Author Topic: Thai lady boy Ts Yadaa neath  (Read 10524 times)


1 review(s) for Ts Yadaa (1 positive, 0 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline Dougieh

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Well hopefully my street cred won’t go after this punt, as more of a dare and my wind up than on my to do list. So looked for a Ts on the usual sites after doing some research and just was not to my liking at all so changed tactics and looked just for a lady boy that looked  female to me. Came across yadaa in neath and studied the pics thought looked convincing. Then took a few days for the courage to go ahead.

Phoned (they don’t like txts) and answered straightaway now the person did not sound like a female also was not to deep in the voice. I asked if they were free in an hours time and had a yes how long for, I said hour the price is £150 was the reply. Ok and now I was on my way, the txt came through with street and post code and I new I had been to the address twice before to see ladies there. This helped with my mind in thinking anybody seeing me go in would not know as I might be seeing hanah again, just made me feel easier. Arrived in the street and phoned for number which was given and I approached the door, Yes I was as nervous when taking exams, mind telling me to fuck off quick, but I carried on and tapped the door, it opened and I had to walk in to look behind to see yadaa.

Guys, looked like a woman and pretty, dress and high heels, phew I thought until the voice which was more gentler said come through. Shoes off at the stairs and followed up. Into room and handed the money over and like a wimp said this is my first time so I am nervous, a smile came back and said you will be ok. Massage first,,, time for me to calm down I thought. I undressed and so did yadaa to the thong. Body was nice dark good shape arse and ample tits Never noticed a cock.
I laid on the bed face down wondering ‘what the fuck have I done’ and the massage began no oil used but tbf was a good one, not sexual until just before turnover with swipes.

Over I turned now the gum was removed (spose making sure mouth was fresh) also now knowingly no kissing was required from me. Started  playing with my cock and was getting hard. Now I have a dilemma as grinding  on my cock was taking place and I could not see me shagging so out of the blue I said are you going to fuck me (my thinking was I’ve had a strap on before with a woman and enjoyed after some coaxing plus plenty lube so let my mind think it’s the same, I have done anal before again with a female and cannot get my mind around doing anything but).

Looking at me surprised yadaa said you want me to, yes I said so off came the thong and little tinkle was on display yadaa started stroking both cocks (me was more a spectator as never sucked a cock and never will) and applied a condom lube on my arse and end of cock then probed and straight in. Now I thought I would be slowly entered but no straight into fast shagging then started to wank me off same time, I was playing with the tits as they looked good. Plenty of enthusiasm and I soon emptied. Whilst dressing we had a chat and then I left thinking was not as challenging as I thought would be.

The above I wrote intentionally in a way after reading other Ts reviews and how my first reaction was on reading them. Meaning I used the name rather than her she him because of peoples different views. Hopefully reading as it was for me.
That aside my view is everybody to their own we all have individual likes, and now understand why guys like Ts be it top or bottom.

 So In my opinion I went with a very attractive female with a nice body that had a cock. VFM for the experience that’s a yes (spent more than that on certain females in my time on a night out and had a shit time).

I now feel like a comedian on stage waiting for hecklers so a few points, how anyone spends their money is up to them ( 2 bad punts could total £200+ is that vfm) we all have different values.
When someone says ‘not for me’ and I was one then don’t knock until,,,,,,,,

Would I return mmm well  yes that’s a truthful answer.  Ooh and OM no I don’t have a sore arse 😇

Offline billybob69

Thanks for the report. It was very well written (as you say, TS's aren't going to be for everyone).

Was she on tour or is she based in Neath?

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Offline Dan Dastardly

Looks fun, just checked her private gallery and that cock doesn’t look very small to me 😂😂

Offline Steelworker

Dougie, an entertaining and detailed review. We all have ranges in which we operate. This lies firmly outside mine but each to their own. Glad you enjoyed it  :thumbsup:

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Well hopefully my street cred won’t go after this punt, as more of a dare and my wind up than on my to do list. So looked for a Ts on the usual sites after doing some research and just was not to my liking at all so changed tactics and looked just for a lady boy that looked  female to me. Came across yadaa in neath and studied the pics thought looked convincing. Then took a few days for the courage to go ahead.

Phoned (they don’t like txts) and answered straightaway now the person did not sound like a female also was not to deep in the voice. I asked if they were free in an hours time and had a yes how long for, I said hour the price is £150 was the reply. Ok and now I was on my way, the txt came through with street and post code and I new I had been to the address twice before to see ladies there. This helped with my mind in thinking anybody seeing me go in would not know as I might be seeing hanah again, just made me feel easier. Arrived in the street and phoned for number which was given and I approached the door, Yes I was as nervous when taking exams, mind telling me to fuck off quick, but I carried on and tapped the door, it opened and I had to walk in to look behind to see yadaa.

