Author Topic: Hoteva69xox - Portsmouth  (Read 2923 times)


2 review(s) for hoteva69xox (0 positive, 1 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline ReginaldPerrin


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I know before you all start I will never learn.

Comms: Phone and Text. Called and immediate reply. Arranged for a 30 minute session within 1 hours notice. £60 for 30 min. Gave road in Southsea near Porn Jessy. I thought it might be the same outfit but a couple of girls working from a different flat up the road.

Location: Apartment in a famous street in Southsea. Lots of pubs and shops. Door on street and taken to first floor. Dressed in what looked like pyjama bottoms and T Shirt  and as no bell or number on flat had to call and she had to come out in the street and call me in. I found that funny but I can see that stressing people out. The other thing it was not exactly attractive attire to get you in the mood!

Service: Immediately started playing on the phone which is a right ball ache. Other girl about as I am stripping, small but I guess Eva is assisting with punters for both of them and the phone was busy.

Advertises OWO so asked for OWO. To be fair she got straight on it for 90 secs or so then slipped on the Mac and a little more OW.

The Girl: Tricky to tell if it’s the girl in the profile photos. If it is then the pictures were taken a few years back pre baby. Deffo size 10 - 12 now very pale skin slight Mum tum pretty face and seemed tall. Very dark hair in a pony tail. Smelt of cigarettes. Tattoo across the left breast strategically where t shirt is placed in photo. I would say she was low 20’s.

The meet:
She stripped off to show a nice ish full English type body. Nice big tits. Could do with a tone up. Pretty face imo. Not size 8 like in profile picture.

She spoke good English and complied with all requests for multiple positions. Was permanently on the phone but that allowed me to fuck away nicely without objection. This went on for quite a while. No kissing above the neck. Which the smell of fags would have put me off anyway. She had a funny personality so if she got her act together and gave you her full attention tarted herself up a bit might have been a better service.

CG then mish then doggy then mish then legs over shoulders then other positions. Finally shot my load. More phone checking and helped me clean up. Saw myself out.

Summary: A crazy punt really. I won’t be back. Shame, if she upped her game a little it could be better. If she made an effort she would be more pretty and sexy. Give the punter undivided attention for half an hour for God’s sake.
As I said I cant be sure on the pics. If you like a gamble then give it a try. I mentioned Anal to check for you guys and it’s on the cards if you are small. Forgot to ask price. Why neutral? Well it was fun in a way. Life is like a box of Chocolates and all that.

Offline DrConners

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I know before you all start I will never learn.

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

I think I love you a little bit Reggie  :sarcastic:

And yes it's true - You will never learn.

All I can say is you're a fucking trooper taking all these Rommy bullets for us, plus getting back on here to share.

It's all good .................. for us!  ;)

Mate, I'm kidding - I think you've already said you only live once so enjoy.

Her being 'permanently' on the phone would have been an instant negative from me.

Cheers for the review - Legend  ;)  :hi:

Offline ReginaldPerrin

Glad you all enjoy.  It much else to keep me amused so a couple of punts a month spiced up the time.

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I know before you all start I will never learn.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think I've ever come across a decent Rommy in all my time - Know any good punts in Portsmouth?

Offline Derrick101

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think I've ever come across a decent Rommy in all my time - Know any good punts in Portsmouth?

So how many have you come across in 2 1/2 years  :unknown:

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So how many have you come across in 2 1/2 years  :unknown:

I'm guessing maybe Admin has changed the membership criteria rules about what you can & can't see.

Might explain the recent surge in long term lurkers surfacing to post a non-sensical/garbage statements.

You have to agree there have been a shed load recently  :thumbsdown:

It's happened before, lurkers are forced to post in order to gain further access to reviews & threads.

Offline Tinyopener90

Must admit do like a 15 min rommie sesh sometimes myself. I walk in immidietly knowing 90% will try and force the cum out quick and act detached

Offline scots joker

Full English type body?  :D no tattie scones then?