Author Topic: Trocadera - Diva Escort - Bayswater  (Read 1653 times)

Offline Stanford97

An unpleasant manner and an unattractive face. Photos are complete BS. Also known as Tiger at Dior Escorts, Orinta at Admiral Escorts, Erica at Babylon Girl, Flory at Abella Escorts and Beza at Angels of London.

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Location:8
An average flat midway between Bayswater and Royal Oak tube stations. The place was a touch messy but it was definitely OK in a very average sort of way.

Appearance:6
I was considering walking when Trocky told me that she’d been at a wedding party yesterday and I immediately imagined myself settling for one of the ugly birds at the shindig.
Trocky has a good pair of tits that you’re free to use and her tall slender body has some shape to it. Her face isn’t in the slightest bit attractive though and it had a sort of shrivelled aspect to it that I’m not sure makeup could mask.
Once the money was whisked away nearly everything Trocky said to me had an acrid tone and it just created a friction that I couldn’t work with. On a few occasions she pointed out in a very irksome manner that I was quiet, well I’m not being quiet now you bitter, rat-faced ming-mong.

Performance:7
For someone so lacking in good looks to act like a pissy twat and to not be completely amenable felt utterly ridiculous. Once I’d got onto the bed after a heavy few minutes of preamble, some good tit sucking and FK got me very hard. The FK was prolonged but it was one dimensional and a touch bland.
Onto some OWO and I was impressed by my cock and how raging it was, Trocky looked at it admiringly and she is a very good cock sucker, not many women could suck me off to completion without their hands but Trocky could have as she really worked the full shaft at good speed and did an excellent job (seemed to enjoy it too). Unfortunately Trocky decided to open her mouth for superfluous conversation and pissed me off again.
I had her go for CG and it was done well and I could focus on her tits which was good. Some more FK and things were nicely set up for the finale. There’s a large mirror over the bed and I wanted raised doggie in front of it. Trocky took the correct position with her hands but then ducked under the mirror with her head. I told her to look in the mirror and she refused but I insisted she do so and she lifted her head up in the most pissy manner with her eyes cast down for every single second and her fringe splattered across her face. It was bland and worse than a wank, I pounded her until I shot in the bag and went straight to the shower. After dealing with a bit more pissy shit I walked out the door without saying a word. The most unattractive person I’ve seen since December and the least friendly since that same person. Crazy, crazy, crazy.

£100 for 30 minutes

If member Glacier10 is reading, I’d be interested to know if Felicia, Electra or Merlot are much prettier than Trocadera.

Offline Glacier10

Wow your experience was totally different to mine. I found her totally amazing and hot.

Out of that list Felicia is the most pretty

Offline Stanford97

Wow your experience was totally different to mine. I found her totally amazing and hot.

Out of that list Felicia is the most pretty
Thanks, for me the most important thing is having a pretty face to remember.

Offline Glacier10

Understand. From my experience if you want a 9 or 10 stunner normally have to pay extra for the Russian agency girls.

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Go to Electra... very sexy and beautiful and does the treats enthusiastically...
should of walked when you were confronted by this mingher...
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Understand. From my experience if you want a 9 or 10 stunner normally have to pay extra for the Russian agency girls.

Its worth it though.. beautiful delicious treats yummy...
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Offline pgma1

I saw Trocadera in the flesh-I didn't punt her because she said she couldn't do someone that was large which some of the more busier girls do as it makes it harder. I took no offence to that and she seemed was perfectly polite. I was attracted to her and I feel OP's assessment on her looks is harsh

Offline Stanford97

I saw Trocadera in the flesh
I was attracted to her and I feel OP's assessment on her looks is harsh
Was she plastered in makeup?

Understand. From my experience if you want a 9 or 10 stunner normally have to pay extra for the Russian agency girls.
From my limited experience I don’t agree with this. I might come to think more like this but I don’t think it’s sensible to make such sweeping generalisations. With all the good Romanians I’ve seen I find it quite stupid when I see people saying Romanians this and Romanians that. Maybe older punters who saw the best fruits of Perestroika can say things are a lot worse now in the Romanian dominated market but I see it as just a case that if most the SPs come from a particular country then the greatest proportion of crap SPs will come from the same country.
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It wasn't obviously excessive to me. It's not that she's a 10/10. It's more it's difficult to believe anyone would feel she's as unattractive as you've described. Suppose then its a matter of one's own standards/taste

Offline Stanford97

It wasn't obviously excessive to me. It's not that she's a 10/10. It's more it's difficult to believe anyone would feel she's as unattractive as you've described. Suppose then its a matter of one's own standards/taste
If she’d been a degree or two less attractive she wouldn’t have been able to give me a boner, she was definitely on the limit.

Offline Glacier10

Was she plastered in makeup?
From my limited experience I don’t agree with this. I might come to think more like this but I don’t think it’s sensible to make such sweeping generalisations. With all the good Romanians I’ve seen I find it quite stupid when I see people saying Romanians this and Romanians that. Maybe older punters who saw the best fruits of Perestroika can say things are a lot worse now in the Romanian dominated market but I see it as just a case that if most the SPs come from a particular country then the greatest proportion of crap SPs will come from the same country.

Yeah it's each to there own. I have also seen some stunning Romanians and Spanish at £150, no listed currently - when I seem to splash out at the higher end usually Baltic or Russian occasional brazilian, they seem to often be sort of model looks - but yeah very subjective all of this.

Offline distancetravel20

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Where the fuck did they come up with the name Trocadero?
Deserves a negative for that alone!
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Offline Stanford97

Rather inappropriately listed at Babes of London as Leona
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