Best place in Europe for a weekend fun

[sharkman2017]

Hi

Planning team up with a couple of blokes for a weekend trip. Want to hit up a cheap ryanair/easyjet flight (from UK) to a city which ideally has cheap booze and women we have a fairly simple agenda, drink, goto to a strip club, screw women ... you get the idea As an example we been to prague, where we hit up darling cabaret and some pickup joints (i forget the names now) and it was great. I guess we could go there again but keen to try some other place..

Any suggestions

Thanks!

[Dutchy]

Amsterdam has a banana bar....

[John2K]

Amsterdam is the first place that comes to mind, as this is a no brainer. Other than that, Barcelona, Paris, Roma or Berlin should be a ton of fun. (been to all except Berlin)

[Marmalade]

Athens is the cheapest, Berlin seems the best all-rounder in many ways. The problem with the OP’s plan is largely the strip club bit. They tend almost in every country I can think of  to be overpriced or into scamming. Amsterdam is the Disneyland that fits the obvious bill but as numerous posts attest, quality and value seem mostly to be severely lacking. Some of the Berlin experts might be able to plan a reliable night out though and at least there are cheap flights.

[Billy no mates]

Pretty much agree with what’s being said about Amsterdam.

Strip clubs, prostitution, bars, clubs. It is a party town.

It has to be said, it’s way past it’s sell by date, and was much better a few years ago.
However it’s a quick, cheap flight, and it has the Anne Frank museum.

[Randall_graves]

I would say Prague, flights and accomodation are reasonable and it is cheap as chips once you get there. Theres also plenty to do apart from the ladies side of things - shooting, paintball, driving tanks.... 👌🏼

[shaven4you]

who ever says amsterdam hasnt got a clue. not cheap at all over 7 euro a pint. and 50 euro for a 10 min shag .
Prague would be 1st on my list .

[Marmalade]

I don’t know Prague. What’s a going rate for shag/beer/food/accommodation? Anyone know offhand?

[bbois77]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=238462.0

Fill your boots! 

[Marmalade]

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=238462.0

Fill your boots! 

duly bookmarked! 

[webpunter]

IMO Amsterdam & Paris qualify equally for being the most shite european cities to going punting
Rome is piss poor as well

Agree on Barcelona & Berlin [Artemis]

I'd pick Barcelona 'tops' as easy / cheap to get to & so many options which ain't too expensive
Plus some good nightclubs & bars along the beach, which are deffo 'fun'

Amsterdam is the first place that comes to mind, as this is a no brainer. Other than that, Barcelona, Paris, Roma or Berlin should be a ton of fun. (been to all except Berlin)

[John2K]

who ever says amsterdam hasnt got a clue. not cheap at all over 7 euro a pint. and 50 euro for a 10 min shag .
Prague would be 1st on my list .

lol.
YOU dont have a clue.
been there a few times, last was about 3 years ago, punted 6 girls over the weekend.
OP said cheap flight btw, kid!

[Randall_graves]

I don’t know Prague. What’s a going rate for shag/beer/food/accommodation? Anyone know offhand?

Beer and food are as cheap or as expensive as you make it. If you are hanging around tourist spots and Irish pubs you will pay big prices for food and drinks. Veer a little off the beaten track and you will find beers costing £1odds and very reasonably priced food. I normally stay 4 nights and seldom pay more than £150 for the stay. But again, if you stay more centrally or want a bit of luxury you will pay more. Same goes for the ladies - going to clubs like Darling Cabaret will set you back a small fortune, but there are plenty of smaller private clubs where a half hour will only set you back about 1000kc (35 quid) and there are numerous options for erotic massages etc. Also, if you check out some of the sites mentioned on that other thread you will find solo girls working from home who are cheaper still.

[Dutchy]

who ever says amsterdam hasnt got a clue. not cheap at all over 7 euro a pint. and 50 euro for a 10 min shag .
Prague would be 1st on my list .

