External Link/Members OnlyWoke up with the horn this morning so thought I'd check out who was available and Demi caught my eye so called her, she asked if I wanted the anal play or GFE to which I replied GFE and she asked if I was aware that she only does OW, which I was so made a booking.
On arrival was greeted by a nice friendly lady although I would say she's late 30's maybe early 40's but in my opinion defo not 32. Flat was tidy enough and was lead into the bedroom where I handed over the £80 and got undressed and into bed where we started a bit of kissing (no tongue) and caressing, ok so far.... and she then procedes to get a condom and passes it to me to put on saying "I can never figure out how to put them on" so I sleeve up and she then starts with the BJ which basically consisted of her bobbing her head up and down whilst my cock was in her mouth, very little alternating in technique or speed and after about 5mins of this she asks " can you cum from a covered bj?) which I only can if it's a great one, which this wasn't so politely just said no, only through sex, but before sex I wanted to give her some RO (as this is my favourite part of punting) so we changed positions and she is clean shaven and clean so off I went but after about 2-3mins she jumps up and says "let's be having you" so get into bed at which point I realized the rubber I was wearing has come off and this where it all goes to shit...
She finds the condom and passes it to me to put back on, which isn't happening so ask her for another one, to which she replies " I don't have any more, I usually only do anal play" and she then puts the condom back on tries to to suck some life back into my now pretty limp knob which isn't working and she says "I can give you a oily HJ if you like, to which I replied " I didn't pay £80 for a HJ, but ok if I get some money back) and her response was to try and roll the johnny on and says " it will stay on, let's try" obviously indicating she's not prepared to do the HJ and refund me part so i thought I'd try and salvage it and got on top but my dick was having none of it so i got out of bed and got dressed saying in a sarcastic tone " well that was a waste of £80" said no more and walked out.
Now comes the weird part...
As I'm driving home I get a txt msg saying she rushed home to see me as I seemed nice but that I'm a horrible man, a danger to women and the only way I'll get laid is to fuck myself and that she was nothing but polite n lovely and I responded saying she's deluded, provided a mediocre service at best, having only 1 condom is inexcusable and to think I'd be happy to pay 80 for a HJ takes the piss and at no time whatsoever did I raise my voice, intimidate you or act inappropriately in anyway and if that makes me a danger to women, you have a lot to learn" and left it at that, I then get a reply saying " I told you You fucking moron I mainly anal play and massage (she asked if I wanted anal play or gfe when I called) and she would have given me some money back if I had not had a shitty attitude and then procedes to say unless I apologise and realise I was wrong she relatives in the police and not to bother replying unless I apologise, so i obviously didn't reply and then got another text saying I forgot, she rushed back to see me and she doesn't do the GFE often and how she was a nice and polite woman and I shouldn't book anyone else as I have no manners and every bloke she has seen has returned or had good things to say and to not bother replying, which once again I obviously have not.
CONCLUSION
A deluded sp who is obviously a lot more comfortable and experienced at just providing anal play whilst she advertises GFE on her profile and asked me if I wanted this or anal play and I cant argue she was nice n polite, but if I wanted nice n polite I would have gone to the Ritz for afternoon tea and her texts to me indicates she may have some issues, so in conclusion to this rather long winded saga:
Comms: Great
Age: In my opinion understated
Service: Terrible
Personality: Nice n polite
VFM: Not in a million years
WIR: See above
