I was at work today stacking shelves when the manager told me to take my break, I went into the staff room and sat at the table next to the wall. Took out my phone and tapped in ‘Soho walk ups‘. From there I went onto the Flying Scot. I had my back against the wall so that nobody could see the site, as I was browsing today’s, ahem ‘menu’, I noticed that there were a lot of inaccuracies, the rota had Lithuanian Rebecca at Bateman St, a girl who we know left months ago. This pissed me off as I always see her name there and figured that maybe I had not punted on a Tuesday which is why her name was still there. Well that was all the motivation that I needed. I waited for my manager to leave early today as I knew he had to attend some bullshit training and as soon as he left I went upstairs got changed and snuck out. I went straight to the underground and tapped my Oyster, I was gonna go and sort out Tuesday’s menu once and for all.
First stop was 34 Romilly St, popped in and popped straight back out. LF – Priya & UF – Anais.
Next up was 18 Newport Ct, Flying Scot had Nicky working today, I betted against it in my mind as I walked up a packed and humid Leicester Square. I reckoned she was out with her toy boy, window shopping. As I got to Newport Ct I realised that I was right, LF – Tina & UF – Oriental. I decided to go and remind myself what Tina looked like, I remembered her being a bigger girl and in the same club as Zara & Priya (a club that I must admit I rarely visit) but I thought I’d refresh my memory anyway. I walked up the steps and got to the door, I knocked and waited, in this time I heard some shuffling on the steps behind me, I looked back onto the stairs and another punter walked up and smiled at me, he looked unkempt with a dirty coat and dirty face. He then took a few more steps until he was right behind me, it was awkward as fuck and I found myself thinking for a second that this is probably what Rockhard does to other punters.
So anyway, after a few seconds the door opened and I was gobsmacked, no it wasn’t Tina it was her maid. A pretty size 10 mixed race lady in a tight white top with a pair of nice C cups. I stared at her hoping that she was the girl and that somehow this was a new Tina but it wasn’t to be, I heard a record scratch and she interrupted my fantasy with “She’s busy for 10 minutes, want to wait?” I thought about it for a split second, fuck yes I wanted to wait with her! But I was sweaty as it was a nasty humid day today and I didn’t want to be confined in a hot room with a hot maid while I sat there sweating away like a pig, so I said “No thanks”. The maid then looked at Rockhard and said “Do you want to come in and wait?”, Rockhard looked at me and flashed a creepy smile, he was missing a few front teeth and with that he walked past me and into the room. I walked downstairs still thinking about the maid, I know I have read a few people talk about an attractive mixed race maid, so this must be her, all I can say is wow, very pretty.
Next up I made my way to Lisle St. I got to number 2 and walked up the stairs only to be met with TWO new names. My luck is in! I thought to myself. LF – Aida & UF – Pawler (yep you read that right, maybe the girl intended to write ‘Paula’?).
Aida was a very skinny EE girl, she had black hair which was pulled back in a Sunday housework fashion ponytail and a bare face with no makeup, a shame really as it needed it. She also seemed disinterested in her job and once I asked for kissing she just opened the door, I was happy to leave. Walked upstairs and was let in to see Pawler. She was approximately a late 30’s Brazilian woman who was warm and tried her best to get me to stay but she just wasn’t my type. She was dark skinned but just too old looking for me, her body wasn’t special and nothing else really stuck out about her. I asked for OWO and she tried her best to talk me out of it and sell me OW, which probably meant a lot of guys had been rejecting her and despite her attempts to entice me, I followed suit and walked.
I made my way to number 4 Lisle St and knocked on the LF. Alice from Barcelona opened the door, I had recommended her last Wednesday (when she works at number 2) but I made an unreported visit to Soho the other day where I went to fuck her but she was rude as she was busy (I had opened up with “Hi how are you today?” and she replied with “The prices are on the wall, what do you want?”). So for that reason I told her that I had seen her before and turned to walk upstairs, she gave me a look as if I had just spoken Japanese to her, I didn’t understand that, maybe I should have asked for OWO as usual? I walked off anyway.
Upstairs was busy but I asked the maid if the girl was petite. “She’s new but she’s not petite darling” said the maid, before following up with “Nice eyes by the way”, I thanked her and walked, telling her that I preferred petite girls.
Made my way to 1 Bateman St to bust the Lithuanian Rebecca myth and did so. LF – Christiana & UF - Julia.
On to 1 Greens Ct, which had LF – Lavinia & UF – Russian Blonde Linda.
Lavinia was a nice slim brunette EE girl in matching black bra and knickers. Nice flat tummy, A cup boobs (B at best) but she was so pale that she looked grey. Interestingly her personality also matched that colour. She was dull and I sensed no warmth from her, not wanting to fuck a corpse, I walked. Went upstairs and knocked on the door as the sign said ‘Blonde’ and someone had reported seeing a very attractive blonde girl going into this walk up last week. The door opened and a slim short blonde haired woman opened the door, she looked to be in her late 20’s/early 30’s, she asked if I wanted to come in, I didn’t but for some reason I walked in. She asked what I wanted and I looked at her body, it was slim but nothing special, at this point I realised that all these girls’ bodies were starting to look the same. This one had a tattoo on the top of one of her breasts. She wasn’t horrible looking but she wasn’t hot either, but she looked like someone, as I was talking to her it suddenly twigged when she smiled and I noticed her goofy top teeth, she looked like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons. Needless to say I made my exit.
2 Greens had LF – Sonia & UF – Susie.
So with no more options I decided to head home, thought I’d take the Berwick St way and check out the much raved about Selina. Got to LF and it was English Kay, didn’t bother getting past the maid when she described her. Went upstairs and was let in to see Selina. She was skinny with no boobs and her eyes were too far apart, I had read that she looked like Princess Diana, I don’t have a thing for Diana but she looked nothing like her. She did however try and welcome me with some enthusiasm. However, once I decided that I didn’t fancy her and so asked for kissing, she became rude, rolling her eyes and walking me out the door, leaving me to open the main door and let myself out, a stark contrast to her colleague Elena.
And after that I entertained the idea of returning to Lisle St to fuck Alice from Barcelona, just to see if she does the same thing she did with another punter while he was fucking her (apparently during the punt she was looking at her pussy like she’s never been fucked before, lol) but I decided against it, as I got a bad vide from her and wasn’t in the mood to be wasting resources but hey, at least we get to update Tuesday’s menu on the Flying Scot and I finally got to meet Rockhard!
TUESDAY
34 Romilly – LF Priya & UF Anais
1 Bateman St – LF Christina & UF Julia
18 Newport CT – LF Tina & UF Oriental
1 Greens Ct – LF Lavinia (slim but dull, pale, brunette) & UF Linda (Russian Blonde)
2 Greens Ct – LF Sonia & UF Susie
2 Lisle St – LF Adia & UF Pawler (MILF Brazilian)
4 Lisle St – LF Alice (Barcelona)
70A Berwick St – LF English Kay & UF Selina
