Lucyj95 - Salford

[LYL]

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Hey guys, I haven't been posted a review in a while. I'll keep it brief as this girl is well reviewed.

It's been a few weeks this happened, I won't get into much details.

It was an incall, her usual flat in Salford, white building, annoying lifts.. she lives there so she's a bit paranoid with smashing/knocking on the door.

The girl is somewhat attractive, Geordie girl that's only quiet when she has her mouth full of cock. She's not my type, she's out of shape imo (when I go for a prossie I expect something special, not the usual kebab clubber drunken weekend slut with a belly) . She'd rather go to Turkey for surgery than leave aside the burgers and sweat in the gym. Her boobs and ass were kind of new so nothing too rough was on the table.

Service wise, her pussy is nice to eat, but I'd rather fuck her ass if I'm going for a hole. Blowjob was decent nothing spectacular, kissing was alright, can't compare to SK though. The highlight of the punt is banging her ass. Dialogue and eye contact was definitely there. She seemed quite eager to make you cum and then start talking until you had enough and leave.

I don't think I'll be seeing her anytime soon unless she does some Reagan Raunchy transformation and find her way to the gym..

[Antmac]

Not a good review my friend

[Clitheroelad]

Not a good review my friend

Why not ? Hes being honest. Ok, hes no White Knight but he tells it as he sees it  if he thinks shes out of shape then he has every right to say so. Having read your report I think you need to give your head a wobble mate.

[freeze44]

Why not ? Hes being honest. Ok, hes no White Knight but he tells it as he sees it  if he thinks shes out of shape then he has every right to say so. Having read your report I think you need to give your head a wobble mate.

+1

Remember seeing the comment and thought it was a reference to the wg not being good but as you say now seeing the review he did it was meant differently.

Seen her myself and no need to be asking for glowing reviews to counter and this sort of thing putting me off a return 

[OakTree]

+1

Remember seeing the comment and thought it was a reference to the wg not being good but as you say now seeing the review he did it was meant differently.

Seen her myself and no need to be asking for glowing reviews to counter and this sort of thing putting me off a return 

I too thought it was in reference to not such a great time but now seeing his vomit inducing comment after his own review.

Ps if you’re reading this Lucy, you are gorgeous x

It takes on a different complexion.

[DoctorDoctor]

Thanks for the review....not!

I had the misfortune to be the next punter to visit her after she'd read the review. She was in a bad mood which permeated the punt.

Closed mouth kissing and I received a desultory blowjob. Junior Doctor lost interest quite quickly, though she gamely carried on until I came.

I've seen her a few times and quite like her. She's pretty in a GND way, I like her body and she's interesting, but I'll not be going back - reminded me too much of my ex wife!

DD

[samneil15]

Thanks for the review....not!

I had the misfortune to be the next punter to visit her after she'd read the review. She was in a bad mood which permeated the punt.

Closed mouth kissing and I received a desultory blowjob. Junior Doctor lost interest quite quickly, though she gamely carried on until I came.

I've seen her a few times and quite like her. She's pretty in a GND way, I like her body and she's interesting, but I'll not be going back - reminded me too much of my ex wife!

DD

Sorry to hear that DD but a neutral review is no excuse for a shit punt- This girl is quickly getting a reputation of giving a half arsed service. Blows her own horn far too much and just needs to concentrate on her punters and less on reviews.

I've seen her a few times myself and always enjoyed it but I am in no rush to go back. She's young, she needs to get in the fucking gym or stop eating so many kebabs 

[lewisjones23]

Thanks for the review....not!

I had the misfortune to be the next punter to visit her after she'd read the review. She was in a bad mood which permeated the punt.

Closed mouth kissing and I received a desultory blowjob. Junior Doctor lost interest quite quickly, though she gamely carried on until I came.

I've seen her a few times and quite like her. She's pretty in a GND way, I like her body and she's interesting, but I'll not be going back - reminded me too much of my ex wife!

DD

will you be leaving a negative review of your punt?

[DoctorDoctor]

No. The context of it being related to the primary review is what's important. Her variable service record is documented elsewhere.

[freeze44]

No. The context of it being related to the primary review is what's important. Her variable service record is documented elsewhere.

?? so you say this review put her in a bad mood and messed up your punt? So who's to blame?? Got to be the SP and reckon you should review accordingly so others are aware.

[lewisjones23]

No. The context of it being related to the primary review is what's important. Her variable service record is documented elsewhere.

why not? are you planning on seeing her again? you do say you like her after all and have seen her a few times.

a review would be helpful for punters as not everyone will read all the comments and find out about the awful punt you had through no fault of your own.

reading a bad review is no excuse for giving a punter a shit time

[Kool Keef]

?? so you say this review put her in a bad mood and messed up your punt? So who's to blame?? Got to be the SP and reckon you should review accordingly so others are aware.

Yep

[LYL]

Fuck... Did I hurt her feelings?? Damn... Mr. Candy bar doesn't judge her 

Now I'm to blame because I told the truth... Wtf, I can't have any respect for a human being that will rather have liposuction or ass lifting than squatting or eating more salad and less cheesy chips!

When I go to a prostitute I expect to pay for something special, a chubby half pissed girl you can find on every Saturday night in Deansgate or Printworks...

[Clitheroelad]

When I go to a prostitute I expect to pay for something special, a chubby half pissed girl you can find on every Saturday night in Deansgate or Printworks...

I agree. There are far too many bang average women who ghink they are the next big porn star and charge accordingly. It goes with their over inflated ego.

That said Ive never met this one, and I dont intend on doing so. She sounds like she has an attitude and conveyor belt mentality.