But..... banana bar...and at least it’s good Belgian beer; not piss

[DaVINCI]

Prague would be the 1st place I would go to as been loads of times but as the OP is looking for options. l would say Berlin is also a good option, there is loads of Strip joints and Adult venues  plus there is loads to do during the day, a fantastic city 

[Marmalade]

Prague would be the 1st place I would go to as been loads of times but as the OP is looking for options. l would say Berlin is also a good option, there is loads of Strip joints and Adult venues  plus there is loads to do during the day, a fantastic city 

I agree that Berlin is a fantastic city (and can’t honestly think Amsterdam other than for getting stoned / tourist stuff / bucket list). Yet finding reliable, reasonably-priced strip joints in Berlin? Also, although it has a fantastic range of options, it is not as well-served as other German cities for Eros Centres, which are the budget pick. But the clubs might appeal to a group of lads if the OP does his homework (and do his homework he really should — otherwise this thread is simply a discussion among more experienced punters and not wasted at that).

[billybob69]

As an alternative to Amsterdam, you might want to consider Brussels. A huge range of strong beer and a Red Light District (not sure what the strip club scene is like). If you want beer n hookers with a bit of sight seeing thrown in try other towns in Belgium; Antwerp, Bruges, Ghent.

[Piggsy]

Germany..!!!! NRW... Dusseldorf... Essen... Bochum
Many of the club's include beer and food with entry... 60€... F#$k for 50 or even less...
If your birthday... Free entry..!!!!!

[Bradleybridge]

Madrid - if you catch the right flight you might even be able to do the Champions League Final too.

[Marmalade]

I bet the thread’s a waste of time. OP has one review (a crap massage) and hasn’t posted much or responded even on this thread. What’s the chance of him having his fantasy holiday ‘with a few blokes’? Pretty slim I’d reckon. And the chance of him reviewing his punting with these ‘few blokes’ probably zero.

[hawkzville]

Hi all; I agree with much of what's been said on here already - Berlin (also Munich & Frankfurt) are great venues all round - Amsterdam is very passe unless you are going for the "wider experience" of Amsterdam itself with the punting as an aside as nowadays it's over-priced for lower quality. Prague does take some beating, but I feel is starting to go the same way as Amsterdam in that the "money-men" now completely run the show making quality/value for money hard to find.

Personally, I'd go with Spain; a lot of Germans are now doing their own punting in Spain (partly because of the OWO ban in Germany) but also because they see the value for money - I rate Barcelona highly for reasons already pointed out on here, but also I've had huge fun in Valencia too.

[webpunter]

+1
Well observed
However i disagree that the thread is a waste of time
As some worthwhile intel wazzed up on here
So for UKP'ers that actually go punting in europe / really wanna go, some good pointers
For the OP its as you mention a fantasy holiday [which he won't go on] with his fantasy mates [which he doesn't have]

I bet the thread’s a waste of time. OP has one review (a crap massage) and hasn’t posted much or responded even on this thread. What’s the chance of him having his fantasy holiday ‘with a few blokes’? Pretty slim I’d reckon. And the chance of him reviewing his punting with these ‘few blokes’ probably zero.

[TheMemba]

Whatever you do, avoid Paris.
Expensive drinks, expensive strip clubs, loads of scams for tourists and prostitution is almost inexistent, unless you fancy 300 euros an hour escorts with questionable reviews.

[webpunter]

Just being in Paris nowadays is shite, let alone for punting
[on the punting aspect, i refer to above as being shite]
Vagrants everywhere - you only need to watch sky news to work out where they are from
You have to be very wary like pretty much all the time.  Much more so than in other european capital cities
There are only vagrants, tourists & then guess what - fucking french people !

Whatever you do, avoid Paris.
Expensive drinks, expensive strip clubs, loads of scams for tourists and prostitution is almost inexistent, unless you fancy 300 euros an hour escorts with questionable reviews.