Guys, looked like a woman and pretty, dress and high heels, phew I thought until the voice which was more gentler said come through. Shoes off at the stairs and followed up. Into room and handed the money over and like a wimp said this is my first time so I am nervous, a smile came back and said you will be ok. Massage first,,, time for me to calm down I thought. I undressed and so did yadaa to the thong. Body was nice dark good shape arse and ample tits Never noticed a cock.
I laid on the bed face down wondering ‘what the fuck have I done’ and the massage began no oil used but tbf was a good one, not sexual until just before turnover with swipes.

Over I turned now the gum was removed (spose making sure mouth was fresh) also now knowingly no kissing was required from me. Started  playing with my cock and was getting hard. Now I have a dilemma as grinding  on my cock was taking place and I could not see me shagging so out of the blue I said are you going to fuck me (my thinking was I’ve had a strap on before with a woman and enjoyed after some coaxing plus plenty lube so let my mind think it’s the same, I have done anal before again with a female and cannot get my mind around doing anything but).

Looking at me surprised yadaa said you want me to, yes I said so off came the thong and little tinkle was on display yadaa started stroking both cocks (me was more a spectator as never sucked a cock and never will) and applied a condom lube on my arse and end of cock then probed and straight in. Now I thought I would be slowly entered but no straight into fast shagging then started to wank me off same time, I was playing with the tits as they looked good. Plenty of enthusiasm and I soon emptied. Whilst dressing we had a chat and then I left thinking was not as challenging as I thought would be.

The above I wrote intentionally in a way after reading other Ts reviews and how my first reaction was on reading them. Meaning I used the name rather than her she him because of peoples different views. Hopefully reading as it was for me.
That aside my view is everybody to their own we all have individual likes, and now understand why guys like Ts be it top or bottom.

 So In my opinion I went with a very attractive female with a nice body that had a cock. VFM for the experience that’s a yes (spent more than that on certain females in my time on a night out and had a shit time).

I now feel like a comedian on stage waiting for hecklers so a few points, how anyone spends their money is up to them ( 2 bad punts could total £200+ is that vfm) we all have different values.
When someone says ‘not for me’ and I was one then don’t knock until,,,,,,,,

Would I return mmm well  yes that’s a truthful answer.  Ooh and OM no I don’t have a sore arse 😇


Nice review Dougie, and welcome to the club (blokes who aren't gay, not turned on at all by men but nevertheless enjoy or want to try a TS experience). As for any hecklers, I don't think there'll be that many, and if there are you have to wonder what their interest is in looking at TS reviews anyway  :D

You say you were looking for a TS but 'changed tactics and went for a ladyboy'. Well of course, ladyboys ARE TSs, they just happen to come from the Far East.

Glad you enjoyed overall, and look forward to hearing of any future punts, TS or otherwise  :thumbsup:

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Thanks for the report. It was very well written (as you say, TS's aren't going to be for everyone).

Was she on tour or is she based in Neath?

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BB69, she will be off to Huntington after today, sure to come back though, expect she wants to have another go with me 😇🎺

Offline Dougieh

Looks fun, just checked her private gallery and that cock doesn’t look very small to me 😂😂

Was an experience DD, probably a good one for the first timer like me. Imoa did not look or feel like 7” and not thick maybe 5-6.

Offline Dougieh

Dougie, an entertaining and detailed review. We all have ranges in which we operate. This lies firmly outside mine but each to their own. Glad you enjoyed it  :thumbsup:

SW thanks for the reply, agree on the ranges which I would have said prior to the meet.

Offline Mil 34

Not for me, but whatever floats your boat.

Offline Dougieh

Nice review Dougie, and welcome to the club (blokes who aren't gay, not turned on at all by men but nevertheless enjoy or want to try a TS experience). As for any hecklers, I don't think there'll be that many, and if there are you have to wonder what their interest is in looking at TS reviews anyway  :D

You say you were looking for a TS but 'changed tactics and went for a ladyboy'. Well of course, ladyboys ARE TSs, they just happen to come from the Far East.

Glad you enjoyed overall, and look forward to hearing of any future punts, TS or otherwise  :thumbsup:


Well WW nicely and so accurately put.

Surprisingly as yet no-hecklers so interest is obviously looming so maybe I’ve opened an avenue to other wonderers. No comments yet from my mentor OM so once he’s had a wank I’m sure I will.
Tactics was purely down to my thoughts originally and yes all Ts but going the EE way gave me the courage to take the plunge albeit a one sided punt.  🏌️‍♂️
« Last Edit: May 12, 2019, 11:02:54 am by Dougieh »

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Thanks for the review dougie, I respect your honesty and willingness to try different things

I don’t think it would ever be for me to be honest but each to their own and it’s whatever flicks your switch

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I saw her 5-6 years ago (maybe more) when she first came to the UK and found her delicious. Such smooth soft skin, lovely tits and a nice cock.

