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Offline James999

I don't get this, perhaps I'm different. I pay money to get a certain type of experience. Sexual attraction is for the birds.

I guess that the main reason I wouldn't do someone over a size 10 is that I wouldn't be able to lift her by her ankles for an upsy-daisy nosh.  :)

Word is some of the Big Bed Wreckers are getting hoists installed to help punters move themn around.


Offline Lady Poppy

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This is utter drivel.

It's the same old malarkey about the noble art of being a tart, and the trials you honest practicioners have to go through when faced with a sea of crude and uncomprehending punters.

Thing is, we've heard it all before. A thousand times.

If you have heard it a thousands times and continue to ignore it then more fool you.  Surely there has to be some truth in it for the very reason you state?

Utter drivel?  I don't think so. What I find utter drivel is a bunch of grown up men actually contemplating meeting up with a woman they don't like or fancy and paying to do so.  I would call that stupidity personified myself.

Offline James999

I think the Guys should take this to PM and arrange to send a deligate to Poppy, on the condition that as he shoots his load he proclaims "Thats for the team"  :yahoo:


Offline Lady Poppy

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Believe me, the only way they would get past me undetected would be if they actually enjoy themselves and then I will look forward to the glowing review on here :)

Offline Lucy chambers

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Believe me, the only way they would get past me undetected would be if they actually enjoy themselves and then I will look forward to the glowing review on here :)

Ah Poppy. I doubt anyone here would do it but I very much doubt you could know they had.

The problem you have is that you will usually find that some guys post in a completely different way to their normal persona. So there is a very real chance that you would not know. It happens to me in Ireland sometimes, I am well known for my direct approach, (read cheeky) and some guys prefer me not to know until the very end that we were arguing the day before. Do I clutch my skirts in horror? Of course not, work is work.

I dont take it too seriously. Forums are just a bit of craic for the times when we are bored, not life or death.

Offline Lady Poppy

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Ah Poppy. I doubt anyone here would do it but I very much doubt you could know they had.

The problem you have is that you will usually find that some guys post in a completely different way to their normal persona. So there is a very real chance that you would not know. It happens to me in Ireland sometimes, I am well known for my direct approach, (read cheeky) and some guys prefer me not to know until the very end that we were arguing the day before. Do I clutch my skirts in horror? Of course not, work is work.

I dont take it too seriously. Forums are just a bit of craic for the times when we are bored, not life or death.

Don't worry, I haven't been getting my knickers in a twist.  I'm using this to distract me from other things at the moment.  They are very thick skinned and I do enjoy the challenge of trying to make them see sense, although I'm sure some of them are trying to do the same as me and just as competitive.  It doesn't make me lose sleep at night, my real life does that x

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In the world of my reality the only taking one for the team is on occassion at Parties and was in the past at Swingers clubs. I have been presented with some truly hideous women who i could put up with as thankfully there were some fit ones as well.

I had the pornstar Katie Weale inflicted on me a number of times at Parties and took one for the team with her, a truly horrific WG, either virtually comatose or physically violent towards punters, punching and slapping them. She finally got the push for falling asleep on a punters cock partway into a Party.

If you have heard it a thousands times and continue to ignore it then more fool you.  Surely there has to be some truth in it for the very reason you state?

Utter drivel?  I don't think so. What I find utter drivel is a bunch of grown up men actually contemplating meeting up with a woman they don't like or fancy and paying to do so.  I would call that stupidity personified myself.

From reading your posts on here, you have a very high opinion of yourself. But like the rest of us ornery folk, you are not all-knowing.

For a start, 'stupidity personifed', in the shape of men who don't like women much but are still content to pay them for a fuck, is something that keeps at least half of all prostitutes in business, I'd have thought.

My point was that any of us punters could see any of you working girls at any time, and unless we were to announce our on-screen names, you'd never know it. You seem to think you could sniff any of us out. I doubt it very much.


Offline Lady Poppy

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I think what I was getting at has gone completely over your head and I suppose I'll have to take some part in taking the blame for that, as I am obviously not explaining myself very well.

