I was in London a couple of weeks ago for a work meeting and thought I'd take advantage of the choice of massage places around. Tried to find someone that was available on short notice and messaged a few places. Nuru was the only one that came back quickly and had someone immediately avaialble (Mia I think - not that it mattered).
External Link/Members OnlyCost: I was told £100 for special massage and £150 for VIP. I assumed the latter was for FS which doesn't interest me so went for the £100 thinking I'd get a nice B2B massage.
Location: Quite central in Covent Garden, about 10 mins from the station. Can't remember where exactly but it was a large block of flat. I was told to wait outside and call on arrival. I did so and she told me to wait. about 5 mins later a women approached the opposite building and invited me in.
Woman: The woman in the picture on the site looked about mid twenties and looked lovely. I'm not an idiot so assumed it's probably from 5 years ago and a bit photoshopped but jesus, the lady who turned up was definitely 40's and looked absolutely nothing like the picture whatsoever. She was quite slim but that's a bout it.
Service: I was very tempted to walk but quite an anxious guy so just went along with it. I figured I would mabe just get a massage and a HE and call it a day but she didn't even ask. Led me into a small bedroom in a tiny flat and asked me to lie down on the bed. She immediately stipped off and then massaged my legs for about 2 minutes (literally) then asked me to turn over. I had my eyes shut then felt her start using her hands. I was still pretty soft and yet she took a comdom out and started putting it on with her mouth. Had an ok technique and it doesn't take much for me to get hard so it was fine. She did it for about 3 minutes at most then opened the draw, put a load of of lube inside her then just laid down next to me on the bed, pulled me on top and put me inside her. She kept saying slow (I'm quite large) and stopped if I went too deep so it was a bit awkward. Had to go on the side as it was just getting boring and she couldn't handle it then when I paused for a second she immediately started cleaning up as she thought i'd got there which was also awkward. Started again and did somehow and then she cleaned up for a couple of minutes and just started getting dressed, despite there being 30 mins left. I was going to ask for a massage but just thought fuck it and left.
Conclusion: Oevrall it was a horrible experience. Only wanted a massage but didn't even get offered one, clear bait and switch, tiny little flat/room, lied there like a corpse for FS and didn't do anything to pad out the time. For £100, I'm sure I would have had a much better time just going for an actual escort if I wanted a punt or a massage parlour for what I actually wanted. If you want to spend £100 on shitty sex with a 40+ year old then go for it...
