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Author Topic: Best Lapdance in Scotland?  (Read 25935 times)

Offline bigmike32

Its good advice i would see scottishbjqueen again as her flat is in that area but her comms are non existant now. I will be going to the westen on tuesday so im thinking of popping into blair street sauna after.

Offline Marmalade

Never get any extras or is it not worth even thinking about 😂 Is the western the only one open during the day?
I once had a girl go fucking crazy at me for tactfully asking. Thought she was the Queen of fucking Sheba. Started ranting in a loud angry voice that she was an 'exotic dancer' not a prostitute and what did I think she was (could have told her but didn't fancy having my eyes scratched out that day). One of the girls gave me a slightly better dance one time when I had decided to waste a bit more moolah but not like the old days when you could get a proper feel occasionally. Friendly bar. Overpriced drinks.

I remember many moons ago when I was a student and the Western had an aroma of stale beer and bleach that I used to get chips on my way home from the Grassmarket, and get a pint while I ate them and got my cheap jollies.

Hard to think the current Western is infinitely classier than it was in the 80s.

I once had a girl go fucking crazy at me for tactfully asking. Thought she was the Queen of fucking Sheba. Started ranting in a loud angry voice that she was an 'exotic dancer' not a prostitute and what did I think she was (could have told her but didn't fancy having my eyes scratched out that day). One of the girls gave me a slightly better dance one time when I had decided to waste a bit more moolah but not like the old days when you could get a proper feel occasionally. Friendly bar. Overpriced drinks.

I had one dancer ask me, what is it I like about coming to here, Diamond Dolls Glasgow; so started about various venues I have been to, and how far the dance went.  Eventually started talking about the clubs in Italy, and the extras you could get; at this point the dancer became more curious about this

Explained you booked a private dance, and for €50 you would get a 15 min Private dance.  Any extras you wanted, would take the form of tipping, any time I wanted something, like a grope, I would put a €20 on the table, and then I would grope the European dancer.  The dancer knew if she stopped me doing this, then she wouldn't get any more tips, and I would move on to another dancer

Most times €20 tip would be enough for what you wanted to do, but if you wanted her to play with your cock, you would end up haggling, and most time the dancer would agree to your offer, maybe €30-40, and considering your time would soon be up, the girl would want to lose that tip

So the girl in diamond dolls, we arranged a vip dance, think at the time it was £100 for 30 min's, she gave me one hell of a lap dance, even slipping her hand into my trouser pocket, even to the point I asked her, do you ever get asked abut extras, she told me sometimes, but never got annoyed, she told me its part of the trade, some dancers will some wont

Offline GraysonD

£100 for 30 minutes I'd be wanting extras for that 😂 Could probably get a decent hour punt for that much

Offline ickydicky

£100 for 30 minutes I'd be wanting extras for that 😂 Could probably get a decent hour punt for that much

Agreed. Complete waste of money
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Offline auldie63

£100 for a bloody lapdance! Some twats really do have more money than sense.
No flamin' wonder some of the little princesses think their pussies are platinum.

Offline bigmike32

Was in the western bar this afternoon 7 girls on today a good day was had.

Offline seldom

Does anybody know if Sandra from Siberia still works in the Western Bar? Used to visit quite regularly and she is gorgeous.

Offline ickydicky

Does anybody know if Sandra from Siberia still works in the Western Bar? Used to visit quite regularly and she is gorgeous.


gimme peace. in fact gie us aw peace
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Offline auldie63

Does anybody know if Sandra from Siberia still works in the Western Bar? Used to visit quite regularly and she is gorgeous.
Is wee Sandra still working behind the bar? Always fancied her but no chance.

Offline ickydicky

there are a few barmaids in partick i drool over. but after splashing all over lucylonglegs face i can relax and enjoy the bevy. which is what i am off to do soon.
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Offline bigmike32

Not been to western bar in ages and everytime ive been its been a barman/manager who is sound as anything. A couple of the dancers take turns behind the bar i think. Need to get back soon and see if there is any tasty new dancers around.

Not been to western bar in ages and everytime ive been its been a barman/manager who is sound as anything. A couple of the dancers take turns behind the bar i think. Need to get back soon and see if there is any tasty new dancers around.
Aye it's been a while mainly due to the Hibees not being in SPFL and Hearts recent return. Always enjoy the western on a footy trip

Offline ruggedscot

strippers are hookers that don't want to do the sex bit. never had an experience that would equate to what you could get at a sauna for cheaper.......

Offline ickydicky

strippers are hookers that don't want to do the sex bit. never had an experience that would equate to what you could get at a sauna for cheaper.......


spot on :crazy:
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Offline Matrix

Aye it's been a while mainly due to the Hibees not being in SPFL and Hearts recent return. Always enjoy the western on a footy trip

Ah! So they only let fans of the big teams in then. Must have a very strict i.d entry policy.

"Fancy going up the western the day Fred?"

"Dinnae be silly we're a championship club"

 :D


Offline ickydicky

think he may be one of yon up their own erse thistle supporters who think they have a moral superiority :dash:
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