number to contact her on via text. Did so at time of meet and replied promptly with directions.
LOOKS: 5/10: Pictures are accurate. Not much of a looker (in my opinion). But usually with this type of service looks are not important but technique is, Sadly in this case, both where shite.
SERVICE: 0/10
Where to begin, honestly. I was travelling for a work meeting so decided to see what was about. Came across HH's profile and after seeing the AW reviews and a description of her service decided a decent handjob / edging session sounded good. Comms where good, easy and straight to the point and all was booked. Due to travelling i didnt know the exact time i would be there, but she was happy with "around 5-6pm". I arrived at the central travel lodge in southampton and was given instructions on how to get in. Walked in the front door and took the door to the lifts / stairs without a card. Got to her floor and waited in the hallway as the door through needed a key card. She opened the door and i followed her to the room. She was nice enough and made small talk. I popped into the bathroom for a quick shower and when coming out was almost rushed onto the bed and told to lay down and get comfortable.
I laid down naked and she sat cross legged next to me, whipped off her top to reveal some saggy boobs and started un-enthusiastically playing with my old chap. Few touches of the balls but was fairly robotic and extremely dry / almost painful. When i didnt rise to the occasion quick enough she just started to speed up basically just stretching him out lol. I laid down trying my hardest to relax and get fully hard. This was NOT the relaxing cock and ball massage party i was expecting. Absolutely NOTHING of what is mentioned on her profile was delivered. Eventually i got hard and she just got faster and faster basically trying to keep me up or end it.
After about 20 minutes of this awkward, fleshy and flacid dance i had to ask her for oil. I was hoping if the situation downstairs didn't resemble trying to start a fire with a stick in Ghandi's flip flop it might go a bit better. I was wrong. After being drowned in an oil that i can only describe as smelling like the sick of someone that has eaten nothing but Parma Violets all day the handjob turned into the worst five knuckle shuffle ive ever had.
I lost my hard on again and after a few more minutes she said; "I dont think you are going to cum"... Yeah, NO SHIT SHERLOCK. This was the worst punt i have ever had and the first time i walked away feeling like i had completely wasted my £60. NO Tongue tease, no edging, no decent technique, no lube or oil without having to be asked, no gloves and certainly no orgasm. Her profile proudly boasts that her record for edging someone is over 4 hours... That person now works undercover for the CIA as they know he will never give in to any torture techniques due to being able to withstand this genital massacre.
Not sure if she used to be good? Or maybe she'd had a busy day? Or maybe she just didnt like me? Either way all of those things lead to the same thing. Me walking out the door with a cock that felt like its just received 30 minutes of Chinese burns, a lighter wallet and blue balls. AVOID . AVOID. AVOID.
Driving down to Southampton i stopped at chiverely service station and happened upon a cubicle with a glory hole in it, probably should of kept my money and had a go at that instead.
Topic: Handjob_Hunnie - Southampton [Touring] (Read 2431 times)