Author Topic: Milf wet Alice!! Caernarfon! Pros and cons  (Read 1953 times)


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Offline Np1984

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Good evening gentlemen,
I arranged a meet with a polish lady called milf wet Alice in Caernarfon.

Price was £70 for 30 mins.

Communication was ok, I rang her number, she ignored my call, then sent me a txt immediately, all communication done via text message and was straight forward.

Location, a small flat in Caernarfon which is well used by various polish ladies, clean enough and shower facilities are available. The flat is located by a public car park and it cost £1 for 1 hour. Having said that the flat is discrete.

The meet! Well what can I say about this! I will start with the cons first! Ok I know looks are subjective but I found Alice to be not the best looking women in the world, firstly she has some dodgy teeth! She’s a lot older than her stated age! I would say mid 50s! Body wise she is ok however there is a massive brown lump on her back, a bit like a oversized mole and it’s big! I would guess it’s the size of a golf ball!

The pros!!! She’s bloody awesome! Despite her looks and with me not walking away when I first saw her, I was provided with a cracking service! So I was directed to her flat and it was the usual hiding behind the door, the min that door shut and before I could get a proper look at her she had her tongue down my throat!! Her hands where wondering and before I knew it she had me stark bollock naked with a right stonker!! Anyway I managed to get into the shower, the second I stepped foot out the shower she had her mouth around my dick! Sucking it really sensually before deepthroating me! After a couple of minutes of this we eventually ended up in the bedroom! At this point she’s lying on the bed and I’m licking her out she was thrusting her hips in my face and was making all the right noises! She smelt and tasted good! No bad odours here!

She then wanted to taste herself and got me to lick her deep then stick my tongue in her mouth!! This seemed to drive her crazy! She then threw me on the bed and continued to suck me off really hard and paying plenty of attention to the balls!! I was on the verge of no return at this point! So on with the condom! And she climbed on top and to ride me hard! I then bent her over and we had sex doggy style! Now I’m not the most well endowed, but my days she was really tight!! Probably the tightest sp I’ve ever had! Anyway 2 pumps and a squirt doggy style and I’m done!!! 

So to summarise! Not the best looking and few problems with teeth and brown lumps but without doubt one of the best punts I’ve had! She was full of energy and very enthusiastic and the sex and foreplay was frantic, passionate and very very good! So despite her flaws it was £70 well spent and I will be returning!

Her English is good so no communication issues l!

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So let me get this straight, you paid £ 70 1/2 hr (£120/hr) for a girl of about 55, no great looker, limited likes (especially no DFK),buck teeth & zero feed back  :(



She does have good communication skills :thumbsup:   Does she understand Foxtrot Oscar ? :unknown:

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Offline Samjos

One got the hot list - long way to drive but hopefully she will be one day in brum

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One got the hot list - long way to drive but hopefully she will be one day in brum


Perhaps you would care to read the review again  :scare:

There are loads of nice girls in Brum. Why are you waiting for this one  :unknown:

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Offline Samjos



There areloads of nice girls in Brum. Why are you waiting for this one 

OM

Very true and certainly one or two stunning polish girls around

But if you read the review

1) £70 hr
2) enthusiastic
3) foto looks acceptable



Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good balanced review NP  :hi:

OM, I certainly wouldn't have TOFT'd with the profile as it is. But, given the SPs enthusiasm, I'd be tempted myself if I was up in that part of the World, even with the dodgy mole!

Offline Np1984

Good balanced review NP  :hi:

OM, I certainly wouldn't have TOFT'd with the profile as it is. But, given the SPs enthusiasm, I'd be tempted myself if I was up in that part of the World, even with the dodgy mole!

Thankyou grumpy, yes it was a risk seeing her, but there is slim pickings up in north wales at the moment.

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From memory, there is almost always slim pickings in North Wales, certainly in North West Wales  :(

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Very true and certainly one or two stunning polish girls around

But if you read the review

1) £70 hr
2) enthusiastic
3) foto looks acceptable

I think you’ll find that it’s £70 / 30 minutes or £120/ hr. Are you still waiting in Brum  :sarcastic:

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From memory, there is almost always slim pickings in North Wales, certainly in North West Wales  :(

Never punted there but from comments on here I think you’re right
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Offline Samjos

I think you’ll find that it’s £70 / 30 minutes or £120/ hr. Are you still waiting in Brum  :sarcastic:

OM

So why did you travel
Over 45 miles to visit one of your SPs

Surely there are plenty of SPs in Cardiff and Nearby Bristol?

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So why did you travel
Over 45 miles to visit one of your SPs

Surely there are plenty of SPs in Cardiff and Nearby Bristol?

1. I didn’t misquote the rate, unlike you

2. Your sat nav needs attention, Brum is > 45 from Caernarfon

3. Nonetheless as a matter of general interest which SP did you have in mind

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1. I didn’t misquote the rate, unlike you

2. Your sat nav needs attention, Brum is > 45 from Caernarfon

3. Nonetheless as a matter of general interest which SP did you have in mind

OM

You so up yourself you miss the point  :cool: :cool:

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