Hello good people, I have been absent from punting for a while because I was seeing a co-worker at the Pound shop where I work. However, it recently ended and it did not end well. To cut a long story short she used my phone while I had logged in to this site and saw everything, she then told everyone at work who I was and what I did. I have been off sick since that day and the whole incident has really made me want to quit punting. Money is also tight at the moment so imagine my surprise when I was putting the washing machine on this morning and I found a £20 note scrunched up in one of the pockets. I haven’t been to So-Hoe in a while as there is no new talent but after finding the 20, I logged on and read about this Kylie Jenner lookalike called Laura and the rave reviews about 52 Greek St Mary. For some reason, this made me think of what Rocky Balboa would do? Would he quit like a chump, or would he go out with one final ahem, bang? Yep you guessed right, fuck Adrian he would spend his last dollar on a prostitute! This prompted me to find my punting socks and lace up for the occasion. Mind you, I have also had my eye on Nicky from Newport for a while now as she is supposed to have nice tits. So the plan today gents, was to slay one of these fair maidens in what would be my last punt.
With my donation in my pocket I made my way to our Mecca on a surprisingly sunny day for mid-October. It didn’t hold a candle to the hot days gone by this summer but it was good enough for a final hurrah. Newport had Nicky as promised, I walked past, preferring to check out Bateman as someone had recently asked if Tatiana is still around. The answer to that was – yes she is. Top floor, while LF had Sarah. Didn’t bother going in to either as I’ve seen both before and they’re not impressive.
Walked down to Romilly and went to the placards by the bell, they read ‘Alice’ & ‘Ruby’, the Mary that I had gone for wasn’t there. Oh well on to the next.
Looking for this Kylie Jenner lookalike I found myself walking down Lisle Street. I walked up to number 4 and knocked on the LF – Jenny aka Selina opened the door. I politely told her that as I had seen her before I would look upstairs, she was fine with this. Made the extra walk upstairs to see this Laura that people keep mentioning and I could hear the maid on her phone. I knocked but she didn’t answer, nattering away. I wasn’t gonna go without seeing this girl today, so I knocked again but nothing. I listened quietly and heard the maid say “Please Laura, please come in today, we’re very busy please”. Hello! I thought to myself, she must be talking to the girl I went there for, I carried on listening. “Look we will split the rent half and half, please just come in” the maid begged. I was started to get very curious as to what had happened, did Laura not show up? But then the door had the usual ‘Model’ and ‘Please knock’ cards stuck on it, so there must be a girl working in there right? I listened to the maid beg who I assumed was the WG, in vain. Finally, she gave up and I heard her say “OK, see you in the morning then”. I waited for 5 seconds after she had finished her call and knocked again, albeit this time a bit louder. I heard the maid walk towards the door, she opened it and looked at me, “Busy” she said. I looked at her and the room next to her, which is the girl’s room - it was wide open. “OK” I said, slightly confused and then I walked back down. Either there was no girl, or she didn’t like the look of me, either which way I was already thinking about Nicky’s tits, in fact as soon as the maid shouted ‘Busy’, her face had been replaced by Nicky’s knockers in my head and I was about to walk down to Newport and get that damn BJ that I had been waiting for!
Made my way down to Newport and up the stairs, LF had Nicky & UF Petra, I wasn’t interested in Petra as I had seen her once and wasn’t impressed. I knocked on Nicky’s door and she opened it herself after a few seconds, seeing her at first glimpse made me remember a conversation two punters were having about her looks on here ages ago. One had gone to visit her and had wrote that she looked a bit like Michelle Keegan, the other punter had gone on this pretence and obviously been disappointed because his response was “She looks more like Kevin Keegan!”. I laughed at this comment in my head as I walked through the door. She must have thought I was mad but then you get a lot weirder people than me creeping up Newport’s steps…
Kevin, I mean Nicky was looking OK, she was in a black leather thingy with her big tits popping at the seams, I couldn’t wait to see them unleashed. She told me that she was deaf today and kept pointing to her left ear. “Sorry I can’t hear anything today” she said. I asked her what was wrong and she either said she had forgotten her hearing aid or that she needed one, I didn’t quite catch it but couldn’t be bothered to ask her to repeat herself, she probably wouldn’t have heard me anyway. Remembering from last time that she didn’t get naked for BJ’s but does for sex I decided to use my strategy for ensuring that WG’s strip before eating my dick. “Sex please” I said, sounding like a porn version of Oliver Twist. She took the donation and didn’t ask for a tip, good sign. She came back in to the room and carried on complaining about her ear, I finally asked her what was wrong and she said that she had to have them syringed tomorrow, probably full of wax I thought to myself, lovely. I watched her strip off and was instantly disappointed. As I had suspected her tits went south as soon as the bra was gone, her arse was flat and she basically looked like a 3. She started to pick up the lube so I said “I’ve changed my mind I just want a BJ”. She looked at me and said “BJ is 30”. I vaguely remembered this weird pricing structure from my last visit when I had walked. “Well I only have 20 I said”.
“Sorry, I don’t do BJ for 20”.
“OK I’ll have my money back then” I said, relieved that I wouldn’t be staying with this motherly bodied WG anymore. So I had to put my clothes back on again, which was a first and done in a very awkward silence. I told her not to worry about the syringing tomorrow as I had had it done, this was a lie but awkward situations make me chat pure shit. To her credit she played a long with the eloquent “I’m shit scared”. I finally got dressed and walked out, relieved that the whole episode was over, if you like them pert and tight looking, her body isn’t for you. I suspect guys who like MILFS would find her appealing but her attitude throughout was OK, in fact I have visited her around 4 times now and not stayed once and I think even by my standards that takes the piss but hey, she will never see me again so don’t feel too bad for her.
