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Offline mrh79

Jenny and Ruby today. Was hoping to see Sabrina

Many thanks saves me a journey in, will punt elsewhere

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Just been for another pleasing punt and thought I’d tell you guys how it went! After being nervous last time, even though it turned out fine, I was hoping not to get an attack of the nerves this time, NO SUCH LUCK! My heart was beating like a bongo player’s drum and my stomach was flipping like the Fosbury flop! Again, I chose my walk up and hurriedly went in, the maid greeted me and showed me through to the room where I was met by an Eastern European female, dyed blonde hair and about 5’7” tall. I’d guess at a size 10 but I’m no expert. Quite big jugs in a black push-up bra, black panties with suspenders and high heels. She told me that it was £20 for sex, £30 for blow and sex, and £45 (I think) for multiple positions. Money ain’t growing on trees in London so at first I said £20 for sex is fine but then I thought oh shite how am I going to get my soldier to stand to attention!? I started thinking about frisky stuff to get me horned up but it was no use so while getting undressed I said actually the £30 option would be better. I handed over £32 and asked if doggy style was ok for the sex, she misunderstood and thought I was trying to get multiple positions for £30. She told me to ‘make up your mind you naughty boy’ so i clarified I just wanted my chap sucked until hard and then to doggy her. She agreed, I laid on the bed and she knelt beside me, also on the bed, she gave little Percy a few tugs to wake him up, rolled the condom on and started sucking. It was fairly rhythmic with powerful suction but nothing to write home about. Still, it got the blood pumping and once I was hard it started to feel really good. I told her to keep going and she started taking it deeper and letting out moans of ‘pleasure’ (probably fake). I was as solid as a rock by now and my knob was twitching and pulsating as though I was about to blow my load! Didn’t want to miss out on seeing her arsehole though (love the way they wink at you in doggy) so I asked her to get on all fours. I lined my old chap up with her clearly wet slit and thrust inside. No lie, all it took was one thrust inside before my balls tightened and out squirts my juice. I didn’t let on though and continued pounding her from behind with a floppy for a minute or so. After seeing her starfish wink at me a few times I decided enough was enough and made a noise like I’d cum. She said something like ‘ooh that was good baby’ and pulled away. By this time my cock was shrivelled to no more than an inch or two inside the condom anyway! I got dressed, wished her well and left. All in all it was a completely different experience to my first punt but enjoyable all the same. Would be interested to hear your guys experiences so I can compare. I wonder if you more experienced lads get a different service?

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I'm thinking of trying a walk up later today (though I have a booking first, so may lose that feeling!). I'm hoping I can get a couple of recommendations for today?

Offline Mukluk

Just been for another pleasing punt and thought I’d tell you guys how it went! After being nervous last time, even though it turned out fine, I was hoping not to get an attack of the nerves this time, NO SUCH LUCK! My heart was beating like a bongo player’s drum and my stomach was flipping like the Fosbury flop! Again, I chose my walk up and hurriedly went in, the maid greeted me and showed me through to the room where I was met by an Eastern European female, dyed blonde hair and about 5’7” tall. I’d guess at a size 10 but I’m no expert. Quite big jugs in a black push-up bra, black panties with suspenders and high heels. She told me that it was £20 for sex, £30 for blow and sex, and £45 (I think) for multiple positions. Money ain’t growing on trees in London so at first I said £20 for sex is fine but then I thought oh shite how am I going to get my soldier to stand to attention!? I started thinking about frisky stuff to get me horned up but it was no use so while getting undressed I said actually the £30 option would be better. I handed over £32 and asked if doggy style was ok for the sex, she misunderstood and thought I was trying to get multiple positions for £30. She told me to ‘make up your mind you naughty boy’ so i clarified I just wanted my chap sucked until hard and then to doggy her. She agreed, I laid on the bed and she knelt beside me, also on the bed, she gave little Percy a few tugs to wake him up, rolled the condom on and started sucking. It was fairly rhythmic with powerful suction but nothing to write home about. Still, it got the blood pumping and once I was hard it started to feel really good. I told her to keep going and she started taking it deeper and letting out moans of ‘pleasure’ (probably fake). I was as solid as a rock by now and my knob was twitching and pulsating as though I was about to blow my load! Didn’t want to miss out on seeing her arsehole though (love the way they wink at you in doggy) so I asked her to get on all fours. I lined my old chap up with her clearly wet slit and thrust inside. No lie, all it took was one thrust inside before my balls tightened and out squirts my juice. I didn’t let on though and continued pounding her from behind with a floppy for a minute or so. After seeing her starfish wink at me a few times I decided enough was enough and made a noise like I’d cum. She said something like ‘ooh that was good baby’ and pulled away. By this time my cock was shrivelled to no more than an inch or two inside the condom anyway! I got dressed, wished her well and left. All in all it was a completely different experience to my first punt but enjoyable all the same. Would be interested to hear your guys experiences so I can compare. I wonder if you more experienced lads get a different service?

