Apologies in adance, I think I might have overdone this review ... might as well put the kettle on boil while you make your way through this post! Or shake a martini if that's your thing ...
Cambria - Diva Escorts Bayswater Incall External Link/Members Only £150, 1h incall
Friday May 17th. 21:30 - 22:30
W2 6D? location
Phone: Only via agency. She doesn't do direct bookings, at least she didn't offer me for future.
Request to the agency: a girl who can have a banter, fun. Petite and tall. B size, natural. A friend of mine had done the research on the internet and was almost holding a hun to my head to bang this chick. I was honestly planning to socialize for the first half hour, and then pump for the next half hour.
My prep: I was freshly showered from my hotel just an hour ago, was wearing a nice evening jacket, and carried a bottle of prosecco. I had also made good use of my hair trimmer and run it close all around the zone. Teeth brushed.
Body pics: Accurate. Flawless skin. Perfect arse. B cup tits, all natural, yum! Only attaching 1 pic of hers as there are loads on a few websites. She seems consistent in using this name of Cambria accross all websites.
Face pics: Close. If she had make-up on, it would have been exactly the same. But not sure why she dropped the makeup. Also, she looks like an angle on the websites with her hair down. On this occasion when I met her, her hair was up in a single pony tail. She has the really cute dimple on one cheeck, and a semi-cute semi-deep dimple on the other cheek.
Approach: Address sent by agency. Quiet and dark street. Buzzer at door, told her about the booking via Diva, she instantly let me in, not not before complaining that I was 20 minutes late. Walk in at street level, a few steps up, and immediate left to get to apartment #2.
The door opened with the lady hidden behind the door. As the door closed, the lady emerged. She was wearing a single thing - not sure what it's called. It's like a bra and thong combo. Nice black lacy stuff. I was happy. Apologised that I was late (I had messaged the agency, but Cambria didn't acknowledge that) and checked whether or not I still had an hour. Yes, all good.
Other WG's. Didn't get the name at the time, but there was another WG in the apartment while I was doing my business. Cambria asked if I wanted a duo session where she would call Flori into her room for an additional £180. I declined.
We walked through the hallway into the nearest bedroom where the paperwork was dealt with first things first after she confirmed that I wasn't after anything too bizarre. Although while the paperwork was passing hands, I asked if OWO was an option. There was some moaning, groaning & hesitation. She only committed to give it a go based on how my undergrowth turned out was and how clean I was, etc. btw. I'm brown skinned, about 6 feet tall, 90 kilos, and pretty hairy. I understand the hesitation, I'm not Caucasian, so I get that a lot. Also, I'm kicking myself for not taking exact change. She went to get £10 change, but surprise surprise that thought was lost very quickly. So I ended up paying £160.
Apartment state: It's clean and tidy. Kitched stank of cigarette smoke, but rest of the house was nuetral. 2 bed apartment. 1 large bedroom (Flori's room) was nicely furnished. Cambria's room was smaller, barely fit a double bed. The bed was more springy that pockety. But ok, made for good rebound.
Services: I was looking for plain vanilla sex. I have problems getting 'it' up. I know that 'it' doesn't work in positions where I'm facing upwards (cowgirl doesn't work). I have to be standing up (doggy and missionary work well). I also know that once it's up, I last about 10 minutes. So the 1h booking was to have a banter, have fun, and also to do my 10 minutes of hard work!
Her clothes came off as soon as she came back from 'not' getting my change. I was a bit sad about that. I really like unpacking my presents by myself.
Anyway, I stand there fully clothed, in no hurry. Pop open the prosecco, get 2 glasses from the kitchen. I pour some, we chat, make joes, etc. Just small talk. She is obviously easter european, but totally at east with English.
Fucking annoying thing was that she would not let go of her phone, kept playing with it. While I'm with her, talking to her!
So, I tell her to lie down on her belly while I sit on her bum to give her a back massage. By now my clothes are off, and we're on our second drink. This part I loved and hated. Hated was that she's on her tummy looking at message on her phone. Loved was that I'm giving her a body to body massage, and dry humping her buttocks (nowhere near any orifices) without a condom on. It was sooo good. So while I'm dry humping, she now makes a video call to her girl friend. Her girl friend (looks like another WG) is holding a corona and giving us a cheers. We are both in the video. So I grab my prosecco and give her a cheers. Cambria asks me to say some random shit to this girl on the video call - like just some playful sexy stuff. Cambria kept refering to her as Flori / Florika through the entire call. Then after we hang up, Cambria asks me to go walk through the apartment. I go walking and find this WG in the flat is the same girl we video called. So I get a 3rd glass from the kitchen and pour a drink for Flori. We then casually hang out in the unlit foyer. Flori is all dressed, and looking very awkward. She was tight thin, and sort of pretty.
At one point, just out of the blue, Cambria flicked my cock. Oh god, I thought she'd broken it, and it stung a bit. I distinctly remember having this reflex thought of slapping her accross her face. But had to control myself. Laughed it off cursing her lots. Although I did love how much this woman was engaging with me!
Got Cambria back to her room, and onto her back this time. I had a good chow down of her punani! So fresh, and hairless. I licked all the way around front and back. Stuck my tongue in, all fresh! She's got the sweets pussy ever!
Flori is now rambling around the flat, cleaning the toilet, have a smoke in the kitchen, working on her laptop in her (better) bedroom.
By now we're 25 minutes into the booking. Now she tells me that my time is about over, and that we should get fucking. But I say that we have a whole 35 minutes to go. To which she replies that we have 15 minutes for business and then I'd need 15 minutes for a shower. So I don't want to grumble any more.
I lie on my back, and she inspects the undergrowth. Approved. She approaches for OWO and starts. But no response from my cock. Dead as a duck! So I tell her that I'd like to try being upright. I stand and she sits on the edge of the bed. This works, and OWO is enjoyed. I've never done FK, DFK with a WG. Always saved that for the ones that took my heart away! But in this instance, after the OWO attempt, we were standing and feeling each other up, and then she was the one who actually took the lead and kissed me. I responded positively, and she kept exploring my mouth with her tongue. Probably wasn't the deepest FK I've had with a girlfriend, but on WG standards, I would rate is as pretty DFK. I was pleased, but not expecting, so a decent bonus.
Rubber on (provided by her, red colored), in missionary. Honestly, I can't feel a thing around my dick. That was dissapointing, but the whole experience of watching her writhe in ecstasy kept me excited. Phew quiet bed springs! Turned her over to doggy, went on for a bit. Then we did this other pose where she's lying flat on the bed on her tummy, and I lie on top of her, entering her from the anal perspective, but going into the vagina - anybody know what that's called? All this only because my cock stays hard when it's dangling down, rather than pointing up! Crazy mental cock of mine!
Overall, in various positions, after about 15 minutes of pumping, I cum in condom. She helps clean up.
I stay, pour another drink and leave at about the 50 minute mark. This was because I was done with her, but also because she was getting fidgety and wanted to sleep! :o
Pro: Hot girl, total personality, fun, all promised services offered, plus more!
Con: Her phone was the constant annoyance, even when we were playing! And her clock watching at the 25 minute mark. And then at the 45 minute mark.
Overall, I'd give this a Neutral.
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