Glad you enjoyed. From reading your review, as you relax more and let go of your inhibitions, I have no doubt you’ll enjoy this niche even more

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Thanks for the review dougie, I respect your honesty and willingness to try different things

I don’t think it would ever be for me to be honest but each to their own and it’s whatever flicks your switch

 :drinks:

No probs Kirkland a tick of the box, maybe when you get older who knows 😂

For your info she’s better looking than Cara and Dita especially in the body although if Dita is your cup of tea then as you say each to their own. And of course you’ve already started with the anal play 🅾️. Still waiting for Sophia to come back so will let you know.

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I saw her 5-6 years ago (maybe more) when she first came to the UK and found her delicious. Such smooth soft skin, lovely tits and a nice cock.

Glad you enjoyed. From reading your review, as you relax more and let go of your inhibitions, I have no doubt you’ll enjoy this niche even more

Thanks HA and yes agree that being my first time was nervous so will see if the urge takes me again.

Offline Grumpy Pumpy

Good for you Dougie. Both for following through with this booking. And for writing up a very useful review.

A TS is not for me. And being shagged up the arse is certainly not!  But if I ever wanted to see one then I'd be grateful for reviews like yours  :hi:

Offline Dougieh

Good for you Dougie. Both for following through with this booking. And for writing up a very useful review.

A TS is not for me. And being shagged up the arse is certainly not!  But if I ever wanted to see one then I'd be grateful for reviews like yours  :hi:
Thanks GP 👍


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Intersesting read Dougieh.

As others have said, not my bag at all, but glad you enjoyed it, and stretching your boundaries.

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Not for me, dyed in the wool Hetro, you must be Bi, as said whatever floats.
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Not for me, dyed in the wool Hetro, you must be Bi, as said whatever floats.


And you're checking out TS reviews and you're not?  :wacko:

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Not for me, dyed in the wool Hetro, you must be Bi, as said whatever floats.

Fair play to you Curious and with you being a long term punter over the years (read your reviews) with sparse input on here, with mainly negative opinions especially towards Asians makes me wonder if this is the right place for you. The word comes to mind is Victor meldrew. Of course you can have an opinion you have every right to join in and offer your opinion/banter but I don’t honestly think anyone will ever satisfy your needs so maybe a TS could be the way forward 😂

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And you're checking out TS reviews and you're not?  :wacko:

+1 😴😴


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Intersesting read Dougieh.

As others have said, not my bag at all, but glad you enjoyed it, and stretching your boundaries.

Thanks Ivor, that would be my limit now back and start concentrating on sp’s with pussy

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Hi Dougieh,


Glad you enjoyed yourself and presumably that you could still handle a vindaloo afterwards.  You must be made of stern stuff  :lol:

Best read I've had for ages  :thumbsup:

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Hi Dougieh,


Glad you enjoyed yourself and presumably that you could still handle a vindaloo afterwards.  You must be made of stern stuff  :lol:

Best read I've had for ages  :thumbsup:

Now you must be putting me in the Daniel Craig mode now OM surely.

 I would be lying to say was easy, it took loads of goading from me and was very timid going in, during and leaving. Now I have to concentrate on all other punts I have said before moving on.

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Now you must be putting me in the Daniel Craig mode now OM surely.

 

Don’t remember DC taking it up the shitter, :unknown: but whatever I did enjoy your account  :thumbsup:

Might come with you next time.  :drinks:

Wonder if we can persuade SW to join us and experience something different.  :thumbsup:

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Don’t remember DC taking it up the shitter, :unknown: but whatever I did enjoy your account  :thumbsup:

Might come with you next time.  :drinks:

Wonder if we can persuade SW to join us and experience something different.  :thumbsup:

OM


Anything for queen and country I heard, now me being welsh myself at least I know where the lamb lies🤫.

With me? Is that as a spectator or a participator 👏.

Defo with SW he’s just waiting for the push, or the pull or whatever

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Defo with SW he’s just waiting for the push, or the pull or whatever

Whole new vistas beckoning SW.  :thumbsup:


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...hmmm, you really are unsure about your sexuality, aren't you CP?  :rolleyes:

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...hmmm, you really are unsure about your sexuality, aren't you CP?  :rolleyes:

That largely depends on whether you wish to subscribe to society's concepts of being one thing or the other

Previous civilizations have believed that sex is sex, and it doesn't have to be one way or the other.  The ancient Greeks were one example - which possibly explains why we don't have any ancient Greeks around to speak of

“Deviancy is not a quality of the act a person commits, but rather a consequence of the application by others of rules and sanctions to an ‘offender’. Deviant behaviour is behaviour that people so label.”