I am not saying that I will if presented with one of you be able to say, 'Ah I think you must be soinso from UKP' but I am saying is that she or who ever, even if it were me would notice that something was wrong and that the guy clearly did not want to be there.  Now... maybe my point of view is distorted by the fact that I have never had anyone walk on me and I have never met anyone who was not happy with me or what I have to offer, but... surely anyone would notice if someone was not keen?

With regards to swinging or parties, yes I can see how it can happen there, as you can either get carried away in the moment and as said on here, if there is still someone visually stimulating in view you can kind of over ride your disdain for the person you are actually with if not face to face at the time (ie doggy), but we are talking a one to one here.

The majority of people that see me have read my profile, read my blogs and seen my face.  There is no reason for them to be surprised at the way I look, as it is all recent.  There is nothing particularly hidden or surprising to be found.  I suppose that is why it works?  So if someone was planning to see me when they held me in utter contempt, as many of you seem to the lady you were discussing meeting I think it would be obvious, unless you really didn't feel that way and it was just an act for the boys?

Offline Mellow

I think what I was getting at has gone completely over your head and I suppose I'll have to take some part in taking the blame for that, as I am obviously not explaining myself very well.

I am not saying that I will if presented with one of you be able to say, 'Ah I think you must be soinso from UKP' but I am saying is that she or who ever, even if it were me would notice that something was wrong and that the guy clearly did not want to be there.  Now... maybe my point of view is distorted by the fact that I have never had anyone walk on me and I have never met anyone who was not happy with me or what I have to offer, but... surely anyone would notice if someone was not keen?

With regards to swinging or parties, yes I can see how it can happen there, as you can either get carried away in the moment and as said on here, if there is still someone visually stimulating in view you can kind of over ride your disdain for the person you are actually with if not face to face at the time (ie doggy), but we are talking a one to one here.

The majority of people that see me have read my profile, read my blogs and seen my face.  There is no reason for them to be surprised at the way I look, as it is all recent.  There is nothing particularly hidden or surprising to be found.  I suppose that is why it works?  So if someone was planning to see me when they held me in utter contempt, as many of you seem to the lady you were discussing meeting I think it would be obvious, unless you really didn't feel that way and it was just an act for the boys?
Funny you should say all this as it's precisely what I feel myself when confronted by a hooker that doesn't hit the buttons.  I've learnt over the years to think of something sexy, whilst doing the duty for my todger. You see, my todger and me are a team. So yes. I have often "done it for the team".

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Funny you should say all this as it's precisely what I feel myself when confronted by a hooker that doesn't hit the buttons.  I've learnt over the years to think of something sexy, whilst doing the duty for my todger. You see, my todger and me are a team. So yes. I have often "done it for the team".

I'm confuzzled, I mean surely if you are going to pay for the privilege you are going to choose someone you fancy and if you don't, walk?  Why would you pay to shag someone you don't fancy?  I guess this is the difference between a man and a woman?  I just wouldn't do it.

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I'm confuzzled, I mean surely if you are going to pay for the privilege you are going to choose someone you fancy and if you don't, walk?  Why would you pay to shag someone you don't fancy?  I guess this is the difference between a man and a woman?  I just wouldn't do it.

I couldnt shag someone i dont fancy now, but in the past i wasnt so fussy, within and outside of punting. In those days  i could PD&L without a problem. :)

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  I guess this is the difference between a man and a woman? 

A few years ago, there was no love between auto-censored and auto-censored, even though so many of the punters and escorts posted on both.

To try and draw them closer, I arranged for the biggest auto-censored hater to have a booking with one of the escorts who thought of PP as uncouth.

We arranged for so much money for a punt, and the escort was up for it, so those who contributed to the punt were invited to meet up at the booking to see how they got on.

Guess what, the punter and the Escort both had a great time, and became friends due to their common intrests outside punting.

Taking one for the team does have its rewards, though its for yourself firstly, and the forum info much further down the line.

