Harmony massage - Lilly FBSM & HR Rainham Essex

[Skippy2708]

I’ve seen this ad around for some time and with the help of intel from fellow UK Punters I went to pay a visit. External Link/Members Only
Beforehand comms was by text, was not quick to respond but she is probably busy and I can now see why 🤪
Text was £60 Swedish but closely followed by another text saying B2B for £100. I went for the latter obviously.  It’s her own place really clean, smells fresh and down a private road. She really is a beautiful girl (looks 8/10 kindness 10/10). She is a Rom but she would change your thinking about Roms in this industry.  Slight tan to her body and the body is 10/10, she looks after it.  She laid towels on the bed, and just seeing her arse in tight leggings bent over the bed got the old chap stirring and I’m 60 years old. I got undressed when she left the room, she came in and got her kit off straight away no messing, cracking body, nice gap between the top of her legs and the only possible downside to boob lovers is she is probably an A cup but that didn’t bother me.  Started with nice tingly fingers from toe to top and back again, then warm oil up the legs and straight in for oiling my balls and reach unders.  After a while she gave me B2B, oiled my back up, firm pressure with her whole body, was the best I’ve had, interspersed with more ball stroking and she does a nice thing with finger pressure on the bit between your ball sack and arse.  She then sat on my bum, laid face down and I could feel her slightly stubbly minge (I love that word) rubbing up and down my back including my arse.  As she got near my head, she breathed into my ear and nibbled it, god I’m getting an erection typing this, it was sensual as f*ck. She then turned around and went up and down with her arse close to the back of my head. More reach unders and ball strokes.  Then it was time to spin me over, oiled up my legs, shaft and chest, she looks at you so sensually it’s like she really means it and enjoys the whole thing.  She sat on by belly leant back and then slid up and down with her minge thrusting toward my face, then away again and I do have to say it was one of the nicest, if not the nicest minges I’ve ever seen, at one point she got so close I stuck my tongue out and it just touched her bulbous clit, she didn’t seem bothered but didn’t get that close again 😂. She got off after a while knelt to the side then worked on my cock, not vigorously but she knows what she’s doing, not just a basic wank but twisting of the head, fingers all around the shaft, she sensed I was coming so put one hand just over the head so I couldn't Artex the ceiling I guess. She did allow me to touch legs, stomach but I didn’t push it.  It was pure heaven, she did have me groaning at one point and politely asked for me to be a bit quieter as she shares the house. She cleaned me up, I took a shower which is en suite, dressed, paid and one very happy chap. Will I go back again......HELL YEAH I’ve booked already. 💦💦💦

[Sinz]

Writing in paragraphs would be very helpful. 

[Skippy2708]

Writing in paragraphs would be very helpful. 

Didn’t realise I was taking GCSE English exam

[Sinz]

Didn’t realise I was taking GCSE English exam

Didn't realise you are a twat. Was trying to be helpful but if you want to act like an idiot that is your choice.

[Skippy2708]

Didn't realise you are a twat. Was trying to be helpful but if you want to act like an idiot that is your choice.

YAWN, BORE OFF.......sorry sir will do better next time. Look in the mirror mate....if you can’t read without finger spaces then who’s got the problem LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂💦💦💦

[Sinz]

YAWN, BORE OFF.......sorry sir will do better next time. Look in the mirror mate....if you can’t read without finger spaces then who’s got the problem LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂💦💦💦

If you find your own lame ass comment so funny, you are the one who has issues   

[CoolTiger]

YAWN, BORE OFF.......sorry sir will do better next time. Look in the mirror mate....if you can’t read without finger spaces then who’s got the problem LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂💦💦💦

I suggest you read this guide before posting your next review.

External Link/Members Only

[Skippy2708]

I suggest you read this guide before posting your next review.

External Link/Members Only

Jeeez what is it with these people and suggest all day long matey....the clue is in the word 'guide' it’s not mandatory! And to be honest I’ve covered off most of what’s been asked, it’s the donkey that didn’t like the formatting!

