After reading the reports of Maria at upper floor of Berwick St I decided to buy a travel card and see her for myself today (Monday). She had been descried as 'dusky' and '5"5', just my type! I thought to myself, as I hopped onto the over priced yet under performing London Underground.
Got to Berwick St and knocked on the top floor and was let straight in to find a plain looking, black haired, pale EE girl "Hi I'm Maria" she forced herself to say, whilst shaking my hand. I got an uninterested vibe from her straight away and so made my excuses and left.
Wandered around and saw that the wiki was generally correct, apart from at Greens Ct, which had Micky and Yaya, no sign of this Bianca that I so wanted to see. With Micky busy and Yaya having aged horribly since I first saw her at Romilly St two years ago (is it even the same woman? It can't be) I decided to go back to Maria, despite my gut feeling. So I get to Berwick and get let straight in again, Maria greets me again, with even less enthusiasm (didn't think it was possible), her opening line? "How long are you staying?"
"10 mins" I reply as I hand over the necessary. She takes it and walks straight out, no thank you, no get changed Im coming, no nothing. Start to get a bad feeling but my dick is telling me that he hasn't met this one before and so to stay because she may do something magical with her vagina, yeah right says my brain. Maria comes back and I attempt to make polite conversation, to which I get closed worded answers. "How has your day been today?"
She takes off her black dress with slits in it thingy and lays on the bed, legs spread eagled, lubing herself. "Come" she orders, as if SHE is paying ME. I wilfully oblige, thinking that things can't get worse and trying to focus on her pert B cup boobs, which were the only thing that I agreed with about her description by other punters. She tries to put a condom on my limp dick, who isn't at all turned on by her ice cold EE attitude, she fails and so stretches it open with both hands and puts it on. Dick is not hard but condom is on, interesting. She then lays back and once again unseductively says "Come". I move closer and try to build some type of rapport, I gently touch her tits and ask if they're real, she scrunches her face up and says "what?". Major language barrier.
"Are they real?" I ask again, not knowing why I'm asking if her small tits are real, of course they are. She still doesn't understand and makes me repeat the question once more before she confirms that they are. "They're lovely" I say, desperately trying to get her to PRETEND to like me. She looks at me with disgust and says "Hurry up". However, I am totally put off by this point and can't be bothered to fuck her so I have the audacity to ask her for a blow job.
"What? what is wrong with you? you said sex!" she shouts.
"Sorry" I say, touching her right knee, hoping that the human contact softens her, even a little bit. It has the opposite effect, she put her hands over her face and screams "WHY???!!!!"
I just look at her for a second and she cries "Why didn't you say this before?"
"I'm sorry" I say again, "I'm just feeling a bit tired" I lie, "I just want a blow job please". She mutters something in a foreign language, I think she likes me.
She huffs and puffs and gets up, put her boobs back in her bra and pushes me back. As she had put lube on my condom, I politely ask her if she wants to change it? she ignores my question but then when I start to take it off, she screams loudly at me "NO!!! no service without condom!!! who do you think I am?". I have a good mind to leave at this point, she is parallel to crazy Angela by this point, but it doesn't seem real as she is so slim and soft looking. I sit there and she forces the condom back on my dick and starts to suck vigorously for about 20 seconds, I close my eyes and try and get into the mood, trying to totally ignore all the abuse that I have just gotten, I slip my hands under her bra and she lets me, a good sign, I think to myself. But then she stops sucking and starts wanking me, with her mouth touching the tip of my dick, almost like a revenge for me touching her boobs, oh this old trick I think to myself, but then by this time I'm too pissed off to care. I force myself into 'cum mode' and as I'm about to cum I ask her to suck but she just ignores me, I ask again, ignored, she carries on wanking me and as soon as I start to come she pulls away and sits up. I finish myself off and for the first time in a punt I am visibly pissed off. I stand up and try and take the condom off but she yells at me again "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? You're going to get sperm everywhere?!!! Let me do it!!" and with that she yanks the johnny off my dick in a tissue. I cannot take anymore at this point and tell her that this is completely unacceptable. She looks at me shocked that I have the nerve to complain and retorts with "All guys doing this thing and drop sperm, it's disgusting". I tell her that I'm not all guys and that I was going to dispose of it over the bin carefully, I further point out that I have been very respectful to her throughout, saying please and thankyou etc and she has been very rude. Something hits home and she goes silent. I walk over to my clothes and start putting them on, with my back to her as I am really pissed off, it takes me all day to earn 20 quid and this girl totally took the piss today. She puts on her clothes and then sits on the edge of the bed right behind me, looking at me, I don't talk because I am pissed off and neither does she. I thought she would have got dressed and left the room but she lingers, watching me. I think she felt bad after I gave her the 'you're really out of order, I was nothing but polite to you' talk. What a bizarre situation, usually we say when a WG walks out of a room after the deed we tend to take that as a bad trait, but I wanted her to walk out but she didn't, instead choosing to sit there and stare at my back as I got changed. Very weird.
All in all a weird nightmarish punt. Maybe it was an off day for her? still no excuse to verbally abuse me like that, I am steady thinking now that when you are too polite, some girls really take the piss. I know my review is long but the actual punt lasted under 5 mins from start to end, complete rip off with a horrible service provider. She said she works elsewhere but was covering today, I'm sure that this is the same Maria as the others had described, because she is covering for Lisa and introduced herself as Maria. Plus by and large she fits the description of a slim girl with B cup boobs and long straight black hair and pretty-ish. She is not dusky though, she is pale and she is not 5”5, but more like 5”8. I noticed a tattoo on her shoulder and one on her wrist.
You have all been warned, I would advise you guys to stay well away, she is a bad one and mark my words she is not cut out for this job and will not last.