A little nervous...silly questions

[KingdomWhole]

Hey, I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. She is strict about waiting till marriage, I've gotten to the 'impatient' stage and just want to visit one or two whores for the experience. (Yes I'm Virgin). My question is I'm a little insecure about silly things I'm quite hairy all over, I trim my pubes but not clean shave just a 3 on a clip. I'm young & quite attractive but I'm still very insecure purely because i've never done it before. I'm 20 y/o by the way. I know I'm paying but I know some hoes refuse certain types of clients. Do you think I'm overthinking?
Thanks.

[Festisio]

I will be charitable and assume this isn't a joke post.

You don't mention your race but some prossies don't see certain races.

Just go searching on adult work, find one you like the look of, with good feedback and a face photo - you don't want to be dissapointed on your first go.

Post here with your top picks and people can advise.

[NIK]

Hey, I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. She is strict about waiting till marriage, I've gotten to the 'impatient' stage and just want to visit one or two whores for the experience. (Yes I'm Virgin). My question is I'm a little insecure about silly things I'm quite hairy all over, I trim my pubes but not clean shave just a 3 on a clip. I'm young & quite attractive but I'm still very insecure purely because i've never done it before. I'm 20 y/o by the way. I know I'm paying but I know some hoes refuse certain types of clients. Do you think I'm overthinking?
Thanks.

What's all this gotten and hoes business? Are you American? There is actually no such English verb as gotten, it is American English.

Regarding your question, providing you crash the cash they wouldn't give a fuck how hairy you are.
Unless you're a gorilla. 

[NIK]

Also I wouldn't worry about them saying they refuse to see certain age groups. It's remarkable how the scent of cash changes principles.

[James999]

Hey, I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. She is strict about waiting till marriage,

That's possibly because she knows she's a crap shag and knows that after blokes have fucked her they dump her, so she sees you as a mug and decided to lock you into a contract before you find out 

[Jason]

If you are non-white some girls may refuse to see you. But I guess that your question was about age restrictions as some prossies might refuse to see you unless you are above 21 or above 25 or above 30.  In any case if there exist any restrictions they will be mentioned in the girl's profile.

Prossies will not generally bother about body hair as they see men with non-trimmed body and pubic hair every day. Will the presence of body hair affect their service delivery? Possibly. If I were you I would trim level 1 or even do a laser removal (of body hair, not pubic of course) but whatever you choose to do with your body hair, first discuss it with your girlfriend.

Adrianna Lima was a virgin until her marriage. If your girlfriend is as 80% beautiful as Lima then wait until marriage. If not, move on.

As for you being virgin there are several previous threads in this forum. In the following link you can read my advice and also the advices of others who had a different opinion: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12741.msg193407#msg193407

[James999]

If you are non-white some girls may refuse to see you

Well his Girlfriend refuses to sleep with him so it's not looking good for him 

[latecomer]

As for you being virgin there are several previous threads in this forum. In the following link you can read my advice and also the advices of others who had a different opinion: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=12741.msg193407#msg193407

Yes it would be worth your while reading this thread.  In her reply Dani makes 2 points I'd agree with for you: firstly book 30 minutes for a first appointment and secondly don't spend too much because it's no guarantee the girl will be any better.

I would add that some girls on Adultwork specifically say they're used to dealing with first timers.  Also (just my own theory, this one) a girl who lists Disabled Clients in her Likes list is likely to be a more sympathetic and understanding type of person.

[SexyLady]

Some prossies are selective about the clients they see yes, including myself. I personally don't see younger men even being very young myself. I've always preferred men 30+ and don't see anyone under 25 in work. I fully state this on my profile and if the girl in question does not have it on her profile, then it might be wise to ask and double check. 

Above all most prossies just care that you are on time, hygienic and polite, so your choice of words may not go down too well with some. However, I'm sure there will be several 'hoes' happy too see you 

[Bangers and Gash]

Hey, I've been with my girlfriend for 3 years. She is strict about waiting till marriage, I've gotten to the 'impatient' stage and just want to visit one or two whores for the experience. (Yes I'm Virgin).

It's of zero help whatsoever, but as a single guy, I piss myself laughing when I hear pathetic guys putting up with shit like this.

The other day at work, 2 married, middle aged co-workers were bitching about ''not gettin any'' as they all do. I just smiled to myself and thought these guys are sad fuckers. They hand over their wages each week, they get told what to do and where to go, and have probably never had their dick sucked - because the Mrs says ''that's for perverts.''

