So this is my first post, and by extension, also a review of my first punting experience ever, which was on Tuesday, and my second, which was this evening.
Having been out of a long term relationship for 6 months, without the will to find someone else to possibly form an attachment to, I decided venturing into punting. The idea being to temporarily ease my sex drive, and also demystify sex with someone else (who's not my ex). I am around Soho a lot, and it happened to be the most convenient and impulsive way to venture into this uncharted territory. I'd never even considered something like this before, but the excitement (and the seedyness of it all) exists so diametrically opposed to what I've been used to, that in the end, I couldn't resist. I'm only young (early 20's), and have no trouble with girls, really, I just always seem to end up in long term relationships. The last one was a carcrash, and so this seems like the most worry-free route.
Both experiences have been painfully ambivalent.
On Tuesday I went to Greens Court where I met Poppy. Honestly, she is lovely. Attractive and cleary enjoyed what she was doing. I got on with her, and she put my nerves at ease very well. I would certainly recommend her for a first time punt. The maid was friendly as well. Really, I wasn't expecting things to be this (dare I say) wholesome (ha!).
I paid £32 for a BJ and sex. She was enthusiastic, and the experience was much like a GFE. Kind of exactly what I was looking for. All that said, at the end the johnny broke. I mean fuck! First time ever punting and it breaks? I have had sex hundreds upon hundreds of times, and never, ever, ever has one broke on me. Why now!! Obviously this hugely killed the mood, and Poppy, all flustered quickly ran to the bathroom in a panic to clean herself. I must emphasise now that I am 100% clean, and definitely would not have transmitted anything to her. I, of course, am getting tested out of precautions. Urgh!! As I imagine she is going to as well. her reaction certainly suggested she was clean herself - but of course you never know...
Today I finished work, and got a bit of a buzz thinking of going again... so I did. Fucking disaster. I didn't check the Soho walkup wiki, or this site to see who was on, so I went exploring. I tried Newport Court, an Italian bird was on but they'd closed for the night. I then tried the upper flat, to be greeted by a Thai girl. I had to turn her down. Not a looker at all (must have been Yo). I felt bad doing this, but really couln't have gone through with it. I had just heard her finish with another client too. So I go further exploring. I find the walkup on 4 Lisle street, so quickly dart through the door. I ring the first bell and am greeted by an overweight Brazillian (?) girl 'come in darling'. I don't take up the offer. Again, I feel bad doing this. I climb the stairs again, and ring the top flat. The maid lets me in, and she is aggressive. I ask who's on, and she angrily points me into the bedroom. 30 seconds later I am greeted by a short EE girl who says her name is Annabel. She looked about 20, and had a cheeky smile, initially (probably awkwardness). I pay £25 for BJ and sex. It sucked. It was horrible. It felt wrong, like, really wrong. The most impersonal and degrading fuck I've ever had. She points to a pube of mine and says its too long (haha!), I just had to laugh. She puts on a condom, suck the end for about 10 seconds. I then try my hardest to cum as quickly as I can and leave. She hands me a wet wipe after. I wipe my cock and exit. She says nothing, just leaves the room to greet another client. She should find another job as she clearly hates what she is doing.
Perhaps the difference is that I saw Poppy in the morning (I was her first of the day), whereas this second experience was gone 9pm. That said, it was horrific.
Buuuut, I'm gonna give it another pop with someone else later in a week or so. I love the comedy value of it all, above everything else. Going on mini-adventures with myself.
Just thought I'd share this as a review of the girls above, but also as a anecdotal account of a first punt. Soho probably isn't the best first punt... but hey, if you've got the stomach for it...