This is all very positive but ultimately useless without names and places!

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Jenny and Ruby at number 8
Romilly st closed !

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Just been for another pleasing punt and thought I’d tell you guys how it went...
Sounds like a good experience at an affordable price.  :thumbsup:  Sometimes I keep pumping too if I cum too fast, just because I like the feeling of their ass slapping against me.

Next time, you should also note the girl's name and location. And after finishing, you can ask them what days they work. It's polite conversation that shows your interest, and also helps us. You can jot down some notes on your phone if you need to remember. Reviews and Rotas are the things that help other punters the most:
1) Reviews: Name, location, looks, and service. Pricing and days they work. 
2) Rotas: Names and locations of girls even if you don't punt with them so we can know who works where and when. 

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I'm going to London next week, wanna try some Soho Walk-Ups, only done Walk-Ups in HK before. Looking for skinny/petite girls. Any recommendations?
You mean short and skinny/slim girls. Here's a few from my notes regarded as "slim", but I have not seen them myself. You might have to knock and see several girls in person to find one you like. Keep notes of girls, their looks and locations and report back what you find. Good luck!

1 Lisle St Candy
Green's Ct   Lavinia
Green's Ct   Aida
3 Lisle   Anna
Green's Ct   Ramona
Lisle St   Lia
Green's Ct   Christina

Offline mrh79

This is all very positive but ultimately useless without names and places!

‘She gave little Percy a few tugs’

‘Get my soldier to rise to attention’

 :lol: one of the funniest reviews in ages

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This is all very positive but ultimately useless without names and places!

Exactly, even if he doesn’t know which flat, surely he would remember a landmark or a shop it’s near so as to start an elimination process!
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Offline cheekyadrian

So many girls left Soho it's sad  :( Roxy and Nadia are pretty average in my book...
Any body knows a good oral queens or deepthroat experts in Soho?
Thanks

Offline Rkut

Guys, rota today and tomorrow please?

Offline Cesare Borgia

Guys, rota today and tomorrow please?

External Link/Members Only suggests the following ladies have been seen on Thursdays & Fridays in the past 2 months so that may or may not offer a clue who to expect today & tomorrow.....

70A BERWICK STREET
Friday 1st December–Jenny & Nadia’s friend
Friday 8th December–Jenny
“The (very strong) indications are that Elaina at Berwick has left for good. She’s back in Bulgaria Land. At one point there was a prospect that she might be back in the new year. Her place on Thursday & Friday has been taken by ‘Italian’ Jenny (UF). Says she doesn’t work at Romilly anymore. Tuesday at Berwick there has been a Spanish girl calling herself Carol (UF).”

8 GREEK STREET aka THE FRENCH HOUSE
Friday 24th–Roxy & Elly
Friday 1st December–Lilly & Sabrina
Thursday 7th–Lilly & Sabrina
Friday 8th–Elly
Thursday 14th–Lilly & Roxy
Friday 15th–Lilly & Elly
Friday 22nd–Elly & Mary
Thursday 28th–Roxy & Kristina

2 GREEN’S COURT
Friday 15th–Malina & Tina

1 GREEN’S COURT
Friday 15th–Sara & Cristina

2 LISLE STREET
Friday 15th–Alice from Barcelona & Kay

18 NEWPORT COURT
Friday 1st December–Nicky & Kim
Friday 15th–Nicky & Kim

34 ROMILLY STREET
Friday 24th–Alice & Ruby
Friday 1st December–Alice & Ruby
Thursday 7th–Alice & Cherry
Friday 8th–Alice & Ruby
Thursday 14th–Alice & Cherry
Friday 15th–Ruby & Emma (“size 14-16 brunette EE”)
Friday 22nd–Laura & Emma
Thursday 28th–Priya & Laura

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Thanks for all the work Cesare.

