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External Link/Members OnlyMy worst ever punt lads.
Initial impressions from her profile were OK - no objections to her appearance on the photos. I should probably have heard the alarm bells from her price of only £90 for an hour, but of course the small brain between my legs was in charge.
Comms were excellent - immediate response to an email with her phone no. Chatted to her - sounded nice, booking made later that day. Found her place without too much trouble.
Then - I nearly walked, I should have, but again the small brain won out. Her flat was the most awful skanky filthy mess. She was not unattractive, but had made no effort at all. No makeup, very casually dressed, not recently showered. Then the service, or total lack of it began. She started with a long list of things she didn’t like. She just gave the impression she’d rather be doing anything else. She also spent some time telling me how rubbish her life was.
Her body was OK in a way - she said she had recently lost 5 stone and so had a bit too much skin for what was inside.
We basically went through the motions. She answered the phone during the meet. As soon as I had come she jumped off me and started looking at her phone and just ignored me lying there with a full condom. After asking, I was directed to the filthy bathroom to use some loo paper to dispose of it.
I ended up feeling a bit sorry for her (why??) - she has been through some rough times - but she is totally unsuited to escorting unless she completely ups her game. Can’t recommend anyone else bothers.
Would I go back? Never.