 

Get a backbone.

[SirFrank]

I'll also give you the benefit of the doubt here and work on the basis that you aren't taking the piss. This is purely advisory and I can't really add to the above as such but one thing to bear in mind - if she won't let you fuck her BEFORE you get married you've got no fucking chance after. My lass loved the cock before we got married now we mate about as regularly as pandas.

I'd kick her into the long grass and get a new model who fucks like a barn door blowing in the wind

[Dani]

If you are genuine then find a prossie who states she caters for nervous or inexperienced men.  she will then be likely to teach you a trick or two.
However remember if you visit prossies and learn some neat tricks on your wedding night wifey will work out you are not the virgin you pretend to be.

While someone conserving their virginity for religious reasons is commendable I have  a very huge feeling that after your wedding night the new wife will decide she doesn't like sex and you wont get any at all.
How the hell do you know you are sexually compatible?  You may both have very different likes and needs and it is better to find out before being married than after as you could both be stuck in a very unhappy sexually frustrating marriage.

Is she really a virgin or before you did she try sex and decide it was not for her but used the I want to wait excuse so you don't find out until after when it is too late

[James999]

Some prossies are selective about the clients they see yes, including myself. I personally don't see younger men even being very young myself.

So how old are you then ?

[panther111]

It's not a potential punt you should be concerned about my friend, it's your 'relationship'. 
Fine if she wants to abstain, I can respect that but if you're posting about getting it on with a pro$$ie then you 2 ain't going no where.
Yep, some girls don't see certain types, totally up to them, whoever / whatever you are, most girls are fine with you.

[helmsdale]

Once you have decided to marry, you should get married asap, not good to be hanging about without any meaningful physical contact. OP should give ultimatum to girlfriend to set a wedding date within next 6 months or be dumped.

[Hellraiser]

I bet OP's girlfriend isn't a virgin and has secretly been giving blowies and has been fucking behind his back for years.

Never, ever trust anyone who says 'I'm saving my cherry until I am a lawfully wedded wife!' you mug 

[NIK]

Another one who seems to have fucked off, and doubtless we won't hear from again. 

[KingdomWhole]

I didn't fuck off, haha. I'm here.
Thanks all for the replies, been a bit busy. I wrote my initial post in a rush and I'm surprised at how sharp some of you are without much context. Then again, it is a forum, my post wasn't exactly detailed, and so forth...
I'm in full respect of all your opinions, I actually believe in sexual compatibility before marriage also (exception to every rule, IMO, so I wouldn't make that concrete), I should have mentioned I'm also contemplating leaving her, and as such I don't mind a quick ''punt'' as you guys call it; whether I'm still with or without her. Regardless we aren't here to discuss my plans with women or my moral code or anything of that nature. Purely my questions. I assure you I wasn't taking the piss, nor am I american. Lmao.
Thankyou for your advice, especially to those who were patient and assumed I was telling the truth. Have a great week everyone!

[Toshiba]

Stange world at times

Utter shite this

[Corus Boy]

It's of zero help whatsoever, but as a single guy, I piss myself laughing when I hear pathetic guys putting up with shit like this.

The other day at work, 2 married, middle aged co-workers were bitching about ''not gettin any'' as they all do. I just smiled to myself and thought these guys are sad fuckers. They hand over their wages each week, they get told what to do and where to go, and have probably never had their dick sucked - because the Mrs says ''that's for perverts.''

 

Get a backbone.

And if they want out of it...

...Book ParisB, she'll let their OH know what they're up to!!!!

[The President]

And if they want out of it...

...Book ParisB, she'll let their OH know what they're up to!!!!

  too right

[CBPaul]

I didn't fuck off, haha. I'm here.
Thanks all for the replies, been a bit busy. I wrote my initial post in a rush and I'm surprised at how sharp some of you are without much context. Then again, it is a forum, my post wasn't exactly detailed, and so forth...
I'm in full respect of all your opinions, I actually believe in sexual compatibility before marriage also (exception to every rule, IMO, so I wouldn't make that concrete), I should have mentioned I'm also contemplating leaving her, and as such I don't mind a quick ''punt'' as you guys call it; whether I'm still with or without her. Regardless we aren't here to discuss my plans with women or my moral code or anything of that nature. Purely my questions. I assure you I wasn't taking the piss, nor am I american. Lmao.
Thankyou for your advice, especially to those who were patient and assumed I was telling the truth. Have a great week everyone!