I noticed that I hadn't been to Soho on a Thursday for a while so decided to take a no pressure stroll through today (I'm trying to quit... Again).

Thursday rota

1 GC - Lavinia/Sonia
The other GC - Rebecca (thought it was the young gypsy that had returned but it was a 30 yr old, tattooed, saggy boobed, brunette EE)/Poppy
34 Romilly At - LF CLOSED/UF Scarlett (Was tempted by kissing & sex but £42 was too much for me, I also got turned down for the Mc Donald's job so money is super tight at the moment).
Greek St - Roxy/ruby
2 lisle - Veronica/English Kay
3 lisle closed
Newport ct - Nicky/'oriental model'

Thought about a punt with Roxy but decided against it as that would mean kids go hungry. Trudged off home balls full but also with still some dignity in my wallet, which isn't a bad thing if you're living on food banks for the next two weeks.

I really need to start getting paid off of this.

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doing my bit:
Thurs 4 Jan.
8 Greek St - Roxy and Ruby

70 Berwick St LF - Nadia (covering). she also mentioned she'll be there Fri Sat Sun from 11:30 - 20:30.

I saw Nadia today and can echo the comments already made so not much point making a formal review of it.

£30 + £2, 10 mins, didn't ask for anything specific, just sex and left the rest up to her. she was fully nude, and gave me a quick BJ before going mish.

Not rushed, service with a smile, down to earth 'human' personality (not fake). convincing moans and body language. made it feel like a genuine encounter like you'd met someone in a club and took her home. key word being "made it feel"

I'm not in a position to rate technique since I'm not fussy in that department, but she hit all the right spots.

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Who is the pain in the arse that has just booked roxy for a bloody hour!

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Thanks for all the work Cesare.

I noticed that I hadn't been to Soho on a Thursday for a while so decided to take a no pressure stroll through today (I'm trying to quit... Again).

Thursday rota

1 GC - Lavinia/Sonia
The other GC - Rebecca (thought it was the young gypsy that had returned but it was a 30 yr old, tattooed, saggy boobed, brunette EE)/Poppy
34 Romilly At - LF CLOSED/UF Scarlett (Was tempted by kissing & sex but £42 was too much for me, I also got turned down for the Mc Donald's job so money is super tight at the moment).
Greek St - Roxy/ruby
2 lisle - Veronica/English Kay
3 lisle closed
Newport ct - Nicky/'oriental model'

Thought about a punt with Roxy but decided against it as that would mean kids go hungry. Trudged off home balls full but also with still some dignity in my wallet, which isn't a bad thing if you're living on food banks for the next two weeks.

I really need to start getting paid off of this.

You deserve it dough. I think you and Cesare B should start charging fee from all the soho girls that youre here advertising their rotas for them  :thumbsup:

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Who is the pain in the arse that has just booked roxy for a bloody hour!

Lol. That's probably the man himself mr Eidolon. As he loves to make it rain on these bitches

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You deserve it dough. I think you and Cesare B should start charging fee from all the soho girls that youre here advertising their rotas for them  :thumbsup:

forgive my ignorance but why do they not advertise the rota on a site somewhere. e.g a private FB group or mailing list. and have the maid hold a mobile phone so regulars can call and ask. Surely if anything that'd be good for business. 

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forgive my ignorance but why do they not advertise the rota on a site somewhere. e.g a private FB group or mailing list. and have the maid hold a mobile phone so regulars can call and ask. Surely if anything that'd be good for business.
It would also make it illegal, you’re not allowed to advertise sexual services!