[Dutchy]

And dog shit everywhere

[bbois77]

Just being in Paris nowadays is shite, let alone for punting
[on the punting aspect, i refer to above as being shite]
Vagrants everywhere - you only need to watch sky news to work out where they are from
You have to be very wary like pretty much all the time.  Much more so than in other european capital cities
There are only vagrants, tourists & then guess what - fucking french people !

Am inclined to agree withe above in depth analysis, from the height of eloquence, cleaniless, style, reasonable value in the 60s/70s,  its now just an expensive shithole of a capital, full to the brim of undesirables.

PS If however you speak good French have a hottie partner, their exchangiste/swinger clubs are second to none!

[ALBATOR93]

Do not insult French people please
When you will know the best place in Paris
You will be different..

[webpunter]

bénir
[goggle translate]

If i have offended you then please send a message to Admin, make a complaint & ask for me to be banned
See how far you get 

Do not insult French people please
When you will know the best place in Paris
You will be different..

There are some nice places in France - just not Paris
You do make very good wine 

[webpunter]

Don't totally blame our four legged friends

More than 40m Pakistanis defecate openly      External Link/Members Only

And dog shit everywhere

Anyone had a piss outside ?  After a load of lager it becomes practically impossible not to on the way back from the boozer.  I even have a piss in the front garden outside my own house coz such a relief 

As for having a tom-tit ?  A bit different.  Will admit to a couple of times [in like two decades] when me making it to a bog just ain't gonna happen 

Old 'daily' habits die hard for some, especially when you are abroad !

[bbois77]

When you will know the best place in Paris

Do tell and we will love you for ever!!!

[Horizontal pleasures]

Hi

Planning team up with a couple of blokes for a weekend trip. Want to hit up a cheap ryanair/easyjet flight (from UK) to a city which ideally has cheap booze and women we have a fairly simple agenda, drink, goto to a strip club, screw women ... you get the idea As an example we been to prague, where we hit up darling cabaret and some pickup joints (i forget the names now) and it was great. I guess we could go there again but keen to try some other place..

Any suggestions

Thanks!

Manchester

[thetinman007]

Webpunter sounds like a cunt. He should just stay in his hovel in the UK.

[Piggsy]

Don't totally blame our four legged friends

More than 40m Pakistanis defecate openly      External Link/Members Only

Anyone had a piss outside ?  After a load of lager it becomes practically impossible not to on the way back from the boozer.  I even have a piss in the front garden outside my own house coz such a relief 

As for having a tom-tit ?  A bit different.  Will admit to a couple of times [in like two decades] when me making it to a bog just ain't gonna happen 

Old 'daily' habits die hard for some, especially when you are abroad !

This thread has really turned to shite...  💩💩💩💩💩.   

[Azucar D Artagnan]

bénir
[goggle translate]

If i have offended you then please send a message to Admin, make a complaint & ask for me to be banned
See how far you get 

There are some nice places in France - just not Paris
You do make very good wine 

Paris sounds like San Francisco another once great city fucked up by Politicians 

[webpunter]

Sounds like one ?
Is that all !
I'm disappointed
I can be a cunt if i want to be
And if i don't want to be it usually comes naturally 
Having a laarf on UKP so rarely happens nowadays

Webpunter sounds like a cunt. He should just stay in his hovel in the UK.

Have you been to Paris recently ?
Compared to a decade ago its not gone downhill.  It's dropped off the face of a cliff

[thebadooboy]

Do not insult French people please
When you will know the best place in Paris
You will be different..

Out of curiosity... Are you French? I remember watching a Japanese Manga called Albator. Captain Harlock in English

[webpunter]

French but likes to speak [ok write] english
Good moaning
External Link/Members Only
 

Out of curiosity... Are you French? I remember watching a Japanese Manga called Albator. Captain Harlock in English

[webpunter]

Quality 

This thread has really turned to shite...  💩💩💩💩💩.   

