Author Topic: cumforclaire of Farnborough, Hampshire, YES!  (Read 3915 times)


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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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cumforclaire of Farnborough, Hampshire

1 Hour £150.
not cheap but worth it.

Arrangements easily made for a stop on a longer journey down the M3. House is not far from the motorway. She gave me the postcode and phone number. I hour visitor parking spots available between the residents-only parking. Called when I found one and it turned out to be right by her back door through the garden. She opened it and let me in.

So yes, she has a large tummy but in proportion, she also has larger breasts than they appear on the photo and a delectable bum. Nothing sags, all firm and huggable, slimmer arms and legs, from behind an hour-glass shape, loves her waist and sides being stroked. She is much more attractive than her discreet photo, nice hair and face, lovely smile. ‘An open countenance’. Even her tummy looks less formidable when in bed. I was welcomed with open arms.

The small modern house on an estate was clean but chaotic with domestic life and kids' toys. Went for a pee to be sure before paying, yes clean. Handed over a bag of cherries with the £ which earned me a nice kiss and off with our clothes.

Vertical snogging led to an immediate horizontally hard Mister Happy nuzzling her apertures. Onto the bed and as it had turned cold we snuggled under the duvet for a while until I had relaxed from my work and travels. Snog, snog, snog, suck, suck, suck, on firm responsive nipples. Oral both ways, and we were well away into the sensual opposite of never-never land.

This is a speedy account of a slow mutual seduction. I introduced her to YES! External Link/Members Only, The full YES product range – Natural, certified organic personal lubricants, vaginal moisturisers & intimate washes. I used a water-based natural lubricant to help me get my fingers in and out as she liked fingering. I did it for ages and ages as she really really liked it. She sucked for England until I had to stop her. YES helped Mister Happy slide in easily.

Then a moment or two of indecision, she asked me for mish with her legs up or doggy. Woof, woof please but she needed a pillow under her knees to get to the right height. YES helped Mister Happy slide in easily. In I went and admired her amazing great bum and thighs as I slid in and out for ages and ages, to a great climax.

Rested, wiped, chatted, and toddled out into the car and summer rain.






« Last Edit: June 07, 2019, 01:07:44 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline advent2016

barebacker! Not wanting to judge, but not for me. For a BJ I'd like a pretty girl.

Offline finn5555

barebacker! Not wanting to judge, but not for me. For a BJ I'd like a pretty girl.

Why comment  :dash: :dash: we know that HP has a certain type and prefers bareback.

Offline Fuzzyduck

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Why comment  :dash: :dash: we know that HP has a certain type and prefers bareback.

I tend to agree, but look at the price, chap. Look at the price.

Offline finn5555

I tend to agree, but look at the price, chap. Look at the price.

Its up to HP what he wants to pay some idiots on here are happy to pay £200 + an hour  :crazy: :crazy:

Offline dubhcarr

I tend to agree, but look at the price, chap. Look at the price.

and look at the picture.....

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Its up to HP what he wants to pay some idiots on here are happy to pay £200 + an hour  :crazy: :crazy:
£150 is my max.
I do not often get the chance to travel south for a real housewife away from the cities.

Offline Bonker

Seems like a good price to me.
Where else can you get 4 Michelin tyres for £150?

HP - did you get your tracking done as well?

Offline HawkG

Fair point, £ for lb, she’s pretty cheap.

 :vomit:

Offline iowblah

This guy on some kind of commission with that Lube company?  :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

This guy on some kind of commission with that Lube company?  :lol:
I simple prefer this natural product to the chemicals that the ladies have. Also there is no lingering odour. And I assume that not too many guys here know about it.

Offline HawkG

I simple prefer this natural product to the chemicals that the ladies have. Also there is no lingering odour. And I assume that not too many guys here know about it.

Mate, lube-wise, "natural product" is what women naturally produce when you get 'em aroused.  Maybe you're not familiar with it.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Mate, lube-wise, "natural product" is what women naturally produce when you get 'em aroused.  Maybe you're not familiar with it.
indeed, but sarcasm does not work on me. Of course ladies produce their own lube but prolonged fingering can dry it up and it helps also to get the pinky into the rear end. Some ladies then do better with lube for external rubbing up and down, and if they are small or tight. Try it and see for yourself.

If you are a wanker it helps also!