In those days  i could PD&L without a problem. :)

What's PD&L?  Not heard that one before  :(

Offline Mellow

A few years ago, there was no love between auto-censored and auto-censored, even though so many of the punters and escorts posted on both.

To try and draw them closer, I arranged for the biggest auto-censored hater to have a booking with one of the escorts who thought of PP as uncouth.

We arranged for so much money for a punt, and the escort was up for it, so those who contributed to the punt were invited to meet up at the booking to see how they got on.

Guess what, the punter and the Escort both had a great time, and became friends due to their common intrests outside punting.

Taking one for the team does have its rewards, though its for yourself firstly, and the forum info much further down the line.
I'd pay good money to see Rupert arse-fuck Angel.

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Offline Lady Poppy

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I couldnt shag someone i dont fancy now, but in the past i wasnt so fussy, within and outside of punting. In those days  i could PD&L without a problem. :)

I bet you didn't pay to PD&L though?

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I bet you didn't pay to PD&L though?
I imagine that's exactly what 15 min quickies are designed for!

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I bet you didn't pay to PD&L though?

I did, many times. Soho Walk-Ups for example were ideal for PD&L and sound as though they still are, whereas at a 121 i require a GFE or a PSE now. :D

To clarify i first heard PD&L off of Jerboa, its not my original phrase but it does explain the situation well in my opinion.


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I imagine that's exactly what 15 min quickies are designed for!

Indeed. If this is all you require why pay more, a Soho Walk-Up was £22 so i read not long ago.

Offline Stiltskin

I'm confuzzled, I mean surely if you are going to pay for the privilege you are going to choose someone you fancy and if you don't, walk?  Why would you pay to shag someone you don't fancy?  I guess this is the difference between a man and a woman?  I just wouldn't do it.

Arranging a punt can be quite an effort for the punter, especially if you're attached. First you have to find some free time and then think of an excuse to be away, then you drive 20 or 30 miles and try to find parking in some strange area. After all that if the girl is not as expected it's very hard to just walk away, best to make the most of it as it's not all about the way they look.

If they all published face pics it wouldn't be an issue, but that's never going to happen.

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Arranging a punt can be quite an effort for the punter, especially if you're attached. First you have to find some free time and then think of an excuse to be away, then you drive 20 or 30 miles and try to find parking in some strange area. After all that if the girl is not as expected it's very hard to just walk away, best to make the most of it as it's not all about the way they look.

If they all published face pics it wouldn't be an issue, but that's never going to happen.

Hmmm... I think I might be learning something here.  So... a lot of the resentment that we see on the threads about 'fat, old hags' etc, is because in the past some of you guys have gone for a booking expecting fresh, pretty young things and had quite the opposite, but because of the time and effort gone into arranging the meet you have gone with it anyway and felt cheated?

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Hmmm... I think I might be learning something here.  So... a lot of the resentment that we see on the threads about 'fat, old hags' etc, is because in the past some of you guys have gone for a booking expecting fresh, pretty young things and had quite the opposite, but because of the time and effort gone into arranging the meet you have gone with it anyway and felt cheated?

I dont feel general resentment, mine is squarely aimed towards the  individual lying, cheating, scamming, rip-off merhant WGs/Establishments who it has been my misfortune to meet, most WGs arent like that in my experience so i dont let previous experiences put me off, but i have learnt some lessons along the way.

As to punting despite the lies, this is what all bad providers rely on, the punter thinking wih his dick. :)

Offline Stiltskin

Hmmm... I think I might be learning something here.  So... a lot of the resentment that we see on the threads about 'fat, old hags' etc, is because in the past some of you guys have gone for a booking expecting fresh, pretty young things and had quite the opposite, but because of the time and effort gone into arranging the meet you have gone with it anyway and felt cheated?

Well in my case it's more let down than cheated. You can get an idea of age and weight from the photos, but I prefer a certain face type and it's impossible to tell what they look like when there's no face pics.


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