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forgive my ignorance but why do they not advertise the rota on a site somewhere. e.g a private FB group or mailing list. and have the maid hold a mobile phone so regulars can call and ask. Surely if anything that'd be good for business.
It's a really good idea, but it would be tricky to organize and they might not want attention from the police since they are not even allowed to advertise the names at the doors anymore. Assuming we could organize it, we would have to slip a note to the maids or WGs at every location to text or add their schedule online. The selling point I guess would be more customers and less time lost due to uninterested knocks (so the maid can watch telly uninterupted) and less walk outs which are not fun for WGs.

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Who is the pain in the arse that has just booked roxy for a bloody hour!

And then took Scarlett for an hour. Lucky that Roxy was free instead.

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It would also make it illegal, you’re not allowed to advertise sexual services!

Adult work is legal, surely that means some online avenues are legal. I'd have thought only physically advertising it on the property would be illegal. but in a private mailing list somewhere with no mention of service but just 'operating hours and person' would be infinitely helpful to regulars.

As an aside, I'm curious what % of their clientele comprises of repeat customers. perhaps a business meeting with the maid(s) to go over their business model after a punt is in order  :crazy:

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As an aside, I'm curious what % of their clientele comprises of repeat customers. perhaps a business meeting with the maid(s) to go over their business model after a punt is in order  :crazy:

In this case (soho). Most of the regulars are dregs/drunks/piss heads/ crack addicts/homeless junkies/ late night club trollers an so on. I even saw a half homeless half junkie looking man came up from the basement with half trousers down feeling smiley after the punt and he stanked of piss when i went pass him :dash:

Offline losegoose

Hello soho thread and fellows,

first post but been lurking around for a while, thanks for all who made the efforts.

Went to see Roxy today, every busy but manged to stay for 45 mins, 100 quids. She's lovely as ususal, the session was slow and I only poped once but was hammering her big meaty butt for a good 20 mins. I really like her sexual responsiveness, I have seen her about 5 times now sampled services at different rates and she delivers every time. 

So she said she'll quit soho end of this month, 22nd Jan will be her last shift and her days this month wll be Thur, Fri, Sun, Mon (that's what she told me, I dont know maybe still Wednesdays?)

Sorry I might have been the dude that was around 3ish, but hopefully this info could be some help to you guys.

All the best, and happy new year (belated)

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I'm going for a "punt" in a little while at a walk up but where do I find physical description of the girls ? I say punt as I just want mutual masturbation which I assume they do ? I want a hotty ie slim with good ass and ideally big tits
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Adult work is legal, surely that means some online avenues are legal. I'd have thought only physically advertising it on the property would be illegal. but in a private mailing list somewhere with no mention of service but just 'operating hours and person' would be infinitely helpful to regulars.

As an aside, I'm curious what % of their clientele comprises of repeat customers. perhaps a business meeting with the maid(s) to go over their business model after a punt is in order  :crazy:
:thumbsup: Thumbs up to anyone who wants to work out a rota reporting system with the maids/WGs/walkup managers or owners.

Rotas are also useful for non-repeat customers because it allows punters to pick WGs based on reviews, and then the rota helps the find them.


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[Roxy] said she'll quit soho end of this month, 22nd Jan will be her last shift and her days this month wll be Thur, Fri, Sun, Mon (that's what she told me, I dont know maybe still Wednesdays?)

Sorry I might have been the dude that was around 3ish, but hopefully this info could be some help to you guys.
Thanks for posting. I guess this will be the last chance for people to try Roxy.


I'm going for a "punt" in a little while at a walk up but where do I find physical description of the girls ? I say punt as I just want mutual masturbation which I assume they do ? I want a hotty ie slim with good ass and ideally big tits
Yes they do handjobs, but you might not be allowed to finger them if that's what you mean. You would have to ask first. As for girls that fit those looks, you can try Nicky who I just reviewed, or do a google search for: Soho Walk Ups - PuntingWiki. Keep notes on any girls you see, looks, where they work and when, etc, and then report back.

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Thank you for External Link/Members Only This is a great resource.