If you give out information about your physical relationship - or lack of it - it is bound to raise comments. If you don't want it discussed then don't mention it.

Since this is really about you losing your virginity you have 2 options.
Option 1. Get a gf who will let you try before you buy. You clearly don't know how you feel about this so make your mind up.
Option 2. Pay for it.

If you book a prossie I would strongly advise booking an older one, not a younger one. Chances are they will be more patient and understanding. Also book an English girl as a lot of foreigners won't have a clue what you are talking about due to their lack of English. I'm assuming you are not fluent in Romanian / Polish etc.

Don't worry about being hairy. I have an above average covering of body hair but not in the ape category. It's never bothered any WG, even when they have had to extract the odd chest hair from between their teeth  . I also can't be bothered to remove any of the excess hair as I don't have the time and don't give a shit. If you do feel the need to remove hair then try Veet for men.

[vorian]

If you do feel the need to remove hair then try Veet for men.

But for fuck sake, whatever you do follow the instructions. Do NOT think you know better.

[Corus Boy]

But for fuck sake, whatever you do follow the instructions. Do NOT think you know better.

There speaks the furry bear!!!!! 

[vorian]

There speaks the furry bear!!!!! 

I'm just praying that the fur will grow back at some point 

[Corus Boy]

I'm just praying that the fur will grow back at some point 

Please don't tell us you've been doing it Bear Back? 

[vorian]

Please don't tell us you've been doing it Bear Back? 

   

I'm going to the GUM clinic later to see what they can do.

[CBPaul]

But for fuck sake, whatever you do follow the instructions. Do NOT think you know better.

No No No, instructions are for girls. Men open the box and throw the instructions away, they are a nuisance and get in the way.

Smear liberally all over the hirsute area and let us know how it goes.

Industrial quantities of Savlon may be a prudent purchase alongside the Veet though.

BTW Vorian, it will never grow back, hair can't grow through scar tissue.

[KingdomWhole]

If you give out information about your physical relationship - or lack of it - it is bound to raise comments. If you don't want it discussed then don't mention it.

Since this is really about you losing your virginity you have 2 options.
Option 1. Get a gf who will let you try before you buy. You clearly don't know how you feel about this so make your mind up.
Option 2. Pay for it.

If you book a prossie I would strongly advise booking an older one, not a younger one. Chances are they will be more patient and understanding. Also book an English girl as a lot of foreigners won't have a clue what you are talking about due to their lack of English. I'm assuming you are not fluent in Romanian / Polish etc.

Don't worry about being hairy. I have an above average covering of body hair but not in the ape category. It's never bothered any WG, even when they have had to extract the odd chest hair from between their teeth  . I also can't be bothered to remove any of the excess hair as I don't have the time and don't give a shit. If you do feel the need to remove hair then try Veet for men.

Totally agree, and thanks for your 2¢.
Have a good day.

[Mr Jones]

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5.0 out of 5 stars Oh the shame...., 3 July 2012
By A. Chappell (Denmark) - See all my reviews
(REAL NAME)    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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The funniest piece of writing I have EVER read in my life!

[cornbeefinspector]

it could have been worse , he mighthave given her a sprout facial   

[Corus Boy]

The funniest piece of writing I have EVER read in my life!

Is it possible that A. Chappell is Manmeat? 

[jcdmj12]

It's of zero help whatsoever, but as a single guy, I piss myself laughing when I hear pathetic guys putting up with shit like this.

The other day at work, 2 married, middle aged co-workers were bitching about ''not gettin any'' as they all do. I just smiled to myself and thought these guys are sad fuckers. They hand over their wages each week, they get told what to do and where to go, and have probably never had their dick sucked - because the Mrs says ''that's for perverts.''

 

Get a backbone.

Some of them secretly enjoy it I suspect.

My attitude is if the kitchen's open, I'll sit down to dinner. If it's closed, I won't complain about being hungry, I'll just go the caff down the road.  Nae bother.

[Rochdull lad]

No No No, instructions are for girls. Men open the box and throw the instructions away, they are a nuisance and get in the way.

Smear liberally all over the hirsute area and let us know how it goes.

Industrial quantities of Savlon may be a prudent purchase alongside the Veet though.

BTW Vorian, it will never grow back, hair can't grow through scar tissue.

Candidate for one-liner of the week, CBP!