[tynetunnel]

Didn’t realise I was taking GCSE English exam

You’d have failed it for sure! 

[Watts.E.Dunn]

I can only suppose he was suffering from afteragoodpunt syndrome when your still shall we say "affected" by same.

I  like to leave it for a few days to let the endorphin's settle down a bit;!..

[finn5555]

Didn’t realise I was taking GCSE English exam

You would fail 

[mork]

Thanks for the review Skippy.

[niftyfiftydave]

Didn't realise you are a twat. Was trying to be helpful but if you want to act like an idiot that is your choice.

no need for that sinz, not everyone has time or the skills to write perfectly, as long as the info is there whats the problem. The reply was tongue in cheek and not abusive, probably the reply most would make, so why be personal?

[niftyfiftydave]

Thanks for the review Skippy, never tried a massage but this is very close to my work yard and very tempted to go after your review. The head can,t get around full service punting at the moment.

[mrx007]

I fancy visiting her. Is this the Lilly from Romford Massage that worked with Gina maybe?

[winkywanky]

Nice review Skippy. Very descriptive, and almost as good as being there!

The comments about paragraphs are correct though. It does make it very hard to read when it's just a big block of text, I wouldn't mind betting quite a few people stop reading before the end and move on, which would be a shame. Perhaps you're writing on a phone rather than a computer?

All your other reviews are the same, although of course the effect is worse when there's more text, it just looks like a sea of words. Hope you don't take this the wrong way, I've cut & pasted your review and put it into paraghraphs below. A lot easier to read 



I’ve seen this ad around for some time and with the help of intel from fellow UK Punters I went to pay a visit. External Link/Members Only
Beforehand comms was by text, was not quick to respond but she is probably busy and I can now see why 🤪


Text was £60 Swedish but closely followed by another text saying B2B for £100. I went for the latter obviously.  It’s her own place really clean, smells fresh and down a private road. She really is a beautiful girl (looks 8/10 kindness 10/10). She is a Rom but she would change your thinking about Roms in this industry.  Slight tan to her body and the body is 10/10, she looks after it.  She laid towels on the bed, and just seeing her arse in tight leggings bent over the bed got the old chap stirring and I’m 60 years old.

I got undressed when she left the room, she came in and got her kit off straight away no messing, cracking body, nice gap between the top of her legs and the only possible downside to boob lovers is she is probably an A cup but that didn’t bother me.  Started with nice tingly fingers from toe to top and back again, then warm oil up the legs and straight in for oiling my balls and reach unders.  After a while she gave me B2B, oiled my back up, firm pressure with her whole body, was the best I’ve had, interspersed with more ball stroking and she does a nice thing with finger pressure on the bit between your ball sack and arse.  She then sat on my bum, laid face down and I could feel her slightly stubbly minge (I love that word) rubbing up and down my back including my arse.  As she got near my head, she breathed into my ear and nibbled it, god I’m getting an erection typing this, it was sensual as f*ck. She then turned around and went up and down with her arse close to the back of my head. More reach unders and ball strokes. 
Then it was time to spin me over, oiled up my legs, shaft and chest, she looks at you so sensually it’s like she really means it and enjoys the whole thing.  She sat on by belly leant back and then slid up and down with her minge thrusting toward my face, then away again and I do have to say it was one of the nicest, if not the nicest minges I’ve ever seen, at one point she got so close I stuck my tongue out and it just touched her bulbous clit, she didn’t seem bothered but didn’t get that close again 😂.