If OP enjoyed himself, ( & good luck to him) what does the rest of it matter


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Well said

That largely depends on whether you wish to subscribe to society's concepts of being one thing or the other

Previous civilizations have believed that sex is sex, and it doesn't have to be one way or the other.  The ancient Greeks were one example - which possibly explains why we don't have any ancient Greeks around to speak of

“Deviancy is not a quality of the act a person commits, but rather a consequence of the application by others of rules and sanctions to an ‘offender’. Deviant behaviour is behaviour that people so label.”

If OP enjoyed himself, ( & good luck to him) what does the rest of it matter


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Same girl, different profile... 

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=78354.0

Don't know if it is, don't look the same to me

Thanks to Dougieh, I'd looked at Yadaa a few times but never been to see her. If she's near me next time I feel the urge for a TS I'll definitely consider a visit.
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That largely depends on whether you wish to subscribe to society's concepts of being one thing or the other

Previous civilizations have believed that sex is sex, and it doesn't have to be one way or the other.  The ancient Greeks were one example - which possibly explains why we don't have any ancient Greeks around to speak of

“Deviancy is not a quality of the act a person commits, but rather a consequence of the application by others of rules and sanctions to an ‘offender’. Deviant behaviour is behaviour that people so label.”

If OP enjoyed himself, ( & good luck to him) what does the rest of it matter


OM


You've managed to completely misunderstand my post, which as I stated clearly, was directed at Curious CP who'd made a derogatory post about the OP earlier on the page. If you read the whole thread (only one page at this point) you'll understand.

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Well said


...see OMellors, now you've managed to confuse Hugeadmirer too (who actually, I am a huge admirer of)  :rolleyes:

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...and Steelworker too. FFS, I don't know why I bother...

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...and Steelworker too. FFS, I don't know why I bother...

I wasn’t confused. I assumed it was all about CP’s narrow-minded response.  :thumbsup:

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Well I'm glad you know what's going on  :lol:

Namely that my ire was directed at Curious CP for trolling, and not Dougieh.

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...see OMellors, now you've managed to confuse Hugeadmirer too (who actually, I am a huge admirer of)  :rolleyes:

I got that your post was misinterpreted but I still appreciated his words

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You've managed to completely misunderstand my post, which as I stated clearly, was directed at Curious CP who'd made a derogatory post about the OP earlier on the page. If you read the whole thread (only one page at this point) you'll understand.

You’re the one who has missed the fact that just about every other post has been mine. How can anyone think I’ve lost the plot

I was responding to your remarks. Please at least be man enough not to cower behind some other contributors remarks

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You’re the one who has missed the fact that just about every other post has been mine. How can anyone think I’ve lost the plot

I was responding to your remarks. Please at least be man enough not to cower behind some other contributors remarks

OM

Think we’re all in violent agreement (whatever that is is but I heard it on the BBC), OM, apart from CP.

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Think we’re all in violent agreement (whatever that is is but I heard it on the BBC), OM, apart from CP.

Agreed. We all think CP is being a bit of a dick. But the rest of us are just fine!

Offline Dougieh

Thank you lads for all the replies especially WW for the support on my first plus understanding fully the boundaries.

Well had a ffm today (cheated a bit but should be a good read) so need to post that one and a couple from before so I will then be up to date.

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Thank you to the above

If it does it for you then that’s ok with me  :thumbsup:

The narrow minded comments of CP & WW are upto them, but trying to enforce narrow minded prejudices on others is doomed to failure.  :thumbsdown:
 

( especially when some fool assumes that the thread has not been followed/ comprehended  :crazy:)

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 OM, I must say I didn't interpret WW's comments as narrow minded. I thought he was also being supportive.

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OM, I must say I didn't interpret WW's comments as narrow minded. I thought he was also being supportive.

Well he should be more explicit and stop mumbling or

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Somehow we’ve (myself included) hijacked the entertaining story of doughie’s first TS experience. Let’s get back to the crux of the matter in congratulating the man, whether you agree with his choice or not, for going through with his desire and sharing his story.

I, for one, am looking forward to the next instalment

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You’re the one who has missed the fact that just about every other post has been mine. How can anyone think I’ve lost the plot

I was responding to your remarks. Please at least be man enough not to cower behind some other contributors remarks

OM


You complete twat, I was applauding Dougieh's review and deriding Curious CP's snide remarks about it. I think you probably misread 'CP' as 'OP' in my Reply #20.

You can't understand this even when I've pointed it out to you.

If you can be bothered, read the thread again, from the start down to #20.

Is English your first language? I give up  :rolleyes: