External Link/Members OnlyLocation: Leeds (LS9)
Price: £70 (30 minutes)
Booking process:
Tried calling no answer, got a text saying she's available at 6pm. Which was convenient for me, asked which services she offered replied back with CIM, CIF, OWO, FK, GFE, DT, Rimming, Oral on me and much more...
That is the text word for word, i thought this could be decent. Little was i to know she was a lying cunt.
Said i'll be there for 6pm. Arrived and called no answer, got a text with the room and floor number.
The meet:
When i reach the flat and knock, the usual hiding behind the door trick happens. I am let in and she reveals herself, blonde tall and neither ugly nor attractive. Led into the bedroom, where she reveals her English is weak which explains why she never answered any of my calls.
I thought fuck it, if you can give a good service who gives a fuck if you can hold a conversation or not. £70 given and she goes away to stash.
At this point i realise the flat has at least 3-4 more people it's fairly loud can hear 2 different male voices and a woman with the tele on in the room next door.
Not the most comfortable of environments but i wasn't too bothered.
She starts off with OWO, i'm like can we start off with some kissing before you proceed to that. She explains in her broken English that kissing isn't on offer. I mentioned her text suggested otherwise this is where she plays dumb and doesn't understand. After about 5 minutes of OWO she pointed to the condom and i gave her the nod.
On with the rubber, she climbed onto, not much movement she seemed more keen to rub her hand on my balls. This position was doing nothing for me so after about 2 minutes i ask her to get on her back so i can pump away in missionary. Do that and blow my load into the bag and she cleans me up.
I confirmed via phone is massage is on offer so as i had 15 minutes remaining i asked for a massage. It was fucking useless she used some oil but absolutely no effort. She couldn't be bothered, after about 3-4 minuted i said you obviously can't be fucking bothered so i will get dressed and go. I asked for a towel to rub the oil off took about 2 minutes to get her to process what i wanted.
Overall:
Shit punt, one of my worst if not the worst ever. No effort from the girl, definitely not the girl from the picture. Flat not too bad but the presence of others made it a tad uncomfortable.
Would not recommend. Do not waste your money chaps, i have spunked 70 away but hopefully this will stop someone else from making the same mistake.
This girl is one lazy bitch who delivers half the service she claims via text.