Now I was puntless but was determined not to go out as a dud. So I decided to visit an old favourite of mine, someone who I had never fucked by had a lot of BJ’s from. So I made my way to Greek St and walked to the top floor of the French House. Someone had recently said that Roxy had gone from blonde to dark, I wasn’t feeling this change as IMO she looks best as a blonde but my dick told me that he wanted to see her today for a BJ and who was I to argue with it? I knocked on her door and her maid opened it and let me straight through to an empty but clean bedroom. What I usually do when the WG walks into the room is that I lower my gaze to foot level and as she walks in I look up slowly, makes it more movie-like for me and spices it up a little. I decided to employ this tactic as I waited for a brunette Roxy to walk in, to be honest I wasn’t sure if I was gonna stay 100% as I have walked even on her blonde days if she’s not looking ‘right’ (her make up really determines the way she looks). So imagine my surprise when the door opened and I gazed from the feet upwards and realised that she had adopted a purple Halloween theme. She was wearing the tiniest purple bra and knicker set and her lipstick was bright purple, to match her purple/white hair. She looked gorgeous! I was literally stunned into silence. “HI!” she beamed as she walked in, I stood there gazing, she had also lost some weight. “Hi” I finally answered. “You look great!”.
“Thanks!” she said, “I decided to try something different for Halloween”. She looked like a sexy goth/Halloween fancy dress girl. Man, whoever reported that she had gone dark did not do her any justice! I enquired more about her look and she told me that her hair was even more purple before but as it was semi-permanent hair dye, it had begun to wash out. “So what would you like?” she asked. “Sex” I said, knowing that I would be finally having sex with her for the first time today. She took care of business and walked out of the room, I undressed to my boxers and waited patiently. I could hear her talking in her language to her maid, they must have been from the same country I thought, never noticed that before. Then Roxy walked in and made small talk, I went along with it and she then sat on the bed and beckoned me over. I walked over, still in my boxers. She pulled me close and pulled them down and took my dick out. “It’s a big one!” she said. I smiled and looked at her perfectly enhanced boobs as my dick grew hard, she played with it in her hand looking at it feigning fascination. I’m big but I’m not stupid, I know damn well that she has seen her fair share of big dicks and I’m not even black. So her acting was fake but commendable “I think he likes me” she said, holding my fully erect dick in her hand and glancing up at me with a glint in her eye which she couldn’t have faked. We then got on the bed and she put on the condom and I parted her tanned thick legs. She put lube on my cock and I looked at her. She smiled and just as she positioned the tip I said “You know we’ve never had sex before”.
She looked at me and said “I was thinking that, you always ask for sex and then change to blow job” she laughed. She was obviously not as smart as Nicky but boy was she sexier. With my dick positioned I tried to go in but was met by resistance, she held my dick and tried to guide it in but she felt too tight. I was a bit taken aback that she was this tight, she put her legs on my broad shoulders and holding her waist I moved her down, this helped as I went in slowly, she really was tight! I started fucking her slowly but she kept grabbing my arse and slamming me into her, I could tell she liked it rough. I took her hands and pinned them above her head as I started to slam this Irish Asian meat into her. She rolled her eyes back and moaned, I sucked her boobs and she gave me full access. I continued to steadily fuck her and she put her arms around me and pulled me close, pushing our bodies intimately together as we got to know each other better. I stopped to pace myself and she did the pussy clenching thing, I looked at her and she managed to smile as she closed her eyes in tune to me starting to pound her again. She started moaning and doing the splits with her legs wide open as I went in & out furiously. I looked at her face as I fucked her, her wild purple lips were wide open moaning, her closed eyes perfectly displaying dark eye shadow and eyeliner. I looked at her hair, it was gorgeous and she smelt like heaven, I looked down to see her necklace bouncing on her boobs as I fucked her hard. I remember thinking at that moment that this is as best it gets and with that I started to build to my climax because I had already gone on too long. Thing is, I try not to fuck WG’s for long, as I’m paranoid about what they may have and I’ve seen that Roxy is on some type of ampoule medication from past visits, so although my account may sound longer, I came inside her after about a minute. She looked at me in disappointment as I pulled out. She was clearly starting to enjoy herself but I do not deviate from my plan. I got up and we made some small talk, she told me that I was putting my clothes on too fast, I laughed and said that I hadn’t noticed but the truth is I was and I don’t know why. I asked to use her toilet as I remember Ron Jeremy saying that after sex he had a piss and that he believes that that helps to prevent STD’s, as the urine comes out of the urethra pushing out any unwanted germs. I don’t know how true this is but I have always insisted on using the loo after sex with WG’s (which hasn’t been a lot of times!).
So that was my final punt guys, I am retiring form this hobby now due to what happened and the fact that there is just not any new talent around anymore but before I go I want to give a final recommendation for Roxy. Seriously even if you have seen her before, go again because she looks amazing in her Halloween themed look and almost like a different girl. If I was an old millionaire I could see myself falling for her. But thankfully I’m much younger and (un)fortunately too broke for that to have any chance of happening.
In years to come people will read this report and think wow, really? Was there a time when you could fuck a gorgeous, young, willing girl in a nice clean bedroom for £20? Unbelievable! So I would urge anyone who wants an excellent punt to go and see Roxy when she returns on Thursday. You won’t go wrong with her.
Thank you to all those that have read my posts and appreciated them, who knows one day if I see that a new young sensation is in town it may tempt me to come out of retirement but for now I’m gonna join Floyd Mayweather and just watch from afar.
All the best chaps,
Doughslayer.