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Offline Whitebeer

Every time I come across this HP guys posts there's always a 'bag of cherries' or something similar. I just laugh so much that it's unreal.
I'm not laughing at HP but I just find it hilarious at the way he describes it.

I've taken some booze or coke to meets but fruit? Never crossed my mind.

Offline finn5555

It's impressive as cherries are not cheap  :sarcastic:

It's probably a generational thing, Whitebeer.  Like me, HP's an older punter; and I'm guessing that, again like me, he wouldn't know where to get [e.g.] coke.

I occasionally take flowers to one of my Regulars and a bottle of ginger beer [don't ask! ;) ] to the other.  I'd never take a gift on a first visit, though.

Offline akauya

Every time I come across this HP guys posts there's always a 'bag of cherries' or something similar. I just laugh so much that it's unreal.
I'm not laughing at HP but I just find it hilarious at the way he describes it.

I've taken some booze or coke to meets but fruit? Never crossed my mind.

Coke!? As in the North American drink or the South American marching powder?


Offline SirPhilipXX

Coke!? As in the North American drink or the South American marching powder?

I cant imagine a WG being too impressed if I turned up with a 6 pack of Coca Cola, whereas....

Offline akauya

I cant imagine a WG being too impressed if I turned up with a 6 pack of Coca Cola, whereas....

Maybe I was being naive then  :D


Offline vorian

Maybe I was being naive then  :D

You and me both,  it's hard enough (no pun intended) to keep going throughout a session a d not since the age of twenty have I thought drink and drugs make fucking any easier.  Apart from the blue pill of course.
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Offline SirPhilipXX

You and me both,  it's hard enough (no pun intended) to keep going throughout a session a d not since the age of twenty have I thought drink and drugs make fucking any easier.  Apart from the blue pill of course.

Agree with that!
 
I believe that those guys who like to be fucked with a strap-on like to take 'poppers' to relax the anus, but the idea of that does not appeal to me in the slightest.

Offline akauya

You and me both,  it's hard enough (no pun intended) to keep going throughout a session a d not since the age of twenty have I thought drink and drugs make fucking any easier.  Apart from the blue pill of course.

Absolutely agree with you - apart from the blue pill - no drugs for me of any kind. Not even alcohol. I like to be in 100% mental capacity to enjoy the expereince  :thumbsup:

Offline herbie007

I take pizza along sometimes.

Nice having a slice in between rounds  :D

Offline smiths

Agree with that!
 
I believe that those guys who like to be fucked with a strap-on like to take 'poppers' to relax the anus, but the idea of that does not appeal to me in the slightest.

I certainly dont use poppers when being shagged up the arse by a WG wearing a strap-on, poppers are horrible and just gave me a bad headache when i gave them a go years ago.

Plenty of lube and easy does it because i am not a homosexual or bi so my arse isnt used to being penetrated is how a WG should do it in my view.

Offline smiths

Absolutely agree with you - apart from the blue pill - no drugs for me of any kind. Not even alcohol. I like to be in 100% mental capacity to enjoy the expereince  :thumbsup:

Same here and i dont even take the blue pill and never have. Punting straight is far better than being stoned and/or pissed for me because in my early punting days i virtually never punted without being pissed, stoned or both, and its far better now. ;)

Curious6705

Absolutely agree with you - apart from the blue pill - no drugs for me of any kind. Not even alcohol. I like to be in 100% mental capacity to enjoy the expereince  :thumbsup:

Same for me. I used to enjoy a pint before a punt, but no more, because it means I need a pee break during a long punt.

Offline CoolTiger

From my recollection of reading his posts, some WGs don't like flowers (can't take them home), alcohol (as may be driving back home,) or even chocolates (putting on weight), Cherries are something most WGs can easily accept, without putting on weight, and can take home with them without arousing suspicion.

Offline Whitebeer

From my recollection of reading his posts, some WGs don't like flowers (can't take them home), alcohol (as may be driving back home,) or even chocolates (putting on weight), Cherries are something most WGs can easily accept, without putting on weight, and can take home with them without arousing suspicion.

Makes sense. I'm going to have to try popping some cherries but for a start, where on earth does one get hold of them?
I don't think I've ever punted without some form of intoxication. I've punted for a good few years both incall and the old car call.
I'm going for one tonight after the match and I might try some cherries if it's a regular.

Offline vorian

I don't think I've ever punted without some form of intoxication.

Why does that somehow not surprise me  :D

So I take it then, that it was the South America style coke you take to punts then, think I will stick to HP's cherries myself seems much  more civilised. Imho drugs make people boring and boring people even more so.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2014, 02:27:02 PM by vorian »
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Offline Whitebeer

Why does that somehow not surprise me  :D

So I take it was the South America style coke you take to punts then
:thumbsup:
Well not on a regular basis. A couple of pints makes me giddy enough but depends on the girls really. Some are ok and others aren't. Majority of the young uns go the extra mile with this stuff.

Curious6705

Off topic - but for some reason HP taking his regulars cherries reminds me of this movie scene

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmojxkRfaUA

Offline vorian

:thumbsup:
Well not on a regular basis. A couple of pints makes me giddy enough but depends on the girls really. Some are ok and others aren't. Majority of the young uns go the extra mile with this stuff.

Always a good idea to introduce prossies to class A drugs, after all, they are such a mentally stable bunch and drugs and prossies alway end up such a good combination in the long term.

UKP members who are racist and give young prossies class A drugs, why not just ask for the email addresses so that Harriet Harman can contact them directly. Might save you some time and effort.
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Offline aardvark

I believe that those guys who like to be fucked with a strap-on like to take 'poppers' to relax the anus,

What do they do, balance the poppers on the end of the strap-on before shoving it up??

Offline Whitebeer

Always a good idea to introduce prossies to class A drugs, after all, they are such a mentally stable bunch and drugs and prossies alway end up such a good combination in the long term.

UKP members who are racist and give young prossies class A drugs, why not just ask for the email addresses so that Harriet Harman can contact them directly. Might save you some time and effort.

I wouldn't associate myself with a paedo sympathiser if I were you.

Offline vorian

I wouldn't associate myself with a paedo sympathiser if I were you.

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I've removed his Off-Topic access and will be keeping an eye on him. Shall end this thread here.

And I wouldn't associate myself with giving class A drugs to prossies if I were you.

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Offline a10

Zing! Do you want some aloe vera, because you just got burned!  :lol:

Offline Whitebeer

There is a warning in there. If you are Paedo or a sympathiser, we will get to you. You can't hide forever. And certainly can't hide in cyber space.

Offline vorian

There is a warning in there. If you are Paedo or a sympathiser, we will get to you. You can't hide forever. And certainly can't hide in cyber space.

Sorry a warning in where  :unknown: and who is this we  :unknown: you talk about

If you're not sure maybe you should check with your editor.
« Last Edit: February 25, 2014, 03:29:19 PM by vorian »
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