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I go to Piccadilly about once a month, but I've never reviewed them because I invariably forget all about the experience within a day. I think of it like a punting McDonalds. Nothing bad in that, it's easy, in and out, pump and dump and for £35 even if it's a bad punt there's no real harm done. Sleezy but safe.

I'm usually in during the day time when it's quiet and usually I'm led straight to a line up, but this time everyone was busy so I had to sit in the waiting room (didn't know it was there - complete with pole, very classy  ) with a few dodgy looking, shame faced taxi drivers.

Eventually some girls arrived, a group of 3, and it was impossible to notice the rest as Misha was bellowing at the top of her voice about wanting a fuck. What the hell, I was a willing volunteer and this was a rare case of a memorable experience. American, black, I'm terrible at ages but late 20's maybe (possibly early 30s but would be well preserved), extremely loud.

Unlike the usual strictly vanilla service, she did face sitting and full kissing, all without being asked. I never bother asking for extras.

She is as mad as a box of frogs and possibly unstable; I wouldn't want to take her home if I'd just met her in a club, but for 30 minutes in a safe environment, a refreshing change from the usual.

Claims to works Sundays, Tuesdays in the day and she mentioned an evening shift but I missed the details. Maybe Thursday. But like everyone who works here, she's probably left already.

I have severe memory issues so don't be surprised if I've got her name wrong already. But you'll know if you've seen her. If you're phoning and ask for "The American", I doubt they've got any other yanks on the books. Don't phone and ask for "Eastern European claiming to be Spanish", that would be very ambiguous.

They're big, more than a handful etc, but I wouldn't say massive. They certainly swung about a bit.

You missed out there, try to get her while you can, but report back if you can. I'd like to know if she's always like that or if I caught her on a good day.

I go so infrequently, but often on the same day of the week, and the cast is always completely different, so I never get any favourites. I do have a note to review "Billie" from last month, which would be a lukewarm positive, although I wouldn't be surprised if I misheard and it's actually Millie. I'm an awful reviewer   

She (Misha) was bloody good and would still have been good with tiny tits, but I have this nagging doubt that no one can be so "up" all the time, I bet when she's in a bad mood it'll be a different story...