Wanted to ask if within each venue the data/sightings could be sifted by days of the week instead of chronologically? This would make it so much easier to spot the rota patterns

Appreciate the work already done!  :drinks:

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Thank you for External Link/Members Only This is a great resource.
Wanted to ask if within each venue the data/sightings could be sifted by days of the week instead of chronologically? This would make it so much easier to spot the rota patterns
Appreciate the work already done!  :drinks:

Yes, that is a good idea! Work in progress; will take a while.... :hi:

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Hi everyone,

just to let you know that Cherry has left for good  :(


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Hi everyone,

just to let you know that Cherry has left for good  :(
No more Cherry on top  :(

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Mary and Roxy at 8
Laura and Ruby at 34

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Last time I spoke to Nadia of 70A Berwick in mid December, she said she was taking some time off in January. Does anyone know if she is available this weekend?

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Hi everyone,

just to let you know that Cherry has left for good  :(

Any idea why?

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Last time I spoke to Nadia of 70A Berwick in mid December, she said she was taking some time off in January. Does anyone know if she is available this weekend?

She was working today. Sure she would have mentioned it If it was her last day

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Just went for a hopeful walk around Soho. Friday 11pm. 70a Berwick and 8 Greek closed.

Saw Romanian Ruby at 34 Romilly.

Cute girl next door looks, size 12 (ish?), small perky boobs, nice tight pussy. Brunette with blonde highlights. Wears glasses (which makes me go weak at the knees). Oral was delivered well, lots of eye contact, some ball play and ball licking. Sex in mish was enthusiastic considering the time of day.

She has a bubbly, smiley personality. Puts most indie Roms to shame! She's good fun.

She said 34 Romilly is open til 6am on Fridays.

As the Punting Wiki doesn't seem to be working atm, could someone tell me the usual opening/closing times of the Soho walkups?

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Saw Romanian Ruby at 34 Romilly...

As the Punting Wiki doesn't seem to be working atm, could someone tell me the usual opening/closing times of the Soho walkups?
Thanks for reviewing. Did Ruby say which other days she works at the moment?

I don't know the exact times, but I think that some open around 11am, and Green Ct and 28 Peter seem to also stay open late. They were both open at 2am the last couple times I passed by.

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Thanks for reviewing. Did Ruby say which other days she works at the moment?

Sorry I didn't ask :-(

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Sorry I didn't ask :-(
No problem, she's on my list so eventually I will find her! :D

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What ever happened to Joe Diddley. Did he quit the thread or wot ? Nice chap only to happy to share his knowledge.

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Hi everyone,

just to let you know that Cherry has left for good  :(

Fuck really?! With the departure of Roxy later this month too, it's going to be slim pickings in walkup land. Hope some new fresh talent comes through in for 2018

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Fuck really?! With the departure of Roxy later this month too, it's going to be slim pickings in walkup land. Hope some new fresh talent comes through in for 2018

Is she defo off then? Big shame she reminds me of the pretty EE girls in the late 90's on the north side of Peter Street, (RIP),  pretty, slim and eager to please. I'll have to get a final meet.

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Fuck really?! With the departure of Roxy later this month too, it's going to be slim pickings in walkup land. Hope some new fresh talent comes through in for 2018
I still remember when she first came she was called 'Paris' little sister' by punters on the other (now deceased  :D) thread, as the infamous Paris had just quit and so a lot of comparisons were drawn. She was nice, young and so slim back then. It then quietened down and she started to work the stinkier of the two greens courts without anyone bothering to report on her. After this she went away for a while and returned fuller figured and then of course she had her boob job and the rest as they say is history.

I wonder if she needs someone to write her biography?

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I still remember when she first came she was called 'Paris' little sister' by punters on the other (now deceased  :D) thread, as the infamous Paris had just quit and so a lot of comparisons were drawn. She was nice, young and so slim back then. It then quietened down and she started to work the stinkier of the two greens courts without anyone bothering to report on her. After this she went away for a while and returned fuller figured and then of course she had her boob job and the rest as they say is history.
I wonder if she needs someone to write her biography?

One can imagine what the scenes in Greek Street are going to be like on her last day, 22nd. The police will have to erect barriers to control the crowds. It will probably make the evening news.

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One can imagine what the scenes in Greek Street are going to be like on her last day, 22nd. The police will have to erect barriers to control the crowds. It will probably make the evening news.