[Marmalade]

Do not insult French people please
When you will know the best place in Paris
You will be different..

Shit. No one insulted real French people. Your capital is indeed full of undesirables, either imported from France’s disastrous Algerian war or topped up with more recent immigrants. You only have to look at the newsreels of rioting in Paris. So stop getting all uppity about it. We (or at least I) have the greatest respect for French culture, French cuisine, French spirit and the many great intellectuals that have enriched the world. There’s nothing very French about your undesirables.

Your prostitutes of course used to be world famous and highly desirable. Now most of them are neither desirable or even French.

[ALBATOR93]

It's not true.one people write fucking French people.
I travel in london many time in a year for business and because i like England and English people
But there are dirty places in london too where we do not see a single true english ... places where some shout their hatred of england and christians..this is not the true england that i love so much and i have known ..it's the same in France..the Europeans have what they deserve because of their cowardice

[Marmalade]

It's not true.one people write fucking French people.
I travel in london many time in a year for business and because i like England and English people
But there are dirty places in london too where we do not see a single true english ... places where some shout their hatred of england and christians..this is not the true england that i love so much and i have known ..it's the same in France..the Europeans have what they deserve because of their cowardice

So tell us ...

You joined the forum to contribute something helpful about punting ... ? Where do you go punting yourself, how much did you pay last time and can you recommend, with contact details?

I’m sure you joined with marvellously good intentions and have been terribly misconstrued by us shaggers, so you will surely welcome this polite fucking enquiry.

As for politics and stuff, we don’t do that any more, so let us have your valued opinion, seriously, and if you have some special info on paying to get laid in your beautiful country, as I’m sure you must, then doubtless, being an uptight gentleman, you won’t hesitate to share. 
Don’t hold back ...

I can’t believe that I might be wrong, I’m sure you’re not a complete fucking cunt, French or otherwise, it would be rude to even think you’d be a cunting fucking windup cunt just cunting waiting to fuck right off...  So be a nice fellow, and live up our wonderful expectations.

We not suggesting you’re a troll. Or a cunt. Or either or both. 

No offence   

[Marmalade]

I'm French and i Never had problem with that on adultwork

You'll have had lots of punts then??

[webpunter]

Our french guest is reminding me of the Ancient Mariner
 
But we ain't on his ship TFFT

[webpunter]

Loads of em but then he woke up
I'm off to Ladbrokes
I'd wager between nil & zero

You'll have had lots of punts then??

[Azucar D Artagnan]

Marmalade   please stop it now ! I've got stomach cramps from laughing so much 

[ALBATOR93]

the comic man was speaking... the bets are for real men so do not risk losing everithing ok? Good boy

[Splodge]

Germany. NRW. Bochum, Oberhausen and also Hanover further afield. Bochum and Oberhausen are quiet cities but both have excellent rlds. Hanover would be more of a party town with a couple of rlds, and plenty stunners in the main one. Best bet for strip bars is London.

[Jerboa]

Whoever stated Amsterdam are obviously not punters, go to germany to either RLD and or saunaclubs, don't bother with the stripclubs there, if stripclubs that you can shag the dancers go to East euro, but not the obvious tourist spots like Prague, You can get cheap flights to Kiev these days, weak currency and hot women.

[sharkman2017]

Thanks team

We booked Amsterdam as that seemed to hit the spot. It’s early Oct so will write it up when back. May help for others 

Have one on me and thanks for the tips, all useful even the usual cranky ones

[sharkman2017]

+1
Well observed
However i disagree that the thread is a waste of time
As some worthwhile intel wazzed up on here
So for UKP'ers that actually go punting in europe / really wanna go, some good pointers
For the OP its as you mention a fantasy holiday [which he won't go on] with his fantasy mates [which he doesn't have]

Glass always half empty in life ..eh?