She got off after a while knelt to the side then worked on my cock, not vigorously but she knows what she’s doing, not just a basic wank but twisting of the head, fingers all around the shaft, she sensed I was coming so put one hand just over the head so I couldn't Artex the ceiling I guess. She did allow me to touch legs, stomach but I didn’t push it.  It was pure heaven, she did have me groaning at one point and politely asked for me to be a bit quieter as she shares the house. She cleaned me up, I took a shower which is en suite, dressed, paid and one very happy chap. Will I go back again......HELL YEAH I’ve booked already. 💦💦💦



PS 10/10 for spelling, grammar and punctuation. But could try harder with the use of paragraphs, and 5/10 for attitude 

[Hackneylad1]

I fancy visiting her. Is this the Lilly from Romford Massage that worked with Gina maybe?

Yes

[mrx007]

Yes

Wow, thanks, I'm booking her asap. She was a bit young a couple of years ago but still a cutie! You've made my day...

[Skippy2708]

I can only suppose he was suffering from afteragoodpunt syndrome when your still shall we say "affected" by same.

I  like to leave it for a few days to let the endorphin's settle down a bit;!..

Nice try but I’d still leave the same review today and my endorphins are well and truly settled. Lot to be said for a contemporaneous report 🤣

[Henry767]

Nice try but I’d still leave the same review today and my endorphins are well and truly settled. Lot to be said for a contemporaneous report 🤣

I'd say the stream of consciousness style neatly matches the lustful flow of the experience followed by the gush of jizz. it got the meaning across fine.

though I wouldn't recommend typing the piece, cutting up with scissors into random fragments, and re-arranging, a la William Burroughs, as that could lead to confusion and possibly torn muscles.

I'm sure Stubbly Minge is a village somewhere around here... near Nether Thicket  I think

[niftyfiftydave]

I'd say the stream of consciousness style neatly matches the lustful flow of the experience followed by the gush of jizz. it got the meaning across fine.

though I wouldn't recommend typing the piece, cutting up with scissors into random fragments, and re-arranging, a la William Burroughs, as that could lead to confusion and possibly torn muscles.

I'm sure Stubbly Minge is a village somewhere around here... near Nether Thicket  I think

The more i read this thread the more i want to try my first massage and visit stubbly minge lol, She has certainly attracted the more intellectual punter lol. So many big words and names thrown in my google is doing overtime.

[dieseldriver]

Sounds good to me whatever way its posted? The massage on a bed is much better than one of those massage tables like used in Zen and by some others. Last time had a bed massage was few weeks ago by massageinsessex posted in the South East reviews. And as I'm in the area for massageinsussex  in a few weeks, will return.

But in the meantime gonna try Lomi

[George South]

The more i read this thread the more i want to try my first massage and visit stubbly minge lol, She has certainly attracted the more intellectual punter lol. So many big words and names thrown in my google is doing overtime.

This seems to have become an exercise in pedantry.
So for the record.
The area between the ball sack and arse ( scrotum and anus) is the perineum.

[Xtro]

This seems to have become an exercise in pedantry.
So for the record.
The area between the ball sack and arse ( scrotum and anus) is the perineum.

On a female, the bit between the twat and the shitter is called the twitter!! 

[dieseldriver]

On second thoughts £100 B2B expensive. Have to check Zen. £45 on the door + £40 B2B = £85. Have to watch the pennies when on pension!

[Skippy2708]

On second thoughts £100 B2B expensive. Have to check Zen. £45 on the door + £40 B2B = £85. Have to watch the pennies when on pension!

DD for the extra £15 it’s well worth it especially with the minge thrusting 😂

[dieseldriver]

DD for the extra £15 it’s well worth it especially with the minge thrusting 😂

See how funds are next week?     

[D1j]

I fancy visiting her. Is this the Lilly from Romford Massage that worked with Gina maybe?

Yes it is. I asked her a few months back when the ad went up, but I haven't been to see her yet.
She said shes the same Lily, I asked if she knew where Luiza was but she said no 

[D1j]

DD for the extra £15 it’s well worth it especially with the minge thrusting 😂

She used to charge £80 when she worked with Gina a couple years back.
Now I suppose shes solo therefore can charge higher.

Was £100 for b2b plus shower with the girls at RMA/Gina massage. That was worth it. Did it with Luiza a couple times.