Expect the queues to be stretching around to that alleyway between Foyles and that Soho Sex Shop on the Charing Cross Road with jokers booking her for several hours as well!
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What ever happened to Joe Diddley. Did he quit the thread or wot ? Nice chap only to happy to share his knowledge.

He logged on today so still active. Maybe he quit Soho. He did mention it was becoming an addiction to him, so it's possible he's quit for good and is avoiding this thread to not get tempted. Just a guess thoug.

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He logged on today so still active. Maybe he quit Soho. He did mention it was becoming an addiction to him, so it's possible he's quit for good and is avoiding this thread to not get tempted. Just a guess thoug.

Yes probably right. Cheers.

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Made my last visit to Soho today.

Let me explain, I am out of money and the other day my dick talked me into going down there with my last bit of money. I managed to avoid punting that day but I felt the urge again today as I hadn't cum in like a month and I couldn't resist. So I made my way down and before I get into specifics, this is what the scene looked like:

Sunday rota

2 Lisle St - Candy (turned out to be the same unattractive EE with droopy boobs who calls herself Rebecca at Greens Ct)/Jullia
Newport Ct - Jodie/Thai girl
Greek St - Roxy/Kate
1 GC - Sonia/Alice (cute petite blonde from Barcelona, the one who watches your cock while sex because shes paranoid about the condom splitting)
2 GC - Malina/Tina
34 Romilly St - Scarlett/Ruby

I ended up staying with Scarlett. Went for sex & DFK. She is still enthusiastic and wide eyed, a great act I must say, although I'm sure it's not too far from who she really is. She is brunette now and a bit bigger, tummy still sticks out and legs a bit too thick for my liking but I like them submissive and it was out of her and Alice, who was busy for an hour and Jodie. I nearly went for Jodie but she is too sassy, a quick read of her review and a punter said while they were fucking she said "Is that all you got?", no thanks, I don't like manly women who tried to fuck you back, I like my women submissive. And submissive Scarlett was, as I took off my clothes she was intently staring at me, staring at my gut fall out of my XXL Primark T shirt and she walked over and feigned interest and stared into my eyes and started to kiss me. It was meant to be DFK but she couldn't bear to kiss my ugly face like that, so we kept it lips only, which was fine by me as I know it must be a tough job to get aroused enough to eat my face! She then bent down and pulled down my boxers and out sprung my 10 inch cock, she smiled and rolled on the condom (using both hands) and then got up and kissed me some more while tugging the python. She then asked what position I wanted and reminded me its just one position. I asked for her on top but then changed my mind as we slid on the bed. I ended up on top of her and before we started I said "I'm going to cum real quick because I haven't had sex in a month"
"That's so hot!" she said, which is a typical colloquial term for this doomed Kardashian generation. Anyway, I slid in and her Caucasian eyes rolled back as my dark meat impaled her for a full ten seconds, before I murmured like a bitch and pathetically came inside the condom. For some reason I apologized for this and she said "No it's OK, it was great", great actress once again. She also complimented me on my eyes, like she did last time, now there's nothing special about my eyes but a few working girls have paid compliments, I was just wondering does every one get this generic compliment? especially from Scarlett?

Upon getting dressed I noticed that she had little post it notes that said to follow her on twitter, she offered me one but I declined as I don't use Twitter but I'm sure it would be of interest to the undercover metropolitan pigs reading this, or punters who'd like to stalk her.

I decided to make this my last soho punt, as I have literally run out of money now. I will have to camp round my mates place till I get my social and this Soho obsession has gotten way out of hand. I think I will follow Joe Diddley's lead and retire, if he has that is.

Scarlett - recommended for the cutesy airhead factor. She's so dim that when I was pulling the rubber off as she sat by the edge of the bed telling me about what she does on her days off, a massive gunk of spunk flicked up into the air and landed right by her feet on the carpet and she didn't even notice, she was still away with the fairies. It was like literally shooting another load in front of her and this girl was in her own world lol, priceless! I blame the Kardashians or that Made in Chelsea bollocks but I'm an old fart what do I know?
Apologies to whoever may have stepped into that massive gloop of a months worth of Doughslayer cum.

So long folks!

DS.