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External Link/Members OnlyPre-Punt Chit Chat. 5/10I was in two minds if I should review this at all but then decided there is still valuable intel for punters to work with. An early morning (very early) opportunistic punt en-route to Gatwick airport to pick up the OH. Given my route to the airport and the time my punting options were limited/virtually zero. Most pros still sleeping/fucked out from the night before. Called and agreed a time with the maid and post code texted over. Remainder of dialogue was by text as in typical Latino style everything is “extra extra baby”
Fee & VFM 8/10Paid £60 for 30 mins + £20 for OWO. After a few back n forth text messages (me requesting, maid saying extra) maid agreed to include FK in the rate.
Digs/punt room – 6/10Resi corner house approx. 5 minutes from Crystal Palace Football Ground. Not a discrete location at all. Plenty of P&D parking although there was no need for me at that time of the morning. Bathroom whilst not sparkling clean was good enough for me to have a post punt dick wash.
The Pro 7.5/10I don’t feel I can call this B&S; it’s simply just fake pics end off. Which is a shame because the pro I saw was totally fuckable and this set up should market her properly instead of being bloody lazy. Greeted me in a simple black fitted dress and flip-flops. No bra or knickers. She had to come to the gate to let me in so I had a good minute or so as I walked behind her to decide if I wanted to continue with the punt now that I knew it was fake pics. The answer was 100% yes. The booty was talking to me and saying come to me come to me it was that sweet!
Age: I rek early 20s. No make up but attractive girl next door type
5’3”
Boobs I rek DD/E with large nipples voluptuous and firm
Size 10/12, classic Brazilian shape, nice clear smooth skin, no gut, fabulous booty, wide hips, small waist
Nice eyes almost Chinese looking, shoulder length hair
The Punt 8/10So once in the room re clarified services and she said FK was extra £20 I mentioned maid convo and was about to take my phone out to show text messages but in her limited English she said it’s okay FK is fine. Went to stash the dosh in another room and heard her talking to another female in Portuguese – maybe double checking if she agreed to me eating her tongue!
Once she came back, she stripped off straight away and oh lord a tanned young thing stood before me and said to myself sometimes punts are just that; a punt …. I was naked in nano seconds and onto the action.
FK: Was full on, deep with plenty of tongue action. For some reason I got the feeling she was kinda new, she just didn’t behave like the typical hard nosed functional Brazilian. Played with my hair, face and continued to DFK whilst my hands wondered. Whilst she was sorting out my mouth my hands were all over her boobs ass body everywhere!
OWO/RO
After the wet wipe routine, a lovely early morning BJ, not PSE style but great variation, full length of the shaft, my balls, gently licking the tip and mixed it with a combo of hands/no hands. Full eye contact throughout. Got on her knees for a gentle face fuck then gradually increased the pace and she took it well. Attempted DT did not quite get there but gave it her best shot.
Back to the bed spread her legs apart for some sustained pussy eating. A very responsive clean no fishy smell pussy; perfect for eating as a replacement breakfast, rejected fingering initially but my tongue must have broken her resistance as half way through eating her pum pum slipped not one, not two but three fingers in for a mucky finger fucking session. Gentle moans and some Portuguese mutterings before I beckoned her to climb on my face to wrap up the RO session.
Sex: On with the mac and asked her to fuck me in RCG. Although by now she was very wet had difficulty taking me all in as she is reasonably tight so this position was not going to well… reverted to CG and as she was riding me, I could see her face not overly comfortable although I was enjoying what she was doing. So, switched to doggy at the edge of the bed and fucked very slowly then she started to fuck back which was the signal for me to fuck her with gusto. Slapped her booty and a bit of hair pulling. There was the odd scream and she commented on size in some of those screams but she took my dick well for a sustained fucking session before I filled the bag! Job done. We had a laugh and joke about the fuck as I headed to the bathroom to wash my dick.
AW Reviews N/ANone at the time of this review
Jerk Chik Rating: 7/10Fabulous early morning punt with what appears to either be a submissive Brazilian or a newbie. Good kisser, clean responsive pussy and a nice fuck. I have marked this as a neutral because of the fake pics although the punt itself was a strong positive.
Return: Yes, if I am in the area and I know I will be seeing the girl that this review is based on. Based on that it would have to be a Plan B punt and nothing more. If I do go back, I will raise the fake pics as I would happily book an hour with this girl despite the fact that her English is not great.
Final thing as I was heading out the gate, I hear a “amor amor” – I turned around and she was waving a credit card at me. I looked at it and said to her “darling it’s not mine must be previous customer” she said okay shrugged her shoulders and went back in.
BE CAREFUL GUYS!
