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Don't get being kicked in the nuts. Wtf!!!

One lady was telling me that when she worked in a parlour one chap wanted to fuck her with a mars bar which she agreed to, the end of it broke off and she had a hell of a job trying to get clean before the next chap to avoid him getting a nasty surprise.

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It is weird what turns people on but I would never judge. I used to think stuff like rimming or spanking was a bit odd but now love both.

A few weeks ago I saw a sexy girl painting her toenails on a train before a night out. For some reason it turned me on and I'm now tempted to ask a girl to do it whilst I watch. Sure that one will make her laugh!!

Offline CBPaul

A WG told me that a prospective client wanted a threesome, involving her and her mate sitting naked in the back of his van which was full of balloons. They would have to bounce up and down on the balloons to pop them as he drove around the streets.

I suspect a lot of these stories will be made up.  A great way of eating into your prossie time.

Offline vorian

I suspect a lot of these stories will be made up.  A great way of eating into your prossie time.

It's a bit like urban myths , often it's a friend of a friend. Still funny on here though.  :D
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I was seeing a regular girl who used to tell me about one particular client in detail. I still remember his handle, seamed stockings. His particular thing is being kicked viciously in the nuts. Here's a quote from one of his reviews...  'Once into roleplay Katie immediately took control of our situation and her first accurate hard kick into my vulnerable (but eagerly awaiting) balls was perfectly delivered. Several more hard kicks followed and it wasn't at all long till I was sucking air and grunting in pain. Katie knew however not to stop there and continued her savage barrage of well aimed hard kicks till I sank to the ground clutching my balls in some considerable pain.
This was her moment to trample my balls and spike them hard with her stiletto heels. Still in roleplay this was seriously scary...............mmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnn.'

I looked forward to hearing about his visits which were fuckin hilarious.  :wacko:


What deep thinkers men are...

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.  The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'

The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'.

At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.

Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.  Time for another beer.


Offline Toshiba

Was on a great punt and got talking about other clients, she told me she saw one guy who paid he £200 to read a book for two hours to him and another who paid her to feed him jelly babies

No sex involved, wtf, takes allsorts

Offline CoolTiger

Was on a great punt and got talking about other clients, she told me she saw one guy who paid he £200 to read a book for two hours to him and another who paid her to feed him jelly babies

No sex involved, wtf, takes allsorts


Make your mind up.... Was it Jelly Babies or All Sorts??? :D

Offline tazz

I have one where i like to pretend im super rich and im buying her lots of presents and loading her with cash. I thinks its due to me being a caring person.


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